Live well, isn't it delicious?
Chapter 1 - Bullshit System
Chapter 1 - Bullshit System
Pan Yuezhu didn't expect until she died that she was struck to death by lightning after climbing the mountain just once in her life.
If you die, you will die. Pan Yuezhu feels that it is good to be a Piao. You don't need to eat or drink, and you don't have the pressure of life, which saves trouble.
however……
[Ding, the top resurrection system is successfully bound, now read the host information]
When Pan Yuezhu was sitting with Erlang legs crossed, looking at her body that was scorched black by the thunder, and remembering that she was still a person, thinking of the faint smell from her body due to the heavy rain, During those beautiful and sad days, this mechanical voice suddenly appeared in her mind.
Pan Yuezhu was startled, and suddenly did a backflip in the air.
She put on a posture ready to fight warily, glanced around, and shouted,
"What the hell? Come out! Don't be sneaky!"
Resurrection system: "..."
Sir, can this host... not be bound?
Feeling out of my mind.
"No."
A certain adult who had already walked to the entrance of the space door replied lightly.
The resurrection system sighed silently, accepted its tragic fate, and continued its system process:
[Read successfully. ]
[Host name: Pan Yuezhu.Age: 20 years old.Height: 163 cm.Weight: 50 kg.Cause of death: Lightning strike.Intelligence level: ...]
The mechanical voice of the resurrection system suddenly stopped at this moment, as if it had said something unspeakable.
Pan Yuezhu was stunned for two seconds, and then exploded with anger.
She stomped her feet twice in mid-air, gnashing her teeth: "Hey, what do you mean, I'm mentally retarded?"
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds before the mechanical voice continued:
[Intelligence level: Barely level five.The host information rating is successful, the system has read it, and is planning the space structure based on the host information rating. ]
Pan Yuezhu was a little confused, so, what's going on?
What system, what information, what space?
"What? What are you talking about? Who the hell are you? Come out! Be polite, don't ignore people... Bah, don't ignore Ah Piao!"
[Ding, the space planning is completed, the host needs to open the first fast travel space within twelve hours, otherwise it will face the punishment of being wiped out. ]
Pan Yuezhu panicked completely when he heard the words "disintegrated into ashes."
She floated back and forth on her corpse nervously, her tone became more and more urgent, "What the hell are you talking about! Damn you! If you don't make a sound, I'll kill you by hitting my head on the head, and you're bound to be a fart!"
The resurrection system fell silent again after Pan Yuezhu shouted.
After Pan Yuezhu shouted these two sentences, he also noticed that the air suddenly became quiet.
She blinked her eyes, coughed lightly, and was about to speak when the mechanical voice reappeared:
[Level [-] is still a bit higher...]
Pan Yuezhu: "..."
Even though the voice was very robotic, she could still smell the disgust.
!!!
Pan Yuezhu was really furious, she has such a bad temper, she has lived for so many years and has never been despised so much!
Just as Pan Yuezhu was about to start cursing, the mechanical voice sounded again:
[Ding, hello host, I am the top resurrection system bound to you.This system is a mission-based system. Resurrection energy can be accumulated by completing fast-travel space missions, and you can be successfully revived after completing all missions.If the level cannot be cleared within three natural years, the system will automatically determine that the host task has failed, and will face the punishment of being wiped out.This system is set up...]
The mechanical sound kept ringing in Pan Yuezhu's mind, and it didn't feel good to have to listen to it, which made Pan Yuezhu slightly frowned.
She knows everything about the resurrection system, but...
"Wait! What's wrong with mission failure? Is there a punishment?"
The resurrection system was interrupted, and there was a moment of silence in Pan Yuezhu's mind.Following her question, the mechanical voice sounded again:
[Ding, yes, if the task cannot be completed in three natural years, it will be wiped out. ]
"How many tasks are there? How difficult is it?"
Pan Yuezhu touched her chin, she had to weigh whether this resurrection was meaningful or not.
[The number of task spaces is determined by the degree of resurrection energy accumulation.The difficulty increases according to the intelligence level of the host. ]
Pan Yuezhu's eyes widened. Sure enough, there is no free lunch in this world. To complete the task within three years, the number and difficulty of the task may increase at any time. This is too deceitful and disgusting.
Pan Yuezhu hurriedly shook her head, "Then I won't bind you anymore."
The mechanical voice of the resurrection system has no emotion: [Do you want to live]
Pan Yuezhu: "I don't want to, I feel like I'm floating..." Okay.
The resurrection system interrupted mercilessly: [No, you want to. ]
Pan Yuezhu: _This damn system...
