101 ways of death of male god in fast time travel

Chapter 20 Come to cause trouble?Just give it a hammer and it'll be fine
In this way, he was taken to the back garden: Jieqing Pavilion, where he lived with two maids.

The banquet was over, and the concubine went to return to her command, leaving only four women in the waterside pavilion, their teeth itching with hatred.

"That woman looks better than us except she has bigger breasts." Mrs. Xing was itchy with hatred.It turned out that everyone didn't know about King Qi's plan to rebel, so they also thought that Shihua was a new concubine, and the rivals were extremely jealous when they met.

Mrs. Cheng wiped the bracelet on her wrist, raised her eyebrows and looked charming: "My lord is so beautiful, I'm afraid she won't be in the mood in a few days, and I'll see if she can still smile." After speaking, she reached out and took a tangerine.

A pile of orange peels was placed in front of the table for the four of them, especially Concubine Yin, who ate one after another.

In the evening, the prince went to Mrs. Cheng, only the princess stayed alone in the empty room, looked at the person in the mirror and sighed: "I have been with the prince since I was 15 years old, and now I am 23 after eight years, far less young than them." He said carefully Staring at the corner of the eye in the mirror, there are indeed a few fine lines.

The maid on the side comforted: "My dear, you are the real wife. They are all concubines, which is not enough to compare with you. Besides, the prince only discusses many secrets with you. This is his trust in you."

The princess sighed: "Go and bring some more oranges."

The people in charge of the purchase in the palace received the letter saying that it is strange to buy more baskets of oranges. What is going on in the palace, from the princess to the maids, who are desperately eating oranges today.

These few days the mansion is full of orange fragrance, Shihua does not hear anything outside the window, he is lying on his back on the bed kicking his legs and reading a book, when he hears the noise of people outside, put down the book and forget it, he ate so much The orange should be almost there.

Just as he was about to put down the book, the door was kicked open, and the maids rushed in. Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Lin, who were the leaders, violently opened the bead curtain in the inner room.

Seeing that everyone was happy, the two of them covered their faces with light veils, leaving only one forehead and one eye, but they could still see that their skin was yellow, exactly as I expected.

In fact, eating oranges can’t enlarge your breasts, but eating a lot of oranges every day will make your skin yellow. Just stop eating them for a few days and wait for the body to metabolize them. It seems that they have eaten a lot these days.

Shihua yawned and sat up: "Madam Xing and Madam Lin, what's the matter?"

"How can you be so vicious and harm us like this! Someone beat her to death!" When the prince came last night, he saw her and left in disgust. Mrs. Xing collapsed and cried all night to ask the imperial doctor I came over to take a look and said that I had eaten too many oranges.

Only then did I realize that this little wave hoof is holding back this evil.

"Aren't the two ladies all right? How did I harm you? If I want to kill you, I have to give evidence." Shihua's small face was full of doubts, and his big eyes were very cute, but cuteness couldn't dispel their hearts anger.

Mrs. Lin also hated her very much: "Come here, get her out for me, and slap her a hundred times first."

Seeing that someone wanted to take him, Shihua quickly waved his hands: "Don't, don't, don't, if you have something to say, I'll go out by myself." He turned over, got off the bed, put on his shoes and walked outside.

She wished that there would be more noise, so that the princess would know.

They all came to the outer courtyard, Shihua was surrounded by a group, facing Mrs. Lin and Mrs. Xing, their skin became more yellow under the sun, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh! Why are the two ladies so yellow? It's like an orange." She said and tilted her head: "Are your breasts bigger?"

"you you!"

Mrs. Xing pointed an angry finger at Shihua, unable to say anything.

She pouted and said, "rua! The orange has become sperm, but it's still okay." She was deliberately irritating people. She was sure that King Qi and Princess would not do anything to her. She was the best talisman because she was valuable.

The concubine knew about it as soon as there was a commotion here, and Huan'er hesitated: "Your Majesty, do you really want to stop it?"

"No!" Concubine Qi gritted her silver teeth as she looked at her yellowed face in the mirror.

"Come on! Call me!" Mrs. Lin didn't want to talk nonsense anymore, and the people on both sides gathered around after hearing this.

The small face wrinkled, the big eyes were steamed up, and the baby's voice was mixed with crying: "噫噫噫...don't hit me!" The small mouth was tightly pursed, so pitiful.

But the women in the house were all hurt by those words, and they all held grudges, so why did she pretend to be pitiful?

Shihua realized that it was useless to pretend to be cute, so he had no choice but to return to his nature, and looked at them with his arms folded: "I am a guest of the palace, so dare to touch me."

Mrs. Xing was so angry that she lost all reason. It would be better if she could beat him to death: "Come on, hit me!"

(End of this chapter)