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Chapter 251 If You Get Lost, Lose Your Shoes!
Chapter 251 If You Get Lost, Lose Your Shoes!
Facts have proved that when two men with normal behaviors and normal orientations go deep into the wilderness, no strange sparks can be created, but it will make each other's atmosphere more awkward. So when Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming went through a simple After the agreement, they decided to go back to Zhang Tianzhen's residence first, and talk about the rest of the matter later.
Zhang Tianzhen is already vague about the way he came. After all, he has been in a state of drowsiness. If he really wants to find a creature who knows the way to lead Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming, , maybe there is only that stupid horse who is still there indifferent and still working hard.
"No way, brother, are you kidding me? You say you are a road idiot?"
Zhang Tianzhen is really convinced by Li Ming now. Anyway, in his life, he has never seen such a low-level boss. This thing is the wonder of the legendary villain type. As a well-prepared and somewhat... How come such a capable villain doesn't even have the basic ability to recognize directions? If this was really spread, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?
"Hehehe, this is a mistake, a mistake!"
Li Ming looked at Zhang Tianzhen's unhappy expression and smiled awkwardly. Obviously, he also found that the situation between the two of them was a bit confusing. After all, in the middle of the night, the two of them were in the depths of the jungle, in the wilderness, and there were all the birds and animals around them. Dispelled by Li Ming (he thinks this atmosphere is very cool!), the two of them can't tell the direction according to the routines of beasts and birds. If they want to go out, they can only choose to bump into each other, and they are the only ones there. With good luck and a strong character, you can get out of the dense forest before dawn. Otherwise, you will only become more confused and confused as you go.
"Mistake, what a mistake. You are the third generation zombie king. You don't even know the road. Are you a joke invited by the monkey?"
Zhang Tianzhen has been blown out of anger now, he feels that he has been tricked by someone inexplicably again, and he can't help but burst into a strong rant again in his heart. After all, this situation is really too tricky, and Li Ming is also a zombie anyway. A generation of elite figures in the race actually have the defect of not knowing the way. This incident simply made Zhang Tianzhen feel like crying without tears, and wanted to kick Liming to death.
"Then what should we do? We can't stay here all the time, can we? Who knows where you brought me, if we get stuck here and delay my big event, it will be too late to regret it!"
Zhang Tianzhen took a deep breath, tried his best to calm himself down, looked at Li Ming helplessly, and said in a deep voice, obviously, he has no other choice now, so he can only let Li Ming think about what they are going to do. Only in this way can we really leave here.
Of course, in fact, Zhang Tianzhen still has an effective and quick way to leave here, that is to summon Zhang Xiaomei, and use Zhang Xiaomei's system wayfinding ability to leave this strange deep forest.
But Zhang Tianzhen didn't intend to do this. He didn't want to expose his abilities too much, and he didn't really trust this "aristocratic" zombie of unknown origin, so he still maintained a "normal person" status and discussed with Li Ming. , how can the two of them get out of this dense forest and return to Zhang Tianzhen's residence in Suanzao City.
However, after intense and complicated discussions between the two, they still came to an unsolvable conclusion, and they still couldn't come up with a way to leave this jungle. The zombie's impulse was born.
Time passed slowly, and the night sky seemed to be suspended in the sky because of people's emotions. At this time, Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming were both exhausted and slumped on the ground, looking at each other with hatred in their eyes, as if they were going to eat them alive, like enemies of life and death!
"Zhang Tianzhen is really sorry, because my negligence has delayed your important event, I'm sorry!"
Li Ming looked at Zhang Tianzhen's angry expression, and sighed helplessly, as if he knew his mistake, smiled apologetically at Zhang Tianzhen, and said softly, and it seemed that he also felt that it would be useless for the two to continue fighting It didn't help, so he couldn't help but apologize to Zhang Tianzhen immediately, which eased the tense atmosphere between the two.
"Well, forget it, it doesn't look like you did it on purpose, I will forgive you this time!"