She was so tired, why did this bullshit resurrection system stick to her body?
The resurrection system continues to be ruthless: [Either follow the system program, or wait for the ashes to disappear. ]
Pan Yuezhu: _This damn system...
In the end, Pan Yuezhu lay down in the air helplessly and desperately, and said decisively,
"Then you go ahead..."
[OK.The resurrection system has set up an attribute bonus store, and the host can use the points obtained in the mission to exchange.The host's current intelligence level is too low, and he can exchange up to two attribute bonuses each time.As the intelligence level increases, the maximum exchange amount can also increase according to the level. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "..."
Can the system not despise her so obviously?
But regarding the attribute bonus store, she suddenly became interested.Pan Yuezhu sat up straight, crossed her legs in the air, leaned on her chin with one hand, narrowed her eyes slightly and asked,
"Attribute bonus? What can be added?"
[Ding, the attribute bonus store is now open. ]
As the mechanical sound of the resurrection system fell, a translucent screen appeared in front of Pan Yuezhu's eyes, floating in the air like her.
"Wow……"
Pan Yuezhu finally believed that this bullshit system wasn't lying to her.The translucent screen in front of her was something Pan Yuezhu had never seen before.
"what is this?"
Pan Yuezhu pointed to a small green square icon in the upper left corner of the screen. Under the icon was written "Death without pain".
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds, then mechanically said:
[Don’t you see, death is painless. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "...Damn! What do you need to say? Let me ask you what this is for!"
Resurrection system: [...the fifth level is really too many. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "Don't babble, speak quickly!"
The resurrection system stopped arguing with her, and directly talked about the function and usage of "Death free from pain".
[Death is free from pain.Items on sale in the attribute bonus store, priced at 200 points.Function: When the host completes the task in the fast travel space, if the task fails and dies, the pain of death can be avoided. ]
Pan Yuezhu nodded, and at the same time she understood what this "death without pain" was, she realized a more important thing.
"During the mission, is it possible to die?"
Pan Yuezhu was shocked, and basically shouted this sentence.
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds, then mechanically said:
[Keep your voice down, you are so noisy. ]
Hello everyone, I am still a rope! The new book of 2020 is here to meet you now!
Please support us a lot!Constantly more determined and constantly more!Please trust me!
(End of this chapter)
Pan Yuezhu didn't expect until she died that she was struck to death by lightning after climbing the mountain just once in her life.
If you die, you will die. Pan Yuezhu feels that it is good to be a Piao. You don't need to eat or drink, and you don't have the pressure of life, which saves trouble.
however……
[Ding, the top resurrection system is successfully bound, now read the host information]
When Pan Yuezhu was sitting with Erlang legs crossed, looking at her body that was scorched black by the thunder, and remembering that she was still a person, thinking of the faint smell from her body due to the heavy rain, During those beautiful and sad days, this mechanical voice suddenly appeared in her mind.
Pan Yuezhu was startled, and suddenly did a backflip in the air.
She put on a posture ready to fight warily, glanced around, and shouted,
"What the hell? Come out! Don't be sneaky!"
Resurrection system: "..."
Sir, can this host... not be bound?
Feeling out of my mind.
"No."
A certain adult who had already walked to the entrance of the space door replied lightly.
The resurrection system sighed silently, accepted its tragic fate, and continued its system process:
[Read successfully. ]
[Host name: Pan Yuezhu.Age: 20 years old.Height: 163 cm.Weight: 50 kg.Cause of death: Lightning strike.Intelligence level: ...]
The mechanical voice of the resurrection system suddenly stopped at this moment, as if it had said something unspeakable.
Pan Yuezhu was stunned for two seconds, and then exploded with anger.
She stomped her feet twice in mid-air, gnashing her teeth: "Hey, what do you mean, I'm mentally retarded?"
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds before the mechanical voice continued:
[Intelligence level: Barely level five.The host information rating is successful, the system has read it, and is planning the space structure based on the host information rating. ]
Pan Yuezhu was a little confused, so, what's going on?
What system, what information, what space?
"What? What are you talking about? Who the hell are you? Come out! Be polite, don't ignore people... Bah, don't ignore Ah Piao!"
[Ding, the space planning is completed, the host needs to open the first fast travel space within twelve hours, otherwise it will face the punishment of being wiped out. ]
Pan Yuezhu panicked completely when he heard the words "disintegrated into ashes."
She floated back and forth on her corpse nervously, her tone became more and more urgent, "What the hell are you talking about! Damn you! If you don't make a sound, I'll kill you by hitting my head on the head, and you're bound to be a fart!"
