101 ways of death of male god in fast time travel

Chapter 308
If you don't know anything, don't cause trouble, just hide in the room obediently.

This inn is actually very elegant. There is a creek at the back. When Shihua opens the window, he can see the clear creek with thousands of green silk ribbons. There are people doing business and tourists coming and going on the creek.

Sitting in the house bored, tilting my head and looking into the distance, I heard someone below selling: "Sorbet jelly bean curd flower, glutinous rice cake brown sugar dipped in soy bean paste!"

When Shihua heard jelly and rice cakes, he ran to the window and looked down. He happened to see a small boat, an old man wearing a bamboo hat, and three wooden barrels in the belly of the boat, covered with lids. for things.

Shihua looked around and saw a flat-bottomed bamboo basket beside the table, with a long rope tied to the bamboo basket, probably for this purpose.

He took the basket, put a few copper plates in it, ran to the window, and put the bamboo basket down along the rope: "Old man, here are some glutinous rice cakes and ice powder."

"Come on!" The old man leaned the boat to this side, took the bamboo basket, fished out the copper coins, and made a bowl of ice powder and a piece of glutinous rice cake with ease.

Put it in the basket, Shihua lifted the basket up, returned the bowl to the old man before sending it down to the old man, but when he was about to pull up the basket, he accidentally slipped his hand and dropped the rope of the basket.

Seeing the basket stuck on the shore, he had no choice but to put the things away first, and then obediently went downstairs to pick up the basket.

Because it is in the back, so we have to go around an alley, Shihua walked towards a tall man with a cloak, he couldn't see his face clearly, but he was very tall, at least two meters, as tall as a mountain Strong.

I still feel very strange in my heart: this guy is really tall, it's not normal to be tall.

When Shihua passed him by, he felt very small.

The two of them passed each other, and the man suddenly seemed to have seen something. He turned around and looked at her back. He stretched out his four-clawed hand and tried to strangle her neck. However, before he could even touch her, he was bounced away by a force. .

Shihua didn't know, he just felt that the finger in his hand suddenly became hot, he was startled and subconsciously turned his head to see that the man had disappeared without a trace, and he looked at the finger in thought.

But he didn't dare to delay, he just took the basket and went back.

Shu Huai and the others didn't come back until the afternoon. They said they had found the dragon's veins, and it was actually in the imperial palace. It was the emperor's Zhengqian Palace. How to get in for protection?

"So, the question now is how to go in and protect that place." Shihua chewed on the glutinous rice cake and looked at the three people in a dilemma.

In fact, they don't know that if they break in without permission, they may cause unnecessary trouble.

"I think it's better to tell the emperor directly and let him make a decision after explaining the situation and decide whether to bail or not." When the time comes, a fight will definitely alarm the emperor.

Rather than doing this, it would be better to tell him what's going on at the beginning, and then let them cooperate, avoid misunderstanding and save a lot of trouble, how good it is!

"But how are we going to mention it to him?"

Shihua pouted, and understood that most of them were cultivators, but actually they didn't know much about these things: "Otherwise, I'll go, I'm not good at bluffing people."

It's not that I haven't pretended to be a magic stick, I still have this professional ability.

"But..." Bi Xiao was a little hesitant. She didn't know if Shihua could persuade the emperor, what would happen if something happened.

Shihua put down the glutinous rice cake in his hand and began to persuade: "Actually, it's better if I go and say it. Who doesn't know how to pretend to be a ghost? You guys support me and then use some magic to scare him."

"That's fine." Shu Huai agreed, and the others had no objections.

After tidying up the lights, Shihua put on a fiery red brocade robe, tied his hair with a headband, put on a fiery red mask to cover his face, and let Shu Huai take it with him when he was sure I went to the emperor's bedroom.

Before going in, he asked Shu Huai to put an invisibility talisman on him, and went in quietly, until the eunuch on duty was stunned before he dared to let go.

The emperor's palace is resplendent and resplendent, with nobility and majesty everywhere.

Shihua was not interested in these things, so he set off a pornographic account and went to the inner room.

There is only one bed, six dragon-shaped candle holders, and an incense burner in the inner room.

A young eunuch was sitting cross-legged on the ground, dozing off, Shu Huai passed out, and after making sure that no one in Zhengqian Palace would wake up.

Shihua tore off the invisibility charm on his body, walked to the bed and opened the bed curtain, looking at the handsome man with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes inside, thinking about how to appear more powerful and convince him.

Finally, he decided to walk out of the tent and let Shu Huai go over and wake him up.

The sleeping person suddenly woke up for some reason, got up and was about to call someone, when he saw a petite figure in red standing vaguely outside the tent.

Subconsciously opened his mouth to call out, but Shu Huai had already made good friends with her, and if he wanted to call out, he would freeze.

So now the emperor was fixed and sitting on the bed, unable to speak or move.

He could only watch helplessly as the figure in the red dress walked in.

Shihua lifted the veil and walked in: "Long time no see, Emperor."

Then he walked to the bed and opened the bed curtain: "Have you forgotten me? No wonder, the memory of mortals is always so short."

The emperor looked at the woman in red with a mask, she said long time no see, what long time no see?Know her yourself?And what does the phrase mortal mean?
"I'm here to save you again this time." Shihua said, reaching out his hand and gently tapping his eyebrows.

Shu Huai took this opportunity to activate the gramophone that he had prepared long ago.

There was rumbling thunder in the emperor's ears, and some unknown roars and shouts, he didn't understand what these were.

Dressed in a luxurious fiery red brocade robe, he walked up to him: "The monsters want to devour the world, and tomorrow there will be three of them." Shihua pretended to be talking, and suddenly froze: How many of them are there in total?

Forget it, forget it, and continue to fool around: "A group of people will come to see you tomorrow, and they will help you fight against monsters, remember! Don't ruin the entire world because of your suspicions."

Threatened at the right time, Shihua saw that he seemed to listen, and nodded to Shu Huai.

Shuhuai knocked the person unconscious as planned and helped him lie down.

"What now?" Is this all right?It's a bit of a joke.

Shihua took off the hair tie and handed it to Shu Huai: "You cut it into two pieces."

Shu Huai obediently obeyed, Shihua wrapped half of the hair tie around the emperor's hand, put the emperor's hand into the cup, and put the other half away: "It's all right now, let's come over tomorrow to try it out."

"it is good!"

(End of this chapter)