The protagonist of fast time travel Halo Crusher
Chapter 22 Gu Mingjun's tricks (21)
Chapter 22
"Hundreds of years later, from the perspective of my descendants, I am the ancestral system. Teacher, did my ancestors already have the ancestral system when they set the rule that they could not eat more than three? The ancestral system is all On the contrary, it's time for you to update your thinking." Lin Mu was messing around, she didn't get angry, and didn't confront this old man head-on, so as to save the old man from getting angry.
"Your majesty, you are making unreasonable words!" Zuodu Yushi looked very angry, but he couldn't think of any good words to refute Lin Mu.
Lin Mu smiled: "Teacher, you also think what I said is right."
When Zuodu Yushi was about to have a good debate with Lin Mu, he suddenly realized that Lin Mu was changing the subject. The purpose of his coming today was not to care about what the emperor ate. He had more important things to do. "Your Majesty, let's ignore the matter of the imperial dining room for now. What I want to say is that this is the matter of dismissal of the court. Why don't you go to court or approve the matter?"
Lin Mu thought for a while, then looked at Zuodu Yushi innocently with wide eyes: "Teacher, I am too tired, can't I rest for two days? Don't you always say that my body is the foundation of the country, and you want me to pay attention to my rest. Did you lie to me?"
"Your Majesty..." Zuodu Yushi couldn't do anything about Lin Mu's attitude. He had never seen his student look like a rascal, and he was inexplicably a bit effeminate. The prestige of Hess actually looked innocent now.
Zuodu Yushi closed his eyes and waited for the sensory shock to pass away, before he said: "Your Majesty, what I said to rest is to combine work and rest, not to let you indulge in pleasure like you are doing now."
"Combination of work and rest?" Lin Mu rolled his eyes, and had a good argument to refute Zuodu Yushi: "Combination of work and rest, is there any regulation on how to combine work and rest? There is work and rest in a day for the sake of combining work and rest. However, I worked hard in the first half of the year and rested in the second half of the year, isn't it also a combination of work and rest?"
Hearing Lin Mu's words, Zuodu Yushi felt a mouthful of old blood stagnant in his heart: "Your Majesty, you are making unreasonable words and licking your face!"
good!Lin Mu likes to hear others scolding himself, "The teacher is right. I am indeed so. I don't know what other words can describe me?"
"You...you..." Zuodu Yushi felt that his head was about to smoke from anger at his age, "Zizi is ignorant! How can national affairs be delayed? Today's affairs are over today. The old minister taught you, don't you forget?"
"I've been a little forgetful these past two days." Lin Mu rubbed her head embarrassingly. Of course, she knew that some important military affairs should not be delayed. She had already checked secretly. There was nothing urgent these days, so she simply procrastinated.
The censor of Zuodu was so angry that he suddenly stood up: "It's really rotten wood that cannot be carved! The vertical position is not enough to make a plan! How do you know? It's wild, you are right!"
"The teacher is right." Lin Mu was not in a hurry, but nodded humbly. Others scolding her would make her halo of the protagonist disappear, and she was happy to see it happen.
"You...you..." Zuodu Yushi was so angry that he was speechless, and his body trembled a little.
Lin Mu asked him with concern: "Teacher? Are you okay? Don't get so angry for me, it's not worth it."
It was fine that she didn't speak, but when she spoke, Zuodu Yushi became even more angry. He recited the classical Chinese text: "A rat has skin, but a human has no manners! If a human has no manners, what is the point of immortality? A rat has teeth, but a human has no restraints!" There is no limit to human beings, so why not die? Xiangshu has a body, but human beings are rude, and human beings are rude! Will you die?"
Lin Mu listened and nodded, showing a humble and receptive attitude. After a while, Zuo Du Yushi said that she was tired, and she told Lu Fuxin thoughtfully: "Lu Fuxin! Get the teacher a cup of hot tea .”
"I don't need it!" Zuodu Yushi was so angry that he no longer called himself "Chen".
Lin Mu smiled slightly. She was about to show her real skills. When Lu Fuxin served good tea, she ordered: "Lu Fuxin, pass on my order. All ministers must attend the barbecue banquet in the palace tomorrow. Let Wang Yanxiang Arrange the [-], [-], [-], and [-] singing and dancing contest that he has prepared for the past few days at the barbecue banquet tomorrow."
She glanced at Zuodu Yushi who was still angry there, "By the way, the teacher's grounding has been cancelled, and let the teacher come to the barbecue banquet tomorrow to have a look."
"No." Lu Fuxin took a peek at the ashen-faced Zuodu Yushi, feeling that there was a lawsuit in his head, and hurriedly withdrew.