The resurrection system fell silent again after Pan Yuezhu shouted.
After Pan Yuezhu shouted these two sentences, he also noticed that the air suddenly became quiet.
She blinked her eyes, coughed lightly, and was about to speak when the mechanical voice reappeared:
[Level [-] is still a bit higher...]
Pan Yuezhu: "..."
Even though the voice was very robotic, she could still smell the disgust.
!!!
Pan Yuezhu was really furious, she has such a bad temper, she has lived for so many years and has never been despised so much!
Just as Pan Yuezhu was about to start cursing, the mechanical voice sounded again:
[Ding, hello host, I am the top resurrection system bound to you.This system is a mission-based system. Resurrection energy can be accumulated by completing fast-travel space missions, and you can be successfully revived after completing all missions.If the level cannot be cleared within three natural years, the system will automatically determine that the host task has failed, and will face the punishment of being wiped out.This system is set up...]
The mechanical sound kept ringing in Pan Yuezhu's mind, and it didn't feel good to have to listen to it, which made Pan Yuezhu slightly frowned.
She knows everything about the resurrection system, but...
"Wait! What's wrong with mission failure? Is there a punishment?"
The resurrection system was interrupted, and there was a moment of silence in Pan Yuezhu's mind.Following her question, the mechanical voice sounded again:
[Ding, yes, if the task cannot be completed in three natural years, it will be wiped out. ]
"How many tasks are there? How difficult is it?"
Pan Yuezhu touched her chin, she had to weigh whether this resurrection was meaningful or not.
[The number of task spaces is determined by the degree of resurrection energy accumulation.The difficulty increases according to the intelligence level of the host. ]
Pan Yuezhu's eyes widened. Sure enough, there is no free lunch in this world. To complete the task within three years, the number and difficulty of the task may increase at any time. This is too deceitful and disgusting.
Pan Yuezhu hurriedly shook her head, "Then I won't bind you anymore."
The mechanical voice of the resurrection system has no emotion: [Do you want to live]
Pan Yuezhu: "I don't want to, I feel like I'm floating..." Okay.
The resurrection system interrupted mercilessly: [No, you want to. ]
Pan Yuezhu: _This damn system...
She was so tired, why did this bullshit resurrection system stick to her body?
The resurrection system continues to be ruthless: [Either follow the system program, or wait for the ashes to disappear. ]
Pan Yuezhu: _This damn system...
In the end, Pan Yuezhu lay down in the air helplessly and desperately, and said decisively,
"Then you go ahead..."
[OK.The resurrection system has set up an attribute bonus store, and the host can use the points obtained in the mission to exchange.The host's current intelligence level is too low, and he can exchange up to two attribute bonuses each time.As the intelligence level increases, the maximum exchange amount can also increase according to the level. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "..."
Can the system not despise her so obviously?
But regarding the attribute bonus store, she suddenly became interested.Pan Yuezhu sat up straight, crossed her legs in the air, leaned on her chin with one hand, narrowed her eyes slightly and asked,
"Attribute bonus? What can be added?"
[Ding, the attribute bonus store is now open. ]
As the mechanical sound of the resurrection system fell, a translucent screen appeared in front of Pan Yuezhu's eyes, floating in the air like her.
"Wow……"
Pan Yuezhu finally believed that this bullshit system wasn't lying to her.The translucent screen in front of her was something Pan Yuezhu had never seen before.
"what is this?"
Pan Yuezhu pointed to a small green square icon in the upper left corner of the screen. Under the icon was written "Death without pain".
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds, then mechanically said:
[Don’t you see, death is painless. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "...Damn! What do you need to say? Let me ask you what this is for!"
Resurrection system: [...the fifth level is really too many. ]
Pan Yuezhu: "Don't babble, speak quickly!"
The resurrection system stopped arguing with her, and directly talked about the function and usage of "Death free from pain".
[Death is free from pain.Items on sale in the attribute bonus store, priced at 200 points.Function: When the host completes the task in the fast travel space, if the task fails and dies, the pain of death can be avoided. ]
Pan Yuezhu nodded, and at the same time she understood what this "death without pain" was, she realized a more important thing.
"During the mission, is it possible to die?"
Pan Yuezhu was shocked, and basically shouted this sentence.
The resurrection system was silent for two seconds, then mechanically said:
[Keep your voice down, you are so noisy. ]
Hello everyone, I am still a rope! The new book of 2020 is here to meet you now!
Please support us a lot!Constantly more determined and constantly more!Please trust me!
(End of this chapter)
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