I am the Summoner of Runeterra

Chapter 18 Pig Fighting Warrior Lin Wan

Chapter 18 Pig Fighting Warrior Lin Wan
Lin Wanan and Anni didn't know anything about what happened in the other world, they were cleaning up the crime scene in full swing...

Well, maybe a crime scene.

After working for a while, Lin Wan looked at the masterpiece in front of her and finally clapped her hands with satisfaction.

The scene in front of him changed drastically, the huge wild boar was dragged to the middle of two tall trees standing side by side by the two of them, and Lin Wan was so stupid in order to fake the appearance of the wild boar burrowing into it alive. The bark was severely scratched several times like scratches.

The trunk was blackened by Annie's flames, dozens of huge stones were randomly thrown around, and the blood of the wild boar was deliberately stained...

The two of them gave up and brought up the little wild boar and rushed home.

"Grandma! I'm back!" Lin Wan shouted when she returned to her grandma's door.

"Oh, you're back! It's a hot day..." Grandma Lin Wan hurried out of the house, and she was taken aback when she saw Lin Wan's appearance, "What's wrong, kid, did you fall into the mud? "

It turned out that at this time, Lin Wan was naked from the upper body, her face was full of dust and dust, but the little girl Annie was clean, with a little dirt on her face, which made her look even more lovely...

"You child, you are such a big man...ah!" Grandma smiled and scolded as she walked towards Lin Wan, but suddenly saw the blood on Lin Wan's body and the blood-stained clothes in her hand, and she was shocked. Exhale.

Lin Wan looked at herself indifferently, "It's okay, grandma, I didn't bleed." Then she lifted the little wild boar in her hand, "Look! Grandma! What did I catch!"

Grandma Lin Wan was relieved when she heard this, and looked into Lin Wan's hands, "Hey... why are there still wild boars on the mountain now?"

"Oh little bastard, you really are!" Grandma thought for a while, her face was shocked, and she said happily, "You are lucky, you didn't meet a big wild boar, fortunately, you are just a cub."

"Grandma, we have met the big one..." Lin Wan said helplessly.

"What? Oh my god, you kid is going to scare grandma to death? Then how did you run back? Bah bah bah, look at what grandma said, just come back, just come back..." The old lady rubbed her chest and said in shock. .

"Hey grandma, let me finish. Annie and I met this little wild boar first, and after killing it, the mother wild boar came. Annie and I ran around, but when the wild boar chased us, it stuck itself I got into the middle of two big trees and couldn’t move, so I thought that since you couldn’t move, I would kill you. I picked up some stones from the side and smashed it to death. The fire was burning, and there was no movement after burning for a long time, and then I came back, grandma, please call uncle and the others to carry wild boars!" Lin Wansheng finished speaking in one breath, fearing that the old lady would be shocked again.

"What?" The old lady was shocked. At this time, Lin's father and Lin's mother also came out, so Lin Wan had to tell the story again.The whole family stared at Lin Wan suspiciously.

Lin Wan felt a little helpless for a moment, and pulled Annie from behind, "Ask Annie, you still don't believe me." Then she winked at Annie cryptically.

Little Lolita understood, and smiled sweetly at the crowd, "What brother Lin Wan said is true, but fortunately, brother Lin Wan protected me."

Then everyone was skeptical, and after putting the little wild boar at home, they called Lin Wan's uncles and uncles, and asked Lin Wan to lead the way in the direction of the wild boar.Anne stayed at home with her mother and grandmother.

Lin Wan's uncle is called Lin Bashan, her second uncle is called Lin Bahai, and her uncle is Lin Bajiang. I don't know how my grandfather, whom I have never met, came up with such a name...

"Lin Wan, you are better than your father when you were a child. You dare to go up the mountain to chase wild boars at such an age. When your father was a child, he was so scared that he peed his pants when he saw a thorn..." Lin Wan's uncle laughed loudly. It turns out that thorn hog is the term for hedgehog here.

"Hey, I didn't chase the wild boar, I was chased by the wild boar, good luck, good luck..." Lin Wan rubbed her head and looked at the blue-faced father beside her.

"Brother, I don't want you to expose the shortcoming like this. Besides, did I scare you? I grabbed it out of curiosity!" Lin Batian argued dissatisfied.

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed, and the atmosphere was a little more cordial and warm than that of the people in the city.

After a while, everyone came to the place where Lin Wan and Annie met the wild boar. When they saw the wild boar sandwiched between two big trees, they completely believed Lin Wan's words. It's no wonder that your 17-year-old child said to bring You didn't believe that a little girl killed a full-grown wild boar, did you?
I saw the wild boar lying slumped between the two trees, its body slightly suspended in the air, and it took Lin Wan and his elder brother's strength to lift it up.The skin of the wild boar was scorched and blackened, and the mane around the neck was burnt into a black lump, which fell like ashes when touched by the hand. The wild boar's tusks were all gone, but half of them The root fell not far away, and the other one was missing. The pig's head was bruised and purple, and the eyeballs protruded as if they had been hit hard. The bone in the chest was a little broken, but it didn't look too serious when Lin Wan and the two broke it off abruptly...

