Take a game to the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 271 Monkey King "Optimus Prime"

Penglai Xiandao, the proud ancient country, on Huaguo Mountain.

A group of weirdly dressed creatures are gathering in a quiet and dark cave. They seem to have been summoned here for some reason, and they all sit there with stern faces, their faces are deep, and when they see their faces from the front At the time, I can only think of one word. That is ridiculous!
Yes, nothing wrong, just ridiculous.

Because almost none of these weird creatures had a normal face. They all looked like a group of playful and innocent monkeys. With this kind of face paired with that weird outfit, the only thing that could describe them was ridiculous.

Groups of monkeys, one by one, imitated humans in a serious manner, sitting around a relatively clean stone table, and the atmosphere was solemn.

Suddenly, a candle flame flashed by, illuminating the very dark cave, bringing a piece of light to the cave, and after a while, the little candle flames gathered into a real flame, ignited The dry firewood prepared earlier illuminated every corner.

"Okay, I can see it now, are you satisfied?"

However, this is not the real beginning of the matter, because the real protagonist has only now begun to speak his first words. I saw that when the flames lit up every corner, the person sitting on the stone table The creature also showed its true face. It was a very shrewd monkey. It was said to be shrewd because it had a pair of very bright eyes, which seemed to be able to see through everything, bright and transparent, and very beautiful.

Sitting next to him are six relatively old monkeys. The hair on their bodies has begun to show traces of time (dry and dull), but when you see the expressions on their faces, you can be surprised. I found that their mental state was very good. Every monkey looked energetic and radiant, as if the years had not left any side effects on them at all, and all they could bring to them was their appearance. Just little changes.

"Optimus Prime, the old man told you, you don't have to be so hard on us, you must explain what happened today, otherwise you will understand!"

It seemed that the sudden appearance of light made the eyes of the first monkey on Optimus Prime's left hand uncomfortable. He couldn't help but raised his palm and rubbed his swollen eyes. Then he seemed to recall the topic he was obsessed with before. Opened the monkey's mouth and said.

"Yes, that's right, you must explain this matter clearly today, otherwise, we will not be polite to you!"

"That's right, that's right, don't think that you are the Monkey King and you can do whatever you want, let alone you, even if the Monkey King is here, he must respect us, just because you want us old guys to suffer? Tender!"

"Hmph! Tell me, how to solve today's matter?"

The leader monkey seemed to be quite prestigious among this group of monkeys, and it seemed that Optimus Prime's behavior really made these old people angry, so when they heard what the old monkey said, they immediately started to echo and attack This young and naive monkey king.

"Oh, you old fellows, aren't you just a big deal, so why not? The combined age of you guys is almost a thousand years old, and you are almost catching up with the bastard in the water. Aren't you a little too petty like this?"

Optimus Prime didn't take it seriously, and still put on a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, retorted, and at the same time picked up the old bastard at the bottom of his mountain and talked about the matter, and said contemptuously to the group of monkeys: "Everyone! Grandpa, ah, no, fellow ancestors, please stop arguing, okay? Everyone is a monkey with inside and outside, and it’s not good to hurt anyone’s peace, so can’t you have a good time playing?”

"Playing? Playing fart! Is the old man playing with you?"

"That's right, you fucking knew we had six monkeys, but you just gave us five flat peaches. Are you expecting us to fight?"

"Hmph, don't say anything, beat him, beat him!"

The old monkeys are basically not the masters who are used to children. I think that when they followed the Great Holy Lord to fight against the heavens, this little monkey didn't know which female monkey was drinking milk. Uh, no, where is his ancestor? The mother monkey is drinking milk in her bosom, but now it's good. After this little guy became the monkey king, he started killing monkeys (donkeys) and deliberately tripping them up. Naturally, they couldn't agree!
"Don't, don't, don't hit, don't hit, can't I be scared? I'm scared, I'm scared!"

When Optimus Prime saw that these old guys were really going to roll up their sleeves and fight him desperately, he couldn't stand it anymore, and begged for mercy repeatedly. Obviously, it wasn't that he couldn't beat these old monkeys, but that he really couldn't do it. These old monkeys are basically living fossils on Huaguo Mountain. They are the ones who resisted the Heavenly Court together with Monkey King Monkey King. Back then, Monkey King destroyed the Book of Life and Death and destroyed all the monkeys. Reincarnation basically gave all the monkeys immortality, but although this time can guarantee their lives at that time, once Monkey King disappeared, their names still appeared on the book of life and death in their original appearance, except for those former veterans Except for the top Huaguoshan monkeys, other monkeys can no longer enjoy this honor. Moreover, after years of refinement, most of the monkeys died on Huaguoshan due to some reason or disease, that is, It is said that these six old monkeys are the only epic-level living fossils that can survive now.

"Hehehe, I'm not joking with you guys. Look at how strong your bodies are. It's okay to eat a few less peaches. You said it's okay to keep those peaches and send them to you next time. Why are you so fussy? !"

Optimus Prime smiled, looked at the six angry monkeys who were blowing their noses and staring, and said comfortingly, then seemed to think of something, a hint of flattery appeared at the corner of his mouth, and looked at the old monkey in the lead, with a low eyebrow and a pleasing look He said calmly: "Elder, you are the most respected and respected monkey in our Huaguo Mountain. If you have anything to do, you have to give way to the young people, or you don't want the peaches this time, and give the other five to other monkeys." Elder, do you think so?"

"Fuck it, you don't have to pretend to be here with me. We old guys can't afford to lose any of our benefits. You can make up for your peaches if they need to be made up, and you can't miss a bite!"

The Great Elder was naturally unwilling, so he couldn't help snorting immediately, knocked Optimus Prime's head with his own crutches and said viciously, then glanced at the other old monkeys, and said to Optimus Prime: "Pillar, no Let me tell you, you have to be kind and honest to be a monkey. If you dare to do such a trick to a monkey, who will be able to convince you in the future? How will you lead the monkey clan to great glory in the future, and how will you find the missing monkey king?"

The Great Elder has a problem, that is chatter, as long as he talks, he basically can't finish talking for ten days and a half months, so when he started talking, Optimus Prime's face instantly changed Changed, as if he was enduring something that drove him crazy, he scratched his ears and cheeks, but soon, his expression calmed down again in an instant, and then there was a burst of puzzled solemnity, and finally an inexplicable angry.

Snapped!
I saw that Optimus Prime suddenly wanted to go crazy while listening to the elder's nagging, he stretched out his right palm fiercely, and slapped the stone table fiercely, and then stood up in front of everyone. Under the startled eyes of the monkey, he roared like crazy, and shouted sharply: "Who is it, who did it!"

(End of this chapter)