I am the Summoner of Runeterra

Chapter 1 Brother Wufly?Young master, I return Chen Haonan!

If it is said that good people don't live long and evils last for thousands of years, then our protagonist Lin Wan must be the kind of bastard who can live for thousands of years.

Today, 17 years ago, sitting in a private hospital in SM City, FJ Province, a middle-aged man with a bit of power walked back and forth outside the delivery room with red lights on.

"Lin Batian, is Lin Batian there??" The door of the delivery room opened, a pile of white coats came out slowly, and one of the fat nurses who took off his mask and exposed a thick lip shouted loudly.

"Hey, hey, hey! I am who I am, how is it?" The man hurried over and grabbed the fat nurse's hand and asked.

"What are you doing? Do you want to eat my mother's tofu?" The fat nurse pushed the man away with a look of disgust, "Mother and child are safe, pay the fee on the first floor. Don't go in for too long and the mother needs to rest."

"It's a son! I knew that my Lin Batian must have a handle!" The man walked into the delivery room excitedly, the woman's face was a little pale, and she looked at the wrinkled child in her arms with a maternal radiance on her face , then turned to look at the man, "Batian, our son, what should we call him?"

"Hey hey hey." The man touched his head with a silly look on his face, and then put on a slightly vulgar smile, "We made our son in the car. Isn't there an ancient poem that says parking is so crazy? Lin Wan, his surname is Lin Wan. Lin, his name is Lin Wan!"

Lin Wan's name was hastily decided from this moment on. Her father, Lin Batian, was a well-known underworld figure in SM City as his name suggests, while her mother was an intellectual. In Lin Batian's words, she was like a female scholar. Killed the ruffian soldiers.The two were happily married, so Lin Wan's childhood life was actually happy.But as he got older, his father's temper finally defeated his mother's intelligence. Lin Wan began his absurd life of chasing chickens at the age of three and driving dogs at the age of six, until he became the first among three.

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Outside the back door of No.[-] Middle School:
"Brother Wan, Brother Wan, a student came out of the back door. He was wearing a school uniform, glasses and a watermelon head. Do you want to mess with him?" He ran up to a boy who looked like the boss who was leaning against the wall smoking a cigarette and asked with a shy smile and bowed his back.

"How dare you wear a school uniform while wearing glasses? Are you stupid in reading? Didn't you know that this street was read by me, Lin Wan? Let this kid pay some money for his study materials!" When it was crushed, there was a roar like a pig being killed, and the yellow hair beside it suddenly jumped up and down like a toad.

"Huangmao, what are you doing? Killing a pig?" The young man shouted dissatisfied.

"Brother Wan... head... head... cigarette butt... hiss..." Huang Mao continued to leapfrog while shaking his collar.It turned out that the cigarette butt that disappeared under Lin Wan's feet flicked on the ground and got into Huang Mao's collar in a graceful arc...

Maybe it's because there's too much movement here, Watermelon Head looked over here, didn't seem to see clearly, then adjusted his glasses with his hand, and when he saw Lin Wan's appearance here, he suddenly turned around like a wild dog that had run loose Just run, if you abandon Wen Congwu's speed, you can get a sprint gold medal in the Olympic Games with iron iron...

"Grass! Huangmao, did you do it on purpose? You scared the fat sheep away!" Seeing that the guy had a bazooka strapped to his leg, Lin Wan knew that it was hopeless to pursue him, and turned around and slapped Huangmao. fluffy hair.

"Brother Wan, you can't blame me, can you? As soon as the watermelon head saw Brother Wan, he was scared away by your bastard spirit, so we can't do anything about it. Who made you stand out in the crowd like that big brother?" Dazzling like a light bulb, right hehe..." Huang Maotou flinched when he realized that Lin Wan didn't really kiss him, and immediately flattered him with a flattering smile.

"That's it, who am I, Lin Wan? Is it called a big light bulb if I have any culture? That's called standing out from the crowd!" Lin Wan patted her chest very well, and walked in front with her head held high.