"Your Majesty!" Zuodu Yushi was so angry that his seven orifices smoked: "What do you mean?"
"Barbecue banquet. Eating delicious food and admiring beauties is one of the great pleasures in life." Lin Mu replied frankly.
"Meat eaters are contemptible, you can't plan far! This huge country is about to be destroyed in your hands!" Zuodu Yushi really wanted to leave in a huff.
But he held back, his goal has not yet been achieved, "Your Majesty, I beg your Majesty, the old minister, to return to court and review the memorial!"
As he spoke, he knelt down.
Lin Mu quickly went down and helped him up: "Teacher, what are you doing? You are my most respected teacher. It is really heartbreaking for you to do this."
"Then please listen to my advice, Your Majesty, return to court, and review the memorial." Zuo Du Yushi looked earnestly.
Lin Mu thought for a long time, and decided to prevaricate this person first: "Teacher, I will resume the court, but not in these two days, I have my own arrangements."
"Your Majesty!" Zuodu Yushi was very dissatisfied with this answer: "The old minister knows that you were absurd before to create a false appearance for the vassal king, and to endure humiliation for the country, but now that the vassal king's problem has been solved, you should work as hard as before. in politics."
"I don't want to anymore, teacher. Since the incident with the vassal king, I have found that doing whatever I want makes people feel so comfortable." Lin Mu closed and closed her eyes.
She didn't want to tangle with this old man anymore, so she ordered: "Someone, take the teacher back home."
"No." Several servants half-forced to send Zuodu Yushi back.
Seeing him leave, Lin Mu hurriedly asked Lu Zhaoqing: "Lu Zhaoqing! How is it? Has my luck become weaker?"
Lu Zhaoqing told her: "Weakened by ten percent. This Zuodu censor is highly respected. He scolded you, and your luck has dropped a lot."
"It's only ten percent." Lin Mu was a little disappointed.
Lu Zhaoqing comforted her: "Okay, 50.00% is a lot, you can't become a big fat man in one sitting, at least you have weakened the protagonist's halo by [-]% now, half of the mission is completed, congratulations."
"Okay." Lin Mu sighed, "I feel uncomfortable, and I can eat more to make up for it later."
"Lu Fuxin—" she shouted, "Let the imperial dining room bring me a plate of eggplant later."
"No." Lu Fuxin felt that the emperor seemed to have become a foodie, thinking about eating all day long, and his face seemed rounder in the past two days.
(End of this chapter)
"Hundreds of years later, from the perspective of my descendants, I am the ancestral system. Teacher, did my ancestors already have the ancestral system when they set the rule that they could not eat more than three? The ancestral system is all On the contrary, it's time for you to update your thinking." Lin Mu was messing around, she didn't get angry, and didn't confront this old man head-on, so as to save the old man from getting angry.
"Your majesty, you are making unreasonable words!" Zuodu Yushi looked very angry, but he couldn't think of any good words to refute Lin Mu.
Lin Mu smiled: "Teacher, you also think what I said is right."
When Zuodu Yushi was about to have a good debate with Lin Mu, he suddenly realized that Lin Mu was changing the subject. The purpose of his coming today was not to care about what the emperor ate. He had more important things to do. "Your Majesty, let's ignore the matter of the imperial dining room for now. What I want to say is that this is the matter of dismissal of the court. Why don't you go to court or approve the matter?"
Lin Mu thought for a while, then looked at Zuodu Yushi innocently with wide eyes: "Teacher, I am too tired, can't I rest for two days? Don't you always say that my body is the foundation of the country, and you want me to pay attention to my rest. Did you lie to me?"
"Your Majesty..." Zuodu Yushi couldn't do anything about Lin Mu's attitude. He had never seen his student look like a rascal, and he was inexplicably a bit effeminate. The prestige of Hess actually looked innocent now.
Zuodu Yushi closed his eyes and waited for the sensory shock to pass away, before he said: "Your Majesty, what I said to rest is to combine work and rest, not to let you indulge in pleasure like you are doing now."
"Combination of work and rest?" Lin Mu rolled his eyes, and had a good argument to refute Zuodu Yushi: "Combination of work and rest, is there any regulation on how to combine work and rest? There is work and rest in a day for the sake of combining work and rest. However, I worked hard in the first half of the year and rested in the second half of the year, isn't it also a combination of work and rest?"
Hearing Lin Mu's words, Zuodu Yushi felt a mouthful of old blood stagnant in his heart: "Your Majesty, you are making unreasonable words and licking your face!"
good!Lin Mu likes to hear others scolding himself, "The teacher is right. I am indeed so. I don't know what other words can describe me?"