Lin Wan's second uncle stepped forward to inspect the wild boar, carefully looked at the wild boar as an old hunter, and then concluded with a little doubt: "It seems that most of the injuries of this wild boar are related to Lin Wan. It fits, but what happened to the wound on the side of the wild boar’s body that was obviously hit by a heavy object? It stands to reason that such an impact wound has a force of several hundred kilograms, which is not something a child can do. Could it be that the wild boar was injured before?" The second uncle is worthy of being a professional, and he can see the covered left sternum at a glance.

Lin Wan's face became anxious, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, "Isn't this the wild boar mother who saw me carrying the wild boar cub, she was so angry that she bumped into the big rock when she rushed, and even knocked her teeth out?" .” After speaking, she pointed to the big rock where Annie hid in the first place.On the boulders were debris and blood from the wild boars.

"That's it." The second uncle suddenly realized, and then he said again, "You guys are lucky this time, don't be so reckless next time, why are you running so deep with a little girl!" The second uncle then said Then he sighed, "How can I say this? If such a big wild boar comes into contact with your small bodies, it will probably die here. Fortunately, this wild boar will probably lose its mind after seeing its cubs die." , first he hit a rock, broke his fangs alive, and suffered serious internal injuries, and then he was accidentally hit by the two of you and got stuck in the middle of a tree. Judging from this posture, he probably broke his sternum, otherwise one of his teeth would be in normal condition. The wild boar can break away from the tree with just a nudge!"

Lin Wan didn't have the eyes of her second uncle, so she couldn't make up such perfect words. She never thought that all the things she hadn't thought of were fulfilled by her second uncle, and she felt happy in her heart... Then her second uncle called the other three brothers to come over. He took a hand and tied the rope he brought to the wild boar. He cut two wooden sticks as thick as calves and passed them through the knots on the spot. He tried it with his hands and found no problem. They worked together to lift the wild boar up. Good guy!Watching a wild boar weighing at least 300 kilograms being lifted up by four people, my face didn't turn red or I was out of breath.With this kind of strength, it's no wonder that Lin Batian was able to become a big boss in that era of loyalty and courage.Lin Wan looked at the four uncles and the four were silently speechless.Then he followed the four of them and left.

When the few people returned to the village, the people in the village were all curious when they saw such a big wild boar. Nowadays, not to mention wild boars, even larger roe deer are rare on this mountain, so they are attracted to gather around a few times every once in a while. Someone came over to say a few words, but Lin's father said quite proudly that this was killed by his own child with a little girl. When Lin Wan first came to the crowd, he still felt a sense of being called a little hero, but As people gradually called Lin Wan "Pig Fighting Warrior", I felt bored all of a sudden.

Others Wu Song killed a tiger and was called a tiger-killing warrior. They all say one pig, two bears and three tigers. After all, he killed the boss. Not to mention that he was better than Wu Song who killed his third brother, but he was not called a pig-killing warrior. Woolen cloth?You said it would sound better to be called a wild boar warrior, or even a wild boar warrior, than this pig warrior, right?But the simple country people didn't care so much, especially the good-hearted children who circled around Lin Wan and shouted "Pig Fighting Warrior", which made Lin Wan really regret coming out to show the way to his uncles...

After a while, everyone came to the house and unloaded the wild boar. The second uncle skillfully picked up a butcher's knife and chopped the wild boar into eight pieces. Then he made several plastic buckets and packed them with his hands. With two buckets in hand, "Wan'er, your second uncle can take these two buckets of wild pork home for your second aunt to try. Well, it's about a hundred catties! It's enough to eat."

At this moment, the uncle and uncle came to their senses, and each of them brought two buckets of wild pork and said to Lin Wan with a smile, "You can't treat one more favorably than another. The uncle (uncle) also took it away."

Lin Wan laughed, knowing that everyone was joking, and said, "Where are the uncles, if it weren't for your help, I wouldn't be able to get this wild boar back. Just take it." Lin Wan killed the wild boar , so the others didn't have anything to say, and besides, they were all a family, so they never made it so clear. Annie, who killed the wild boar, obeyed Lin Wan's words, and naturally no one objected.

To say that this wild boar is really big, after the uncles took away two barrels, there were still as many as six barrels left. After discussing, Father Lin put three barrels in the car and prepared to take them home, and the rest Leave it to grandma. The old man also likes to make some bacon and the like. Although he can't finish it in a while, it won't go bad.

After finishing the work, it was almost time for dinner. Today, Lin Wan's spoils of wild boar were put on the table in good time. To be honest, after tasting the wild boar, Lin Wan felt that it was not as delicious as home pork, with a sour taste. The taste, but the roast suckling pig is not bad, it is hard to understand why some people always like to eat wild game...

After dinner, Lin Wan and the others bid farewell to grandma and returned to their home in the city. The sudden turbid air made Lin Wan feel uncomfortable.

The whole family was tired from running back and forth, so they went to bed early to rest.

At this time, Lin Wan was lying on the bed but couldn't fall asleep. She wondered whether she wanted to secretly use the voyeuristic technique, ah!Take an insight to see what little loli is doing, in case she is taking a bath or something... Hey quack...

However, when Lin Wan turned on the summoner system, a message popped up:
"A video invitation from Ryze from Runeterra, do you accept..."

what the hell!

(End of this chapter)

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