The Cannon Fodder of Quick Transmigration, she turned black again

Chapter 67 The Queen's Fish Pond Explodes (1)

# "The Queen's Fish Pond Exploded"

#Indecent and strict ancient times, there will be a lot of private and modern vocabulary, and all private interpretations belong to the author, and should not be associated with serious ancient times. (For example, the queen's claim to be a minister is also Tail's own idea, and no refutation is accepted.)
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"Your Majesty, Zimei invites you to Zichen Palace to taste his latest dishes."

Shen Ci, who was reading the brochure, raised his eyes, and Xu Dengdeng who was speaking immediately stopped talking. If you don't have real power, your Majesty will act recklessly, okay?Where can a little eunuch like him call?
Shen Ci rubbed her eyes.

Ten of these ten folds had red markings on the edges. All she needed, the good-for-nothing queen, was to sign her name on them and stamp them with a jade seal.

It's been a week since I came into this world.

This is a superficial dynasty that does not exist in history, and the original Siyue is the current empress of Daza.

Siyue was appointed by the former emperor to inherit the crown prince, but the former emperor passed away early, and his aunt was promoted by the former emperor as Siyue's adoptive mother and later as queen mother. Her original intention was to take care of Siyue, but she had her own selfish intentions. spoiled.

So after Siyue succeeded to the throne, the power ministers ruled over the government, and the queen mother ruled over the power. She was just a useless queen with a love of beauty, and she took in a bunch of beauties in the harem.

Chen Anqiao, the son of fortune, is an orphan from the previous dynasty. He has the ability to see and sneak into the palace to avenge his father. Finally, with his talents, he wins the favor of the regent Wen Suzheng and is admitted to the court. He rises all the way and eventually instigates the rebellion of Si Yue. All the harems unite to oppose the tyrannical government. , overthrew the Da Si dynasty, and Si Yue was poisoned to death.

After that, he helped Wen Suzheng soothe his pain of losing Bai Yueguang, and finally the two were together.

[Wishmaker Siyue, Wish 1: Protect Daxiang, get rid of the harem, and start a new life.Wish 2: Stay away from Wen Suzheng. 】

[Complete the task and gain ten years of life in this world. 】

The reason why the lifespan in this world is so short is that even if the original body is not poisoned to death, it can only live for ten years, because it was poisoned by the queen mother when it was young, and the inside has already decayed.

After coming back to her senses, Shen Ci read every note carefully, and then signed her name in accordance with the opinions of the Queen Mother and the Regent.

Seeing that it was getting dark outside, Shen Ci called Xu Dengdeng beside him.

"What did Zimei do today?"

Xu Deng Deng: "Stewed durian with preserved eggs."

Shen Ci: "..."

"No." This purple beauty was a member of the original harem, and was a descendant of the imperial chef before entering the palace, but the dark cuisine with his own hands was accepted by the original body because of his good-looking hands.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a foul smell coming from the door, and Shen Ci had an ominous premonition.

"What's wrong with Her Majesty the Empress? Can't look down on the dishes cooked by the minister?"

Shen Ci looked at the man who walked in. He was average-looking, with wheat-colored skin, and the plate in his hand was the source of the smell. Zimei put the plate next to the folder, and then opened it.

Shen Ci felt short of breath in an instant.

Durian + preserved egg is tantamount to the effect of toilet explosion.

Within three meters, people and animals are not allowed to enter.

Xu Dengdeng next to him slowly exited the imperial study, then closed the door, and closed the only window for ventilation.

Uh--

This bastard.

Hold your breath.

"How could it be? I was just thinking, the beauty has such earth-shattering culinary skills. I feel that it is a waste to be trapped in this harem. I was wondering if I should let the beauty go to the imperial dining room to benefit the whole palace and even all mankind. After all, how could I Can you be so selfish?"

Purple Beauty: "..."

Then his eyes widened, "Is Your Majesty the Empress serious?" As a descendant of the imperial cook, his only goal in this life was to become an imperial cook, but in the end he died because he entered the harem.

did not expect--

Is this good-for-nothing queen out of her mind today?

Shen Ci nodded, "I'll write the report right away, and you will go to the Imperial Dining Room to report tomorrow morning."

Then Shen Ci saw a few sparks in the eyes of the man in front of him, which seemed to be right in his heart.

You know, the meal that the original body was poisoned to death was cooked by this Zimei, it was really a deadly meal.

So it's better to move further away, but the original authority is too small, and the imperial dining room is very suitable.

Sending away Zimeiren and the plate of stewed durian with preserved eggs.Shen Ci quickly opened the door and let Xu Dengdeng in at the door.

Then close the door.

"I think you have done a good job in serving tonight, and I will give you a night of joy in the imperial study."

Xu Dengdeng gasping for breath: "..."

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the next day.

Xu Dengdeng knocked on the door of Shen Ci's bedroom.

"Your Majesty, Poppy said that the cactus she planted was not acclimatized to the soil and died, and now she is crying bitterly!"

Shen Ci who was awakened: "..."

What? ! ! !

Calling the maid to get dressed, Shen Ci walked out, "What's going on?"

Xu Dengdeng: "A few days ago, Poppie got a pot of cactus as a tribute from foreign countries, but she watered and fertilized it every day, but when she woke up this morning, she found that it was dead."

The corner of Shen Ci's mouth moved.

Then silence.

What kind of sand sculpture world is this?
"Then go back to her and let it rest in the ground, and continue to be a cactus in the next life, trying to grow a cactus and complete the pinnacle in the palm."

Xu Dengdeng: "Your Majesty! I don't think there is any need for it. Poppy is here."

Shen Ci: "..."

"Your Majesty, how can you say that?" A voice of seven points of resentment and three points of softness sounded from behind, and goose bumps shook off Shen Ci's body.

Then turn around.

This poppy's appearance belongs to the category of clear soup and widowed water, but because she looks good when she cries, she was accepted by the original body.

God knows what good is a man who cries beautifully?
Sighing, "Poppy, it's hard for you to tease your flowers and plants every day. Your dream is mountains, rivers and fields full of flowers. I feel uncomfortable when I keep you in the deep palace like this.

I thought about it day and night, and I remembered that there is a Qilin mountain next to the imperial mausoleum. The climate on the mountain is divided into four seasons. You can grow whatever you want. I will let you build a wooden house for you. Go and fulfill your dreams, okay? ? "

Looking at this poppy, she was about to cry again.

Shen Ci closed her eyes, the big man was crying, she really wanted to kick him back into her mother's belly to remake him.

However, the drug that the original body was caught in the previous life was placed in the peonies raised by the poppies, the femme fatale, let her go as far as she can.

Yu Meiren looked at the good-for-nothing queen with a puzzled expression, and sarcasm flashed in her eyes, how could this person let her go so kindly?

"I'll write a booklet right away and build you a wooden house. Is Poppy still doing anything? No one is going to court."

Goodbye.

The footsteps are fast, and there seems to be a tiger chasing behind.

Poppy stood there with a complicated look on her face, and then left the queen's palace.

Xu Dengdeng caught up with his master, panting heavily, "Your Majesty, you made a mistake, the court is going to go that way."

He pointed in the opposite direction.

Shen Ci frowned, she was so angry with the world of sand sculptures, she was abnormal.

"Come this way, the air is good today, let's go again."

Anyway, she is also a decoration with no real power, and no one will care whether she goes or not.

Anyway, two-thirds of the people in the court listened to the Regent Wen Suzheng, and the other third listened to the Queen Mother.

She, the empress, was reincarnated in the world.

(End of this chapter)