The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 75
This is a story about a monk and many goblins.

Long, long ago, there was a monk who was fat and chubby, very likable.

Monks like to chant sutras, and also like to ride and travel.

The world is so big, I want to see it.

However, wood has money.

You can't get that much money with alms.

I can’t buy a flight ticket or a train ticket.

Only Pipi Shrimp.

Pippi Shrimp, come with me, we are good friends.

Good friend, let's go.

Brother takes you to conquer the sea of ​​stars.

Share the prosperity of this world.

However, the ideal is full.

The reality is very skinny.

A lot of goblins.

I am so surprised.

This world must be messed up.

go home go home.

Never come out again.

Oh, of course not.

One day, the monk met a monkey.

The monkey was crushed under a mountain, a very high mountain, a rocky mountain, with only one head exposed, the hair was messy, and the head was covered with dead grass and leaves.

See the monk.

Said, look paralyzed, let me out.

Monk:  …

Good good good good.

The monks do not lie.

Do not listen to indecent words.

Beep again, the poor monk curses that you will never make it to the top.

monkey:……

Dead bald donkey.

What a vicious heart.

Unfortunately, Siru's client this time was the dead monkey trapped at the foot of the mountain.

Si Ru:……

I reject.

0527: Why.

Siru: Too ugly.

I don't want to be embarrassed by myself at all.

This cliff is black history.

The kind that will be laughed at for 100 years.

Moreover, how could it be a monkey.

I really want to drag 0527 out and beat him up.

Waist cut.

What about a fun and interesting world?

Can there be more trust between people and the system?

0527 You're so rude.

Good taste.

Ugh.

Simply put, this is the history of blood and tears of a monkey.

Long ago, there was a stone.

One day, Stone became pregnant.

Then a monkey was born.

Don't ask me why I'm a monkey.

I don't even know.

It's just a monkey anyway.

The monkey is very powerful, and it will blow the sky.

He was born as a Monkey King.

Also occupied a mountain.

There is also a cave called Shuilian Cave.

Anyway, the days are very happy.

Carefree.

Then one day, when we were happy, suddenly an old monkey died.

Monkeys: ...

Whoa, dead monkey.

So scared.

Monkeys are also afraid of death.

To seek the way of longevity.

Trek through mountains and rivers.

Looking for.

Finally found a master.

Lie down.

Master, help me, I don't want to die.

As a result, the monkey learned 72 changes and somersault clouds.

And I have my own name.

Sun Wukong.

It's easy to get a name.

The monkey is a hozen, so just give it the surname Sun.

Enlightenment, it just happens to be in this generation.

As for the empty, ah, the bamboo basket fetching water is empty.

Not bad.

Very moody.

Monkey likes it very much.

Howling up to the sky.

Lao Tzu is also a monkey with a name.

Wow ha ha ha ha.

But the good times didn't last long, the monkey made a mistake and was expelled from the teacher's school.

The old man with the white beard also warned the monkey, if you get into trouble outside and report my name, I will kill you in minutes.

monkey:……

Ay Ya I gi.

He is even worse than Lao Tzu.

So scared.

Come here if you can.

My old grandson, hehe, my old grandson would like to obey the teacher's order.

The master is the biggest.

Master v587.

Old man: ...

roll.

monkey:……

Just go away.

Get out now.

Get out.

Goodbye.

What's the matter.

Old man: Get out of here.

monkey:……

Damn old man.

Won't you pretend to keep my old grandson for a while?
My old grandson will not hold back.

Really.

mean.

The monkey finally left.

A bit reluctant.

It's a little bit like an arrow.

The mood is a bit complicated.

After learning the skills, the cows are better than others.

A somersault is one hundred and eight thousand miles.

In a blink of an eye, he was back in the monkey concentration camp.

Monkeys: ...

cheer.

Then open part.

Bananas, peaches, wine, coffee.

Make an appointment.

Your Majesty is back.

Your Majesty is so handsome.

Your Majesty, you are even more handsome.

Your Majesty, you are so handsome, what weapon is worthy of you.

monkey:……

Mahler Gobi.

Patronizing on being handsome and pretending to be aggressive, I forgot such an important thing.

He doesn't even have a handy weapon, so he's naked when fighting.

I'm really good at cutting people with knives.

Hehe, blood splashed on the spot every minute.

Death could not come any sooner.

Your Majesty, I heard that there are many treasures in the East China Sea.

monkey:……

go.

Sanko.

Not only the East China Sea, but also the four seas.

The Dragon King held him and refused to let him go.

just cry.

