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Chapter 32 I am determined not to eat pork 1

Chapter 32 I am determined not to eat pork 1
Sure enough, it's not bragging, your uncle is still your uncle.

When I woke up in the early morning, it was still night, with a bright moon and stars.

The crickets chirping in the ears are very cheerful, and the frogs can be heard not far away. If the tip of the nose smells a scent of flowers or grass, it is really a beautiful pastoral beauty.

Is this camping in the wild?

Think in the morning.

No, because a gust of wind blew past, sending waves of disgusting stench to the tip of Chen Chen's nose, which made Chen Chen retch all the time.

You can still hear the loud snoring of the master's house.

Yes, it is the "master's house"!
"478, just call yourself shit from now on."

In the early hours of the morning, he screamed, but the words that came out of his mouth turned into a shrill pig cry.

"There must be a mistake somewhere. I won't take the blame. I obviously didn't choose this. Xiao Chenzi, wait for me, I'll go find the main system and ask for clarification!"

"478, don't try to run away secretly, come back to me, I'll never end with you!" Another pig grunted.

Not long after, 478 came back, and it was a bit of a joke.

"Xiao Chenzi, I really don't blame me this time. The girl I chose for you was indeed a beautiful girl, but someone else snatched her hand slowly." 478 explained, "But the main system replied, and will give you a portable space. As compensation, but it can only be used in this world.”

The answer to 478 was a pig snort.

After half a sound, the humming sound of the early morning sounded: "Is it the kind of portable space I thought? It can grow fruits and fields, and it can also beautify the skin?"

478 saw that Chen Chen was willing to pay attention to him, and immediately nodded: "Yes, yes, it's that kind of space."

"Hehe, 478, our friendship is over, how do you let me farm and look good with a pig? Can this space change the face of this pig into a human face?"

478 Yu died.

Do I have to sleep and eat with other pigs in the future?This is absolutely not possible, you must go on a hunger strike!

Suddenly there was a huge pain in my stomach, and I couldn't stop screaming in the early morning: "478, show me quickly, what's wrong with me, why is my stomach hurting so much?"

"...Xiao Chenzi, let me tell you, don't be angry, you must hold on to your energy, you know?"

"Tell me what's the matter," Chen Chen panted heavily, another burst of pain struck, as if the bones in his whole body were crushed and then reorganized.

"Then what, you... your body is pregnant, it's about to give birth!"

"What? I know all the words you said, but I don't understand how to form a sentence?" Qingchen asked again, she was afraid that she had heard it wrong.

"It's because you are going to give birth to a piglet." 478 went all out.

"F*ck! Forget it. I've never been married. You just came up and let me give birth. The child is not a human being. I will die with you this time!"

In the early morning, he gritted his teeth and let out another sharp cry before passing out.

When he woke up, Chenchen stared blankly at the extra thing in front of him, his eyes straightened.

Send out the pig's three consecutive questions: Who am I?where am I?What am I going to do?
The canopy is also in a daze, thinking that he is a grand marshal of soldiers and horses, in charge of Tianhe's [-] heavenly soldiers and generals, only because of greedy drinking and drinking a few more small wines, he accidentally got drunk and lost his way before walking to that Guanghan palace.

I am also a prominent figure in the Heavenly Court, how could I tease Chang'e if I haven't seen any beauties?It's just that we met, and everyone is in the heaven together as immortals, so it's hard to justify not saying hello, so I just went up to say hello, who would have thought that the little rabbit would blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
I picked the Jade Emperor. I was really wronged. That Chang'e is really not my favorite. She obviously likes the cool and sassy style, not her shy style that stutters when talking. Apart from being able to dance, what else? I can't even play.

And the little rabbit, it's all her fault, if it wasn't for the nonsense, how could the Jade Emperor demote me to the earth, just wait, don't fall into my hands, my canopy will never let you go.

"Oh, what does it smell like? I'll drink the Jade Emperor, why is it so smelly?" Tianpeng had no choice but to cover his nose with his front paws.

"What the hell is this? What have I become? Where are my big white hands with distinct joints? How did they become two black pig's hooves?"

"How did this happen? I must have been fainted by the stench. I want to take it easy, take it easy."

In the early morning, it would be realistic to be heard by the snoring of pigs.

"Hey, hey, he's also a poor one. He turned into a pig just like me. That's not right, 478, how can I understand his pig's cry?"

"Same kind, congratulations, little Chenzi, for learning a foreign language without much trouble."

Because he knew that he was not alone in the early morning of a pig, because 478 made a joke, he turned his face: "Get out!"

"Okay, let's go!"

478 tried his best to adjust the atmosphere, so as not to make the early morning too depressed.

In the early hours of the morning, I no longer care about 478's tricks, looked at the little pig in front of me, stretched out my pig's trotters and touched the little pig's head: Poor little pig, you must have been a pig longer than mine.

Tianpeng saw the sow in front of him touching his head with its trotters, looking at him with gentle eyes.

Who is this?What is she doing?What does she want to do?

 Today's second update is here, everyone invest more, Xiao Miao will never cheat.

  Ask for tickets, ask for collection, ask for adoption!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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