"That's that, Brother Wan, you are that red-crowned crane. Standing among the chickens, you are not only tall, but also red!" Huang Mao stuck it on the snake and continued to praise, and then deliberately slowed down and fell behind Lin Wan a little. bit.

Lin Wan at the side glanced at him approvingly, and was about to boast that Huang Mao has become more and more discerning recently, when suddenly there was a sound of ouch, and he looked to the side, oops, a middle-aged man fell on the ground Fat man, with a mustache on his upper lip and a goatee on his chin, he looked in his forties or fifties.He was wearing a nondescript Taoist robe, but he had greasy oblique bangs.

"Hey, what's going on? Is Lin Wan's head hurt when I bump into the young master in broad daylight?" Lin Wan sneered and shouted to the fat man on the ground.

"Hey, that's not right, Master Dao, didn't I fall by myself, I fell by myself, hey."

Xu saw that Lin Wan was not easy to mess with, so the fat man on the ground wobbled up and got up. It turned out that there was a small cart next to it. It was filled with incomprehensible symbols like ghostly symbols, and there were two signs on the inside of the cart. , the words on it are understandable. On the left side, it says "Day and night misfortunes, gods and ghosts know", and on the right side, it says "Wu Yinxiao through the ages". It's like a flat mirror removed from a vanity mirror...

"Hey, are you still a Taoist priest?" Lin Wan glanced at the flat mirror on the gossip plate, then scratched her hair in front of the mirror and asked:

"What's the origin of your couplet?"

The fat Taoist looked at the gossip plate, silently took out some yellow paper and pasted it on it.

"Hey, brother, don't be surprised. Isn't the bronze mirror weak in reflection? Look, I'm tossing a flat mirror. Once the monsters and ghosts come out, I'll take a picture of them. Isn't that more exciting than the copper one? As for this couplet, I really don't have any." There is a reason for saying it wrong. The one on the left is talking about this person. There will always be misfortunes and blessings. These things can only be predicted by gods and ghosts. Hey, the one on the right is talking about Daoist, I, Wu Yin, who knows 500 years later. For 500 years, people from the rivers and lakes have held the show and called me Brother Wu Yin."

After speaking, he seemed to look at Lin Wan with some complacency.

"Yo, Brother Wufly?? Master, I'm returning Chen Haonan!" Lin Wan sneered when she heard the fat Taoist's name, and turned to Huangmao, "Tell this fat god who owns this street?"

Huang Mao walked up to the fat Taoist priest and raised his head angrily to the fat Taoist priest, "Listen up, fat man, this street at the back door of No. [-] Middle School, from Mr. Wang Malatang on the street to the Yirong style barbershop at the end of the street, is all me. Big brother Lin Wan is wearing it! The well-known Lin Batian is my big brother Lin Wan's father!"

After speaking, he raised his nostrils, as if he was using his nostrils instead of eyes to look at the fat Taoist priest.

The fat Taoist was startled, and smiled flatteringly at Lin Wan, cupping his fists and clasping his hands, as if bowing.

"So little brother, you are Brother Lin Wan. Xiaodao, I really don't know Taishan. If we don't meet, it's fate. If Brother Lin Wan doesn't dislike it, Xiaodao will give you a glance. It's completely free. Give it to Lin Wan." Brother's meeting gift, hehe."

After speaking, he twitched the mustache at the corner of his mouth and tried his best to look like a master of Taoism.

"Tsk tsk, young master, I'm just bored today, let's see what tricks you, a charlatan, can make for young master."

After all, Lin Wan was a young man, idle around all day long, when he came across a rare item that didn't cost money, he moved it to a small chair and sat down carelessly.

"Tell me, what do you think? Do you look at the hands or the face or touch the bones?"

"Hey, brother Lin Wan knew that he was an expert when he said this. Although Xiaodao doesn't look good to me, his ancestor is a well-known Guiguzi sect. Brother Lin Wan, you can write your birth date on this yellow paper. Xiaodao can see something at a glance."

