The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 969 Wife's Counterattack 16
"I stayed in the corridor on the fifth floor for half an hour before I dared to go home. I closed the door and locked it. I collapsed. I sat on the floor for 10 minutes before I stood up. Call the police? No, how dare I. What if that I got out of the elevator on the sixth floor, and when I heard the voice running down and killed me, I could only cover my mouth tightly and even breathe lightly."

"That's right."

"Did you know? Something happened the next day, on the thirteenth floor."

"It was a single girl's paper. I heard that she was working in a communication company. When her boyfriend came back from night shift, he saw blood all over the place."

"Naked."

"In addition to the fatal wound on the neck, there are more than a dozen scars from sharp knives on the body, like ugly centipedes all over the place."

"Well, all the valuables at home are gone."

"The case is still unsolved."

"The possibility of an acquaintance committing the crime is not ruled out."

……

The woman next door suddenly thought of this, and screams continued to come from the house. Her eyes widened suddenly, and countless images flashed in her mind. She kept stepping back and let out a scream.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

"Murder!"

Imagination kills people.

She turned and rushed into her house, slamming the door behind her.

Locked up.

He gasped heavily.

The man leaned over with a wretched expression, "Hey, wife, how are you?" Have you heard anything incredible?

He was caught and shaken.

The woman's expression looked like she had seen a ghost, "Call the police, call the police!"

The man was shaken silly.

"Uh, my wife, although their movements are a bit big, but this kind of thing is naturally strong in the depths of love. If you call the police, hey, how embarrassing. As a neighbor, you can also be considerate occasionally."

Not to mention anything else, I will take the opportunity to listen to the live broadcast in the future.

How exciting.

Imagine that scene and feel the blood rushing to the body.

Yep.

If it's noisy, just charge some benefits to make up for it.

"Stupid!"

The man with a shrunken smile was stunned by the woman's yelling.

The woman gritted her teeth and finally squeezed out a few words through her teeth, "Call the police quickly, there's a murderer next door, next door!"

The man blinked: "Hey, murder? What! What did you say!"

"How to do how to do?"

"Under the table, behind the door, in the closet, in the kitchen... Ah! Where should I hide so that the murderer won't find me!"

woman:……

Seeing her husband running around the house like a headless fly, somehow, her previous panic and panic disappeared.

very funny.

No, it's ridiculous!
Why did she choose such a man who didn't play a role and only thought of color.

The face is very wooden.

He took out his phone and dialed, "Hey, is this Yao Yao Ling? A home invasion and murder case is happening here. Are you sure? Of course."

The administrative lady: "..."

He was so calm when a murder occurred, it always felt like it was a prank.

"What's the address?"

"Room 301, third floor, xxx community."

"Are you sure you didn't cheat? You will be held accountable for reporting false alarms."

"What! You actually doubt me, I..."

……

After repeated explanations and reassurances, the woman said, "If the person dies then, it will be your police's inaction that is responsible!"

"Love will not come."

Just hang up the phone.

So angry.

She yelled at the man, "My old lady is as gentle and virtuous as a flower and like a jade, can she deceive people?"

man:……

Ten minutes later, the police car arrived. He climbed to the third floor and tried to knock on the door. The door opened, revealing a frightened little boy.

The police saw through the crack of the door that a woman in home clothes was holding a spatula in her hand, and what she was stepping on seemed to be a man.

Eh?
What about homicide?

The criminal investigation team has been dispatched and you just show us this, sm?

Good recipe.

Chen Nan was about to cry, "Uncle policeman, save my dad."

Woohoo, being crushed is not only miserable, but also embarrassing.

The police went in.

Only then did Siru realize that there was an uninvited guest at home and frowned.

But he didn't move his feet.

Chen Jiahe at her feet stretched out a hand towards the policeman, his voice was broken and painful, "Help, take this girl away!"

Thinking like hard.

Chen Jiahe, died.

Police: "Did you call the police? What are you doing!"

Si Ru:……

Chen Jiahe:......

Chen Jiahe seized the opportunity and struggled out from under Si Ru's feet.

"Help me, this woman murdered me!"

He scrambled and hid behind the policeman, looking at Siru with resentment on his face.

"What's going on!" the policeman asked seriously and alertly.

Siru ignored him, looked at Chen Jiahe, his eyes were full of sarcasm, "Oh, murder! I don't know who was so comfortable yelling no, don't stop just now. You won't recognize anyone if you put on your pants, and only you can You can do it. Yes, it doesn’t matter if I am a murderer, I don’t deny that I made you want to die just now.”

The police face is very wooden.

It always feels like something is messed in.

Chen Jiahe opened his eyes wide, "Don't believe her, she talks nonsense!"

Siru: "The lazy dog ​​has no right to speak."

Policemen:……

so awkward.

I didn't know how to ask at all, and when I was about to leave, a man and a woman came in from the door, and the two were cautious.

like a thief.

He whispered, "Police? Are you police comrades?"

After getting an affirmative answer, the two almost jumped up, "This is the house. I clearly heard screams, and the screaming was a man. I can be sure that there must be a pervert coming in from this house. Men who are alone at home will attack!"

The neighbor woman frowned. She vaguely felt that this was a bit strange, but she couldn't remember what the problem was specifically.

It is a violation.

But overall it should be fine.

The corner of the policeman's mouth twitched, hehe, isn't the correct way to open it up, isn't it a malicious man who only picks out single women?

"So, it was you two who called the police?"

"Of course it's us." The woman lifted her chin with pride.

Humph.

Otherwise, does it depend on you?
You won’t even know if the body smells bad by then.

"No need to thank you, and no need to hand out banners. This is what citizens should do."

Police: Hehe.

Siru walked out, "Call the police? What police?"

The woman said, "A bad person has entered your house. Kill your man."

The bad guy thinks like: ...

Chen Jiahe who was killed: ...

He pointed to his nose, "When did I die? Hey, are you talking about me? You have to be responsible when you speak."

angry.

Is it because he wants to die so that he can inherit his incomparable thick skin?

No.

This is not the point.

It is not auspicious for anyone to be considered dead.

"Yes, it's you—"

The voice of the neighbor woman stopped abruptly.

Her eyes widened in disbelief, and her voice was high-pitched.

"You're not dead?"

"Damn it, you're not dead!"

"It must be fake."

The woman turned and yelled at her husband, "You, go bite him and see if he hurts. If it hurts, he must be alive."

man:……

His face was a bit silly, "Why do you want me to bite it?" It was a bit weird.

Woman: "It's not you, is it me?"

(End of this chapter)