Zhang Tianzhen was stunned when he heard this. He didn't expect that Li Ming would take the initiative to apologize to him, so he couldn't help but snorted and said to him.Then he seemed to have figured it out, he frowned for a moment, and said to Li Ming earnestly: "Li Ming, I'm not talking about you, you need to correct your lack of knowing the way in the future, even though you are a high-level zombie , such small tasks as leading the way are usually left to low-level zombies, but you have to recognize your current situation, it is different from the past."
Zhang Tianzhen talked eloquently and gave a long speech to Li Ming. It felt like an elder was educating the younger generation. It looked extremely funny, but Zhang Tianzhen didn't take it seriously at all and continued to live this life. He was so addicted that he expressed his dissatisfaction to his heart's content and gave him language education. In just a moment, Li Ming became drowsy after listening to it, and he was about to fall asleep in a daze.
"but."
However, just as Li Ming was listening to Zhang Tianzhen expressing his inner dissatisfaction, Zhang Tianzhen suddenly changed the subject and his expression changed, which made Li Ming feel relieved in an instant, and listened carefully, because he always had He had a hunch that Zhang Tianzhen's next words would be extremely important, and might even change their situation and make them escape the embarrassing crisis of getting lost.
"If you don't argue with me, I almost don't remember the tried-and-true way of guiding the way in my hometown."
"Why, do you have a solution?"
Li Ming heard the words, a gleam of joy flashed across his face, and asked him.
"Of course, do you still need to ask?"
Zhang Tianzhen responded.
"any solution?"
Li Ming was still pleasantly surprised.
"Throw the shoes!"
"Throwing shoes? What throwing shoes?"
"Throwing shoes to show the way, this is a move in my hometown. According to legend, as long as someone gets lost in the jungle and can't find the way home, just take off your shoes and throw them in the sky, and God will give you directions." There is a clear way to get you out of the predicament and out of the dense forest. Moreover, this method has been tried and tested, and it is absolutely reliable!"
Zhang Tianzhen said seriously, and at the same time slowly walked up to Li Ming, stretched out his hands to him, with a natural expression: "Li Ming, although I forgave you, it was all because of you." We are trapped here because of the reason, so in order to atone for the crime, you must do something for us!"
(End of this chapter)
Facts have proved that when two men with normal behaviors and normal orientations go deep into the wilderness, no strange sparks can be created, but it will make each other's atmosphere more awkward. So when Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming went through a simple After the agreement, they decided to go back to Zhang Tianzhen's residence first, and talk about the rest of the matter later.
Zhang Tianzhen is already vague about the way he came. After all, he has been in a state of drowsiness. If he really wants to find a creature who knows the way to lead Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming, , maybe there is only that stupid horse who is still there indifferent and still working hard.
"No way, brother, are you kidding me? You say you are a road idiot?"
Zhang Tianzhen is really convinced by Li Ming now. Anyway, in his life, he has never seen such a low-level boss. This thing is the wonder of the legendary villain type. As a well-prepared and somewhat... How come such a capable villain doesn't even have the basic ability to recognize directions? If this was really spread, wouldn't it make people laugh out loud?
"Hehehe, this is a mistake, a mistake!"
Li Ming looked at Zhang Tianzhen's unhappy expression and smiled awkwardly. Obviously, he also found that the situation between the two of them was a bit confusing. After all, in the middle of the night, the two of them were in the depths of the jungle, in the wilderness, and there were all the birds and animals around them. Dispelled by Li Ming (he thinks this atmosphere is very cool!), the two of them can't tell the direction according to the routines of beasts and birds. If they want to go out, they can only choose to bump into each other, and they are the only ones there. With good luck and a strong character, you can get out of the dense forest before dawn. Otherwise, you will only become more confused and confused as you go.
"Mistake, what a mistake. You are the third generation zombie king. You don't even know the road. Are you a joke invited by the monkey?"
Zhang Tianzhen has been blown out of anger now, he feels that he has been tricked by someone inexplicably again, and he can't help but burst into a strong rant again in his heart. After all, this situation is really too tricky, and Li Ming is also a zombie anyway. A generation of elite figures in the race actually have the defect of not knowing the way. This incident simply made Zhang Tianzhen feel like crying without tears, and wanted to kick Liming to death.
