Memories of a handsome man in fast time travel: The big boss is poisonous

Chapter 623 Vr679 Laozi swimming in the primitive desert (12)

Damn, what a mission!Where did the monsters come from in this primitive society? Hey!

Host, the plot you added randomly, hello to Phuket Island in this system!

Plot Jun passing by ing...

System bitch, what does this [dragon] mean?
【…】

One person, one system. After chatting for a long time, I didn't want to understand what this [dragon] means.

……

Jiang Mumu quickly surfaced, and then put Cuilan to dry the clothes.

She put on the robe that she had taken off from the courtier.

[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the red phosphorus robe]

【Host, whether to bind】

Fuck, when did the kinetic energy of binding equipment appear in the system?
[…] Host, you talk too much nonsense.

[Bind or not] The system seemed to predict that the host would complain, so it repeated it coldly.

Yes.

Jiang Mumu stopped talking nonsense. After the red phosphorus treasure clothes fit his body, he carried the big pillar to fight the monsters.

【…】

"..."

When System and Cuilan saw this, they felt three lines slipping from their foreheads.

One system, one pet, speechless...

Hey, hey, master (host), your ladylike image!
Damn it, when did I become a lady!

Jiang Mumu walked into the woods, stepping on the muddy soil, looking for monsters.

As soon as Jiang Mumu entered the forest, he saw a huge footprint on the muddy ground.

Damn, there really are monsters!
Jiang Mumu was complaining in his heart, and the system popped up again.

【Host, may I ask if you want to bind Optimus Prime】

When the system said the word "Optimus Prime", it paused for a moment inexplicably.

When Jiang Mumu heard this, a constipated expression appeared on his face.

Mahler Gobi, whose name is this!
【Host, whether to bind】

The system no longer misses Optimus Prime's name, and skips the name inquiry directly.

Horse riding, such a big thing, how can it be bound to Lao Tzu?

[…] Host, have you read Xi You Ji!
Can it be renamed after binding?
[Impossible] The host has to change the name before binding.

Horse riding, I don't want this god horse thing anymore!

[…] Host, since you don't want it, why did you take the treasure of the palace!
The host, in its unbound state, can be renamed.

The system knows it, but doesn't tell the host, let the host guess...

The system is constantly dreaming, but Jiang Mumu has already taken out his tablet.

She quickly operated on the computer, just at the moment of the system's daydream.

Jiang Mumu has already hacked the system and inserted a big Trojan horse, forming a big BUG.

The system regained consciousness from the daydream, the system stared at the shrinking stick.

The word "Optimus Prime" written on the stick has been changed by Jiang Mumu to "Little Pillar".

"..."

Seeing this, the servants fell silent...

【…】Host, you have done something crazy again!
This system will be ruined by you!
This system crashes, you will be obliterated!
Jiang Mumu completely ignored the system, she hummed a little tune and swung a stick to hit monsters!
Jiang Mumu searched for the marks on the ground and ran all the way.

Xiao Zhuzi was very depressed when Jiang Mumu changed his name.

Jiang Mumu chased the footprints and finally stopped at a desert spring.

Footprints appeared to have entered the spring.

Now that Jiang Mumu saw the water, he would complain for a long time in his heart.

I can't use it to avoid water drops when riding a horse.

Feces are added to the water-avoiding pills, so I can't use them anymore.

I want to overturn the table if I step on the horse!
How will I get into this spring? Hey!

[…] System Phuket Island.

Should!
The system is secretly jumping for joy...

(End of this chapter)