I am the Summoner of Runeterra

Chapter 85 Hero Special: Tryndamere's Ranking Diary
I, Tryndamere, the king of a ruined tribe, am now a glorious hero.

It is worth mentioning that Aatrox, the enemy who killed my tribe, is also a hero today.

But for Aatrox now, I can't say any hatred. In matters on the battlefield, the winner is right. If I was strong enough, I could protect my tribe and kill Aatrox.So as a loser, I am naturally not qualified to hate, let alone fighting for Runeterra now, let alone hatred. Of course, there are still small complaints...

I am very satisfied with the current situation, I have become a hero, and I have my beloved woman-Aixi.

I married the most beautiful flower in the Freljord, Ashe, leader of the Avarosa tribe.This is one of the luckiest things in my life.

After I became a hero, I fought against void creatures in the void crack defense line. Because of my bravery and skill in fighting, I was praised as Man Sansao, which means that no void creature can survive three swords under my hands.

Void creatures brought me a lot of gold coins, and I bought my first piece of equipment—the Statik Blade, a broadsword full of lightning.

I like the thrill of sparks and lightning when slashing void creatures. I call it the electric knife.

And just yesterday, Summoner returned to the Void Rift line of defense, bringing good news, the good news of becoming a god.

Yes, become a god, become a god like Anivia.

Summoners call it the Summoner's Rift Ranked System.A thing that can enhance the strength of the virtual battlefield.

I was moved, because apart from the strength of being a god, there was also a private reason - I wanted to beat Ashe.

Yes, that's right, I want to punch Ashe.

I love Ashe, and I love Ashe very much.But as a married man, one can imagine his family status. Externally, I am a majestic Man Sandao, internally I am a well-known strict wife.

Although there is nothing wrong with it, if the so-called summoner ranking system hadn't appeared, I thought I would always love my wife, but it did.

In particular, Annie also said that she killed Ryze eight times!A low god, killed Ryze, who was at the peak of the middle god, a total of eight times!
The hero that appears in Summoner’s Canyon is just like a puppet. It has the same body and the same skills as the hero, but it is a puppet, and it is a puppet that has nothing to do with the main body. I can put Ai Xi hacked a hundred times without Ashe knowing!
The idea of ​​beating Ashe in my heart gradually became rampant...

I signed up for a placement race.Ash also participated.

It doesn't matter, anyway, all I met was that puppet Ashe.Taking this opportunity, I can shake off my glory and satisfy the self-esteem of my petty men!That's right!man!real man!
I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night, looking at Ai Xi in front of me, and thinking of the groveling in the past, hum!Little girl!

The next day came quickly, and the summoner didn't seem to wake up, but I was already stomping back and forth in front of the summoner's tent excitedly.

Finally, after the first group of selected people had almost arrived, the summoner came out of the tent sleepily.

"You guys so early?" This is what the summoner asked.

"Come on! I'm ready!" I couldn't wait to say to the summoner.

The summoner gave me a strange look, as if I was too eager?
"Hey, aren't you busy improving your strength..." I concealed my inner feelings for Xiao Jiujiu and explained to the summoner in embarrassment.

The summoner nodded without saying anything, and started the ranking system.

As soon as my eyes went dark, I came to a strange place.

There are four people I know by my side, Annie, Ryze, Ezreal and Swain.

From their unfamiliar eyes, I knew that these were obviously the four puppet teammates that the summoner said.

I chose to go to the jungle position. This is what the summoner told me. I like this kind of unfettered feeling. I can go and hack whoever I want!
very good!When I hit the first red buff, I was excited when I saw Ashe appearing on the opposite side.

The summoner said that the heroes on the opposite side appear randomly. I was worried that the puppet Ashe would not appear, but at this time, she appeared!

I raised my big knife excitedly, and Annie and Ezreal who were on the bottom lane obviously realized that I was here to help, and gradually moved forward.

Four people fight together!

OK!It's now!
I excitedly carried the big knife and turned it up, a knife!Two knives!

He slashed Ai Xi hard!

"You make me kneel on the washboard every day!"

"Let you find my private money!"

"Can't you?!"

"Let me tell you that every time I kneel on the washboard, I put cloth on my knees!"

"My private money is hidden in my shoulder armor!"

"I……"

I cut very comfortably, and this feeling of venting everything made me feel sour.

Ai Xi was hacked to death by me.

Ha ha ha ha!I laughed wildly!
That's what it feels like!Do you still dare to call me a strict wife?Um?Is there any masculinity in a man?Just Aishin's small body?Do you know how to write the three characters I am quite three swords?