"You...you..." Zuodu Yushi felt that his head was about to smoke from anger at his age, "Zizi is ignorant! How can national affairs be delayed? Today's affairs are over today. The old minister taught you, don't you forget?"
"I've been a little forgetful these past two days." Lin Mu rubbed her head embarrassingly. Of course, she knew that some important military affairs should not be delayed. She had already checked secretly. There was nothing urgent these days, so she simply procrastinated.
The censor of Zuodu was so angry that he suddenly stood up: "It's really rotten wood that cannot be carved! The vertical position is not enough to make a plan! How do you know? It's wild, you are right!"
"The teacher is right." Lin Mu was not in a hurry, but nodded humbly. Others scolding her would make her halo of the protagonist disappear, and she was happy to see it happen.
"You...you..." Zuodu Yushi was so angry that he was speechless, and his body trembled a little.
Lin Mu asked him with concern: "Teacher? Are you okay? Don't get so angry for me, it's not worth it."
It was fine that she didn't speak, but when she spoke, Zuodu Yushi became even more angry. He recited the classical Chinese text: "A rat has skin, but a human has no manners! If a human has no manners, what is the point of immortality? A rat has teeth, but a human has no restraints!" There is no limit to human beings, so why not die? Xiangshu has a body, but human beings are rude, and human beings are rude! Will you die?"
Lin Mu listened and nodded, showing a humble and receptive attitude. After a while, Zuo Du Yushi said that she was tired, and she told Lu Fuxin thoughtfully: "Lu Fuxin! Get the teacher a cup of hot tea .”
"I don't need it!" Zuodu Yushi was so angry that he no longer called himself "Chen".
Lin Mu smiled slightly. She was about to show her real skills. When Lu Fuxin served good tea, she ordered: "Lu Fuxin, pass on my order. All ministers must attend the barbecue banquet in the palace tomorrow. Let Wang Yanxiang Arrange the [-], [-], [-], and [-] singing and dancing contest that he has prepared for the past few days at the barbecue banquet tomorrow."
She glanced at Zuodu Yushi who was still angry there, "By the way, the teacher's grounding has been cancelled, and let the teacher come to the barbecue banquet tomorrow to have a look."
"No." Lu Fuxin took a peek at the ashen-faced Zuodu Yushi, feeling that there was a lawsuit in his head, and hurriedly withdrew.
"Your Majesty!" Zuodu Yushi was so angry that his seven orifices smoked: "What do you mean?"
"Barbecue banquet. Eating delicious food and admiring beauties is one of the great pleasures in life." Lin Mu replied frankly.
"Meat eaters are contemptible, you can't plan far! This huge country is about to be destroyed in your hands!" Zuodu Yushi really wanted to leave in a huff.
But he held back, his goal has not yet been achieved, "Your Majesty, I beg your Majesty, the old minister, to return to court and review the memorial!"
As he spoke, he knelt down.
Lin Mu quickly went down and helped him up: "Teacher, what are you doing? You are my most respected teacher. It is really heartbreaking for you to do this."
"Then please listen to my advice, Your Majesty, return to court, and review the memorial." Zuo Du Yushi looked earnestly.
Lin Mu thought for a long time, and decided to prevaricate this person first: "Teacher, I will resume the court, but not in these two days, I have my own arrangements."
"Your Majesty!" Zuodu Yushi was very dissatisfied with this answer: "The old minister knows that you were absurd before to create a false appearance for the vassal king, and to endure humiliation for the country, but now that the vassal king's problem has been solved, you should work as hard as before. in politics."
"I don't want to anymore, teacher. Since the incident with the vassal king, I have found that doing whatever I want makes people feel so comfortable." Lin Mu closed and closed her eyes.
She didn't want to tangle with this old man anymore, so she ordered: "Someone, take the teacher back home."
"No." Several servants half-forced to send Zuodu Yushi back.
Seeing him leave, Lin Mu hurriedly asked Lu Zhaoqing: "Lu Zhaoqing! How is it? Has my luck become weaker?"
Lu Zhaoqing told her: "Weakened by ten percent. This Zuodu censor is highly respected. He scolded you, and your luck has dropped a lot."
"It's only ten percent." Lin Mu was a little disappointed.
Lu Zhaoqing comforted her: "Okay, 50.00% is a lot, you can't become a big fat man in one sitting, at least you have weakened the protagonist's halo by [-]% now, half of the mission is completed, congratulations."
"Okay." Lin Mu sighed, "I feel uncomfortable, and I can eat more to make up for it later."
"Lu Fuxin—" she shouted, "Let the imperial dining room bring me a plate of eggplant later."
"No." Lu Fuxin felt that the emperor seemed to have become a foodie, thinking about eating all day long, and his face seemed rounder in the past two days.
(End of this chapter)
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