"Then what should we do? We can't stay here all the time, can we? Who knows where you brought me, if we get stuck here and delay my big event, it will be too late to regret it!"
Zhang Tianzhen took a deep breath, tried his best to calm himself down, looked at Li Ming helplessly, and said in a deep voice, obviously, he has no other choice now, so he can only let Li Ming think about what they are going to do. Only in this way can we really leave here.
Of course, in fact, Zhang Tianzhen still has an effective and quick way to leave here, that is to summon Zhang Xiaomei, and use Zhang Xiaomei's system wayfinding ability to leave this strange deep forest.
But Zhang Tianzhen didn't intend to do this. He didn't want to expose his abilities too much, and he didn't really trust this "aristocratic" zombie of unknown origin, so he still maintained a "normal person" status and discussed with Li Ming. , how can the two of them get out of this dense forest and return to Zhang Tianzhen's residence in Suanzao City.
However, after intense and complicated discussions between the two, they still came to an unsolvable conclusion, and they still couldn't come up with a way to leave this jungle. The zombie's impulse was born.
Time passed slowly, and the night sky seemed to be suspended in the sky because of people's emotions. At this time, Zhang Tianzhen and Li Ming were both exhausted and slumped on the ground, looking at each other with hatred in their eyes, as if they were going to eat them alive, like enemies of life and death!
"Zhang Tianzhen is really sorry, because my negligence has delayed your important event, I'm sorry!"
Li Ming looked at Zhang Tianzhen's angry expression, and sighed helplessly, as if he knew his mistake, smiled apologetically at Zhang Tianzhen, and said softly, and it seemed that he also felt that it would be useless for the two to continue fighting It didn't help, so he couldn't help but apologize to Zhang Tianzhen immediately, which eased the tense atmosphere between the two.
"Well, forget it, it doesn't look like you did it on purpose, I will forgive you this time!"
Zhang Tianzhen was stunned when he heard this. He didn't expect that Li Ming would take the initiative to apologize to him, so he couldn't help but snorted and said to him.Then he seemed to have figured it out, he frowned for a moment, and said to Li Ming earnestly: "Li Ming, I'm not talking about you, you need to correct your lack of knowing the way in the future, even though you are a high-level zombie , such small tasks as leading the way are usually left to low-level zombies, but you have to recognize your current situation, it is different from the past."
Zhang Tianzhen talked eloquently and gave a long speech to Li Ming. It felt like an elder was educating the younger generation. It looked extremely funny, but Zhang Tianzhen didn't take it seriously at all and continued to live this life. He was so addicted that he expressed his dissatisfaction to his heart's content and gave him language education. In just a moment, Li Ming became drowsy after listening to it, and he was about to fall asleep in a daze.
"but."
However, just as Li Ming was listening to Zhang Tianzhen expressing his inner dissatisfaction, Zhang Tianzhen suddenly changed the subject and his expression changed, which made Li Ming feel relieved in an instant, and listened carefully, because he always had He had a hunch that Zhang Tianzhen's next words would be extremely important, and might even change their situation and make them escape the embarrassing crisis of getting lost.
"If you don't argue with me, I almost don't remember the tried-and-true way of guiding the way in my hometown."
"Why, do you have a solution?"
Li Ming heard the words, a gleam of joy flashed across his face, and asked him.
"Of course, do you still need to ask?"
Zhang Tianzhen responded.
"any solution?"
Li Ming was still pleasantly surprised.
"Throw the shoes!"
"Throwing shoes? What throwing shoes?"
"Throwing shoes to show the way, this is a move in my hometown. According to legend, as long as someone gets lost in the jungle and can't find the way home, just take off your shoes and throw them in the sky, and God will give you directions." There is a clear way to get you out of the predicament and out of the dense forest. Moreover, this method has been tried and tested, and it is absolutely reliable!"
Zhang Tianzhen said seriously, and at the same time slowly walked up to Li Ming, stretched out his hands to him, with a natural expression: "Li Ming, although I forgave you, it was all because of you." We are trapped here because of the reason, so in order to atone for the crime, you must do something for us!"
(End of this chapter)
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