I saw the shouting of everyone's message sent by Ashe.

"???"

Simple three question marks.

Confused?Doubt is right!Have you seen the Man Sandao captured by the second level!The legendary shooter that the Summoner said was against the legendary shooter of the generation of wild kings, has always been caught at the second level.

I took the first blood happily, and took out a long sword when I went home.

Looking at the killing sword in the store, heh!Take your Ashe as a sacrifice to my twenty-layer murder sword!
I laid down the blue buff again, upgraded, paid money...

Finally, I bought the Killer Sword.Came to the bottom road again.

I rushed up again with a big knife in my hand.One knife, two knife, three knife...

Ashe fell down again, and Leona, who was assisting at the side, seemed to be a little abnormal. She actually watched me hack Ashe to death, and fled to the defense tower in a flash.

Is this infighting?The assistant thinks ADC is too good!

I feel a little proud, what is this called?Murder!Engage in the opposite mentality!
Soon, after I took care of the road frequently, Ashe on the opposite side had died a full eight times...

The strange thing is that Leona always runs away alone regardless of Ashe.

But it doesn't matter. Although I don't have much communication with Leona in reality, I still think that she is a very good god.

I never thought the end would come so early one day.

Just after Ai Xi was killed by me eight times in a row, Ai Xi sent a message.

"Five seconds, isn't it cool?"

I didn't believe it at first.

"You don't need to talk, I know you can't believe it now, but I promise you won't show up in the bottom lane and kill me a hundred times in a row. The next time you kneel down is a washboard with steel nails."

Another message came.

The sky is falling apart?

He's aiming at the joke God made on me, hey!
What the hell!Didn't the summoner say that all teammates except the duo are puppets!

Who will tell me why my wife appears opposite!
My god what did I just say? ?

You tell me what can a man who has been married for several years hold back for so long to vent out once? !

If the Chuangshi God can give me another chance, even if I become the main god, I don't want to participate in this bloody positioning competition!

"Huh? Can't you kill me three times?"

News from Ashe continues to come...

I came to the bottom lane again with a knife in my hand. This time I didn't come to arrest people, but to send them to death...

The teammates in the bottom lane were extremely excited to see me, and my previous heroic posture had completely conquered them.

The two of them went up against the defensive tower without fear of death.

Soon the two of them withdrew with residual blood. If the previous script was followed, even if the two of them were not there, I would be able to kill Ashe on the opposite side.

But now.

Ashe only has a Doran sword and an attack speed shoe, with more than 100 HP.

I dare not lift the big knife in my hand...

once, twice...

After more than a dozen arrows, I fell under the arrows with almost no attack power...

"Big move! Let me shoot for another five seconds!"

This is the so-called murder, right?This is the so-called karma!
Seeing the number of layers of the killing sword in my hand plummet, I came to the bottom lane again with a look of hopelessness.

One arrow, two arrows...

Another dozen arrows, my blood volume bottomed out...

With a roar, he made a big move...

once... twice...

The time for the ultimate move is finally over, and I fell down again...

My teammates sent me crazy question marks, what can I say?What can I say to you puppets!

"The whole world celebrates..." This is the message from Leona.

"All the world celebrates +1!" This is the message from Trundle.

"Celebrate +2!" This is Zoe...

The five people on the opposite side are actually the main body!
I said why don't you talk to each other!I said why I can't kill anyone on the other side except Ashe!

There is no such thing as cheating, right?Lin Wan, I have no grudge against you!

I once doubted whether there was some kind of abnormal setting in my life...

once...twice...

I can't remember how many times I've died, but I've been numb...

But after dying too much, I also found a piece of artifact equipment, Boots of Swiftness.In the state of being out of combat, a huge increase in movement speed...

Can make me die faster.

Finally, Ashe sent a message.

"Okay, enough for a hundred times!"

I'm finally relieved...

"Don't forget the private money in your shoulder armor later! You know it!"

Well, why does life kill a little savage king like me?

"There is no need to add steel nails to the washboard. Turn around and remove the things on your lap!"

Well, why does life want to kill a little savage king like me?

Finally, this positioning match finally ended after I died a hundred times. The crystal was exploded and I was finally free...

There was a flash of light in front of my eyes, and I chose not to continue ranking.Back to reality.

Ash looked at me with a smile on his face.

"My wife, I..." I don't know what to say, I always feel that I will finish sooner or later...

(End of this chapter)