The Scumbag of Fast Transmigration Guide to Self-Help

Chapter 38 Setting up four loving Taoist couples who collapsed (7)

"You two, please come in." The duck in human skin acted very respectfully. However, the more gentle and smart he became, the less Yuan Jin and Ying Niang dared to take him lightly.

"Okay. You go out first." Yuan Jin sat at the table holding Yingniang's hand.

"Please take a rest, both of you, the food will be here soon." Duck closed the door for the two of them intimately.

As soon as he left, Yingniang's whole body softened, and it was Yuan Jin who supported her so that she could sit still.

"It's terrible." Yingniang's palms were sweaty, she never thought that the outside world could be so scary.However, even in such a dangerous place, she still cared about Hua Mianmian, gestured to Yuan Jin with her lips and said, "How to save people?"

Yuan Jin took out the handkerchief from his arms and gently wiped the sweat from her palms, and also gestured with his mouth: "Wait a minute."

His reassurance made Yingniang's heart slowly drop, she leaned her whole body on him, thinking pitifully, after saving Hua Mianmian, she would go back to her cave with Yuan Jin, and I will never set foot in the human world again.

Not long after the two had been clean, there was a knock on the door, Yingniang flinched a bit, Yuan Jin patted her shoulder with her hand, and opened the door on her own initiative.

At the door, the duck in human skin was replaced with the same human membrane as the others in the inn, except that the head was still in the shape of a duck.With the meal in his hand, his attitude is still very good, "The two meals are here."

"Come in." Yuan Jin let him in, but closed the door very cautiously, ready to catch the duck and question him.Unexpectedly, the duck in the human membrane noticed his behavior and became even more excited. Looking back at him while holding the food, the duck's head instantly turned into sharp scissors, and the words were full of excitement, "The guest can't wait to give it to you!" Have you been paid?"

Yingniang couldn't cry or laugh, so she could only cover her mouth tightly to prevent the outside from hearing what was going on inside.Yuan Jin quickly stopped in front of Yingniang, and looked at it calmly, "What reward do you want?"

The duck stretched out its bloody hand to him, and said in a lewd voice, "The guest's body is the best reward."

"Disgusting." Ying Niang finally understood the reason why it was so attentive, and her body was shaking with anger.

"There are so many guests coming and going in the town, and their stomachs are so disgusting and disgusting, only you two are so clean that you are not human." The duck approached the two step by step, and said excitedly: "Don't worry, I will Very gentle, don't be afraid."

Yuan Jin tightly guarded Yingniang behind her, and said calmly, "I see that the two hanging upside down outside the inn are cleaner than the two of us, why don't you move them?"

"Are they two sisters?" The duck laughed and made a "quacking" sound. "Their meat is not fresh. Especially the sister's belly is full of black. Eating it will ruin your stomach."

"You fart, my sister is so clean." Yingniang couldn't bear him saying that Hua Mianmian was not good.

After Duck was questioned, he stopped and thought seriously for a while, then shook his head, "My sister can't do it either. There are already traces of rot in her belly."

"Huh?" Yuan Jin deliberately emphasized the tone.

The duck raised its neck intoxicated, and opened and closed the scissors on its head, "The guest is really charming, I can't bear the sound alone."

"Slow down, we're not running away." To prove this point, Yuan Jin pulled Ying Niang and sat down.

The duck thought for a while, then nodded seriously: "That's right, you're all in, it's impossible to get out."

"So there's no one who has gone out before?" Yuan Jin took the food in his hand, and motioned him to sit down and have a good chat.

"That's right. No one here has ever gone out." Duck was very satisfied with his attitude and sat down. He couldn't run away anyway, and he didn't mind talking to the two of them to cultivate their relationship.

"But I don't think those two little girls came in by themselves." Yuan Jin wanted to confirm whether Mu Xiubai knew about the situation of Hua Mianmian and Hua Xiaoxiao.

"Hey, who knows how they got in here." The duck's answer disappointed both him and Yingniang.

"Let's continue with our business." Duck's bloody hand touched Yuan Zhen's arm.Yuan Jin was held gently, and said with a smirk, "It's all about cultivating and cultivating feelings. You are so impatient, how can you do it?" At the same time, the bloody smell of the duck rushed into Yingniang's nose, and she couldn't help it. Feeling sick, Yuan Jin quickly blocked her sense of smell.

"Okay then, let's chat for a while." Satisfied with his cuteness, the duck talked about other things, "If it was in the past when there were many guests, I would have stayed with you for a while. But now the guests The quality is getting worse day by day, if I don't do it to you two, you will become someone else's."

"How could it be? You saw us at a glance." Yuan Jin gently stroked his arm to the back of his shoulder, pressed it gently, and blew on his neck: "As soon as my wife and I came in Ah, I panicked when I saw this place, and I didn't know what kind of fairyland it was, but fortunately you came forward to ease our embarrassment, otherwise, my wife and I don't know what kind of situation we would end up in."

"I knew you were newcomers the first time I saw you." The duck "quack quack" laughed, "That's why I'm willing to talk to you because you're interesting."

Yingniang saw that Yuan Jin's hands were covered with blood, she didn't dare to continue watching, but she was afraid that the duck would suddenly be too late to make a move, so she bit the bullet in front of the audience, and smiled approvingly, "You are so smart."

The scissors on the duck's head continued to open and close, and proudly said: "It must, how long have I been here, and I have seen more and more guests of all kinds. It is just a trivial matter to see through you two."

"Oh, I only have a little regret now." Yuan Jin stopped his hand, sat beside him and felt melancholy.

He was pressing it comfortably, but when he let go, the duck felt uncomfortable, so he hurried over and asked, "What do you regret?"

"I regret that I didn't see the scenery here. I don't know what big people are here, and I don't know what is unique here." Yuan Jin tapped his arm lightly.The duck was itchy in his heart, quacking and laughing, "What's the matter. What we want here is that our wishes come true, and this big man has always been elusive. We only know him as 'Master Hua'."

"Master Hua? I think it will be very handsome." Yingniang cleverly agreed.

"Shhh", Duck shook his head, the scissors on his head were instantly pointed at her, and whispered: "You must never talk about Mr. Hua. Here, Mr. Hua is a god."

"God?" Yingniang and Yuan Jin looked at each other.

"Yeah." Duck nodded emphatically, "Master Hua is unpredictable and never lets anyone approach him. No one knows where he came from, and no one knows what he is here for."

(End of this chapter)