After finishing speaking, he opened the waist opening of the Taoist robe, took out a piece of crumpled yellow paper from the pocket of a pair of dirty suit trousers and unfolded it, and finally smoothed it with his hands, his face suddenly became solemn, if it wasn't for the Taoist robe The exposed 'Adadis' brand rubber shoes are somewhat decent.

"You don't need the yellow paper. It's my birthday today. I was born 17 years ago. I don't know what you mean by birthday horoscopes. You can see for yourself what my birthday horoscope is." Bar."

Lin Wan pushed the yellow paper on the table and said to the fat Taoist impatiently.

"Well, listen to Brother Lin Wan." The fat Taoist put the yellow paper into his trouser pocket, narrowed his eyes slightly and pinched his left hand, muttering something, and vaguely heard something from the Taishang Laojun, Guanyin. Lin Wan watched it with great interest, thinking that the Taoist priest was quite amusing, and wondered if he would be allowed to set up a stall on this land in the future, so that he could come to have fun when he has nothing to do.

"Hey!" The fat Taoist yelled suddenly, and Lin Wan was so frightened that he came back to his senses. Just as he was about to spit out the fragrance and spray the Taoist's face, the fat Taoist continued:

"Brother Lin Wan, you are lucky! The phoenix perched on the phoenix tree and a hundred birds came to court. This is the fate of the phoenix! In my 5000 years of China, there is only one person, Empress Wu Zetian, who was enthroned as emperor in the Tang Dynasty! Men and women can also go to court..."

"Fuck you... Who the hell are you talking about?!"

Lin Wan got up and kicked the fat Taoist's pushcart the more he heard it, and the table that he kicked rolled over and over again. He seemed to feel that it was not enough to relieve his anger, so he kicked the fat Taoist twice violently, and saw the fat Taoist hiding under the cart Then he continued to curse.

"Damn it, you fat bastard is full of nonsense, I've been with you for so long today, you can tell me how to settle the cost of mental damage and youth loss!"

The fat Taoist shivered and climbed out of the trolley, and said in a low voice, "Brother Lin Wan... Xiaodao is still a novice in my knowledge, and what I said is wrong, Brother Lin Wan, you have a lot of people, otherwise Xiaodao was handed down by my ancestors." He Shibi will be given to you as an apology, Xiaodao, why don’t you take care of me...don’t worry..."

Seeing Lin Wan's unhappy face, the fat Taoist groped for something resembling a green and transparent stone from one inner pocket of his Taoist robe, and held it in his hand with a sneer.

"Bah! Return Nima and Shibi, your head was kicked by a donkey, why don't you say that your family heirloom is the jade seal?"

Lin Wan glanced at it, and seemed to think that the green stone was a bit attractive to him, but when the fat Taoist said He's Bi, he was so angry, what the hell is He's Bi?Chuan Guo Yuxi!

Look at the lump in front of you again, except for the better color, it's just like a small piece of broken bricks on the side of the road.

Take people for fools, isn't it?
"Oh brother, this is really a genuine He's Bi. Isn't that the Chuanguo jade seal with a broken corner and inlaid with gold? The gold inlaid jade is the Chuanguo jade seal, but the broken He's Bi is the real one. The essence of Heshibi!" The fat Taoist said to Lin Wan solemnly.

"Hey, what's the matter? You fat man is good at history, why do you want to be kidnapped on the street?"

Lin Wan looked at the green stone in the fat man's hand again, feeling that this stone attracted his attention inexplicably, thinking that it was nothing serious, so she took the stone away and found that a black rope was specially worn on the stone Put it in a loop, just enough to hang it around your neck, and asked curiously while hanging it around your neck.

"Taoist priest, what's the point of wearing a black rope?"

"Hey..." The fat Taoist rubbed his hands together.

"The end of the rope was originally red, but after hanging on Xiaodao for a long time, it turned black..."

"Ugh... I hate your uncle's fat man!"

(End of this chapter)