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Chapter 11 011: Chinese Kungfu

At the door of dormitory 555, the laughter of Zhang Xiaoxia and her little sisters was heard in Lin Mahaohao's ears verbatim.

[System: Host, it's really them!How could this group of people be like this! (＞＜)】

[Ma Haohao: Yes. 】

[System: Host, didn't you say to reconcile with Zhang Xiaoxia? _]

[Ma Haohao: Uh... an illusion. 】

[System: Uh... okay. 】

Ma Hao knocked on the door, and the person inside laughed "hahaha" and responded "Who is it?"

Ma Hao didn't answer.

She thought about it and went back to the bedroom.

……

The bed bugs were still crawling wantonly.

Mahao folded the quilt on the bed like a roll.Wrap the bug tightly in the center of the quilt, hold the quilt and go to the door of the bedroom just now.

"Hahahaha, Xiaoxia, you are so talented!"

"I burst into tears laughing, okay?"

"I can't do it hahaha, my stomach hurts..."

The people in the dormitory were still laughing loudly. Mahao held the quilt with both hands and bumped the iron door of the dormitory with his elbow.

"Fuck, who the fuck is that?" A girl cursed from the room.

Then there was the sound of kicking as the slippers rubbed against the floor.

"Here, come, don't knock!" The bedroom door opened with a "click".

The girl who opened the door was a familiar face. Ma Haohao recognized her as one of the little sisters following Zhang Xiaoxia, but couldn't name her.

Seeing Ma Haohao, the smile on her face froze before she put it away.

"Nana, who's here?" Maybe someone in the dormitory asked after seeing no movement at the door for a long time.

The little sister named Nana gave Ma a guilty look, her lips trembled a few times, but she didn't reply.He just gave way to the side, completely exposing Ma Hao who was standing at the door.

"Good evening." Ma Haohao pushed open the half-closed door and walked into the room, saying hello to all the little sisters in the dormitory.

Seeing that it was Ma Haohao who came, the complexions of the chattering girls on the bed changed slightly, and they all stood up at once.

Zhang Xiaoxia squatted on her flip flops and muffled her eyes wide and small: "Fuck, Chen Slowly, what are you doing here?!"

After many days, Ma Haohao finally saw Zhang Xiaoxia's face again, and felt that Zhang Xiaoxia looked like this.

In this situation, Ma Haohao really wanted to follow Zhang Xiaoxia's lines and reply "Gan you", but after thinking about it, the business was more important, so she dismissed the idea and asked, "Did you put the bugs on my quilt?"

Zhang Xiaoxia stared back and countered: "My old lady let it go, what do you want?"

Ma Haohao smiled knowingly: "Oh, that's good."

"...What?" Zhang Xiaoxia was puzzled by the laughter and was at a loss.

Both sides have already torn their skins, and Chen Slowly still smiled at her? ? ?
Is the burden of the white lotus so serious that if you don't pretend for a second, you will feel uncomfortable all over?

Ma Haohao didn't say any more, and lifted off the roll-like quilt, and let the bugs wrapped in it spread all over Zhang Xiaoxia and the others.

"I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to return the bug to you." In the same way, return it to him.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"

The little sisters who were touched by the bug jumped up screaming and kept patting their bodies, trying to knock the bug off their bodies.

Zhang Xiaoxia frowned and took a few steps back, then yelled at Ma Haohao: "Chen Manman, are you looking for a fight?"

Mahao replied calmly: "Yeah. Hit me if you have the ability."

"Fuck mud horse!"

Ma Hao uttered wild words, and Zhang Xiaoxia and others were immediately angered by her.He didn't care about the bugs crawling around on the ground. They rushed up and grabbed his hair.

Ma Hao had anticipated that they were going to take action, and with quick eyesight and quick hands, she ran out of the room before they could reach out.

She ran all the way to the end of the dormitory building with the "little tails" behind her.

The purpose is clear - the dormitory door of the dormitory aunt.

When she saw the bug, Ma Hao outlined the prototype of "Plan C to hook up with the heroine" in her mind.

The heroine Xia Xiaotian is a day student. Mahao wrote in the book that she goes to school by bus.

For this reason, Ma Haohao's time to hook up with Xia Xiaotian was limited to each class break.

But today is different.

Thanks to Zhang Xiaoxia's worms, Ma Haohao's bed was made so that he couldn't sleep.