My needle my needle.

Heart of the sea, heart of the sea.

Kicking and splashing, rolling around.

monkey:……

despise.

Why don't you just take your needle?
Your East China Sea is so big, you still need a needle?
The Dragon King's face still needs to be lost.

mean.

Dragon King: I don't want face, I want needles.

monkey:……

spread hands.

Not useful.

Your needle has been requisitioned by me, Lao Sun.

My old grandson just needs a shit stick.

Your needle is just the right size.

Dragon King: ...

What does shit stick mean.

monkey:……

Turn your head.

Earwax is not feces?
Dragon King: ...

Forehead needle.

You died so badly.

Barbara.

Monkey wins big.

Not only do they have weapons, but they also have outfits to pretend to be.

Shiny bright.

Not to mention how dazzling.

Putting it on, I feel so confident.

It can't be called the Monkey King anymore, it's not a good name, it's not domineering.

To choose a name that hangs on the sky.

It's called the Great Sage of Exploding Heaven.

Ah bah, Monkey King.

Monkey King v587.

The Monkey King is invincible in the world.

He also made himself a pennant.

Accidentally poked a hole in the sky.

sky:……

Nimei.

Compensation for medical expenses.

monkey:……

sorry sorry.

Overwhelmed.

However, you can also poke it through?
sky:……

dead monkey.

This alarmed the gods in the sky.

Damn, it must be encircled and suppressed.

No, no, you should recruit.

It was a bit noisy.

Old Jade Emperor has a headache.

Finally decided to recruit security.

Pointing to the fairy below.

Which of you wants to go?

All the gods: ...

Don't go.

In the end, the old man who made alchemy stood up.

Nodding and bowing.

Little old man go little old man.

just go.

Tell the monkey, you are so capable, how about going to the sky to be an official.

monkey:……

OK.

Let's go if we say go.

All the stars in the sky give way.

I am delighted.

My old grandson is so awesome, even the people in the sky know it.

Amazing.

I admire myself.

Just ask, make me a god horse official.

Alchemy old man: I don't know.

Just say that the matter of being an official is not in my control, but I have to ask the Jade Emperor.

Monkey: Oh, okay.

Just ask.

Jade Emperor: ...

I just said it casually.

Don't take it so seriously.

monkey:……

Playing with my grandson.

Believe it or not, I will beat you to death with a stick.

Jade Emperor: ...

Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive.

Impulse is the devil.

Just ask, dear friends, do you know what vacancies there are in the sky.

All the gods: no.

are full.

Who knew there would be a related account coming up.

At last I found a job feeding horses.

It is the legendary Bi Mawen.

Monkey: Bi Mawen is a god Mawen.

The alchemy old man had a dull face.

As the name suggests, it is Wen who feeds the horse.

groom.

hehe.

That said, he will definitely be beaten.

Beat badly.

This monkey is very violent and has a stick that can pierce the sky.

Referred to as broken stick.

A dead monkey deserves a broken stick.

Perfect match.

The old man who made alchemy smiled like a rotten chrysanthemum on his wrinkled face.

Oh, monkey boy, this official is amazing, he manages a hundred thousand horses in the sky.As long as you care the most, you're getting a big deal.In the future, don't forget about me, old lady.

Barbara.

Talk nonsense with your eyes open.

And flattering.

The monkey's eyes glowed.

Ah, one hundred thousand.

Is it my best official to catch the old man?

The old man who made alchemy:...

fart.

however.

Yes, your official is the biggest and you are the most powerful.

Monkey: If you pretend to be aggressive, will you be struck by lightning?

The old man who made alchemy:...

will not.

Monkey cheers.

Happy.

In the future, I can pretend to be whatever I want.

Ma Ma no longer has to worry that I will be struck by lightning.

The old man who made alchemy:...

excuse me.

Can't complain anymore.

So tired.

So the monkey took office.

Command the heavenly court of one hundred thousand heavenly horses.

A monkey led a group of horses galloping wildly.

No matter how I think about it, I feel an inexplicable sense of joy.

And the monkey has been immersed in the biggest lie of Lao Tzu and Guan Er.

Can walk sideways.

Until one day, this lie was broken.

monkey:……

You lied to me and laughed it off.

I quit.

Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King in Huaguoshan is a bute.

What is Bi Mawen.

What the hell is a groom who feeds horses.

Lost the monkey.

How to mix up.

The monkey ran away angrily.

Go back and be king of the mountain.

　Oh, there is a small mistake, please ignore it if you see it

　　
　
(End of this chapter)