What does this represent?
It means that she has a reason to go out for accommodation, and come to PLAY with the hostess on the bus for a chance meeting early the next morning!
What a perfect and classic encounter compared to Plan B’s encounter with Dafa~
Ma Haohao felt that it would be best to make matters worse and let her become a day student, commuting to and from school on the same bus as the hostess every day.

In this way, the friendship of the beautiful student days will not come into being?

Ma Hao applauded her wonderful plan and ran behind the dormitory aunt with a feeling of chicken jelly.

"Teacher, dormitory teacher, help me! They are going to beat me——"

……

[System: Host, why are your plans always so old-fashioned? 】

[Ma Haohao: Where's the cliché? 】

[System: From beginning to end, down to the host, you are very old-fashioned~(￣ｏ￣)]

[Ma Haohao: Xiaoshou, if you don't speak, you won't die. 】

[System: Host, you won't die if you don't call me Xiaoshou? →_→】

[Ma Haohao: Yes. 】

[System: ...](╯‵ ′)╯What a broken host, is it still too late to apply for a replacement? !
……

"What are you doing, what are you doing?! Ah, what are you guys doing?"

The dormitory aunt, who had permed her fashionable teddy hair, stood there with her hands on her hips and held up her hands like an old hen protecting her chicks, and stopped Zhang Xiaoxia and others.

Seeing the physique of the housekeeper's aunt, Zhang Xiaoxia was a little embarrassed.But in front of a group of younger girls, her eldest sister still wanted to save face.

As Ma Hao expected, Zhang Xiaoxia forced herself to get into a fight with the dormitory aunt: "Old lady, you don't want to worry about our affairs. Get out of my way!"

"Teacher, please call our head teacher and tell us that we are in Class 18, the first year of high school." Mahao hid behind the dormitory aunt and hugged her thigh tightly.

"Old woman?"

The host's aunt sneered, and she held Ma tightly behind her back: "Little classmate, don't be afraid. There is a teacher around, so don't worry!"

【Ma Haohao:...】

[System: What's wrong? 】

[Ma Haohao: This "Little Classmate" is so familiar, who does it resemble? 】

[System: Hey, is that so? Who is it? ()]

[Ma Haohao: Forgot. 】

[System: ...Host, is it fun for you to deceive me about your feelings? 】

[Ma Haohao: Yes. 】

【System: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴】

Seeing that the dormitory auntie took out her mobile phone and was about to make a call, Zhang Xiaoxia and the others stared anxiously, and blurted out swearing and scary words in desperation.

"Fuck, Chen Slowly, do you want to be ashamed?"

"What are you going to do other than sue the teacher?!"

"Bitch, how dare you tell the teacher, let's see if we don't tear your face apart!"

Zhang Xiaoxia even rushed forward to snatch the phone from Auntie Suguan: "If the old lady doesn't let me go, be careful that we will call you too!"

Auntie Su Guan slapped her thigh, said "Hey Yo", and opened her mouth to sneer again.

"The little girl speaks so loudly, dare to beat someone in the dormitory building I manage? I haven't seen it in all these years!"

Zhang Xiaoxia wants face, but her housekeeper aunt doesn't want face?

I really want to beat up some little girls, where will I put her old face?

The dormitory aunt scolded Xiaoxia with a cold eyebrow, raised her hand and called the head teacher.

"Hey, Teacher Xu, come to the girls' dormitory! You students are too crazy, if you don't come here again, you have to come to the hospital to see me."

Zhang Xiaoxia stomped their feet anxiously, but the auntie in charge was a soft and fat man despite her strong physique. Zhang Xiaoxia wanted to grab the phone several times, but the auntie dodged it several times.

"You children, the bridges I have traveled are more than the roads you have traveled. If you want to hit me, practice for another 500 years~"

The dormitory aunt hung up the call button and stuffed the phone into her butt pocket.With a few clicks of softness to overcome rigidity, Zhang Xiaoxia was subdued in place in an instant by waving her arms.

……

[System: Terrible, is this the legendary Chinese Kung Fu?The posture is really beautiful and moving, which makes everyone intoxicated. 】

[Ma Haohao: No. 】

[System: What move did the aunt use? 】

[Ma Haohao: It looks like...a square dance. 】

[System: Host, you lied, I won't listen to you! ! ! 】

(End of this chapter)