Start as a human machine

Chapter 7 7 You are not human at all!

The ups and downs in life are so exciting that Chen Xingyun is completely confused.

Some people say: Life is like riding a roller coaster. If you don’t experience all kinds of thrilling stimuli, you won’t get off the ride.

Looking at his inexplicable eating chicken, Chen Xingyun just wanted to say: "These are some strange people, none of them played their cards according to common sense!"

At this moment, he just wants to find someone to share his joy with. At the most glorious time in his life, how can he do without someone to set off and brag about it!
'share!I want to share! '

He started looking for the sharing button on the phone interface. He remembered that this game had a sharing shortcut, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time!
'Isn't it possible?Didn’t I see that there is a button to share results in my colleague’s game? '

Looking at the game interface frozen at the final game screen, Chen Xingyun fell into deep thought.

'Is it stuck?What a broken phone!I want to return it! '

The screen didn't move for a long time, and there was no prompt, so he couldn't help it, so he suddenly had a plan: "I just use the original mobile phone to take screenshots!" '

"Haha! I'm such a genius!" He immediately picked up another phone, ready to take a screenshot.

It's just that bad things happen every year, especially this year!It turned out that the phone couldn't be turned on!

'what's the situation?Isn't there electricity before the game?It won't be scrapped for me in just such a short time! '

The reality is cruel, no matter how much he fiddles with the original mobile phone, he can’t turn it on, and the Tiger Shark mobile phone can’t even log out of the game interface, it’s just stuck there!

'O God, O Earth!How many things did I do to women from good families in my previous life, so I am so unlucky in this life! '

……

At the same time, two young guys with colorful clothes were putting down their mobile phones on a stone staircase on the street.

The youth who was obviously more colorful took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and took one out: "Come and follow Hua Zi?"

The other person seemed to be smiling unsatisfactorily, and stretched out his hand while saying: "I said, brother, you have to believe me, I am really Qiu Mingshan..."

It seemed that this sentence instantly ignited the explosive barrel of the young man at the beginning. As soon as he took back the cigarette, he slapped his companion on the head with his right hand, and roared, "Qiu Mingshan Rider! I'm going to Nima's Rider!"

"Ah! It was just an accident, what an accident!"

"God Nima's accident! You are so mentally retarded! You still want to smoke Huazi, and you want to smoke Nima's hammer!"

"Lao-management sees your baby as pitiful, and wants to take you to eat chicken, so why don't you show Lao-manager your nima's driving skills! Lao-manager won't kill you!"

"Ah! Don't hit, don't hit! It was just an accident, it was really an accident!"

Snapped--

"Play games and listen to songs!"

Snapped--

“We even sang it for labor and management!”

Snapped--

"Return oh le oh le oh le!"

This is because of a murder caused by a game, and the cause is embarrassing.

……

Chen Xingyun worked on it for a long time, until the excitement of eating chicken disappeared and he lost interest.

'The game is not that good, and my phone is infected with a virus. Are you trying to persuade me to quit?' '

The mobile phone seems to have heard his voice, and the mechanical AI voice came out: "[Man and machine also have dreams] Mission completion is 10%. According to the game data analysis, the overall score is B, and a random reward will be obtained!"

"What the hell?" Chen Xingyun was confused: "There are rewards?"Colleagues don't have any rewards when they play? '

Thinking of all the unfairness of the game, he didn't expect any rewards at all, the game couldn't be played normally, so what good rewards could there be!

"Give it whatever you want, it's best if you can throw it away, so that I won't be annoyed by it." Chen Xingyun said with his eyes closed, trying to keep out of sight and out of mind.

"The random reward draw is complete," the AI ​​voice said: "The reward is money, the amount is [-]!"

"Cut!" Chen Xingyun snorted disdainfully, and said to himself: "Sure enough, it's a garbage reward. You can get 1 game gold coins in two or three days, and it's useless!"

Now he can't even enter the game hall, and it's useless to give more gold coins, so he is very disdainful.

'Don't think that there is nothing I can do for this kind of thing that can't be thrown away, I just pretend not to see it! '

Ding--

Just when Chen Xingyun had a mentality of "I've seen through you are trash", the banana phone next to him that couldn't be turned on suddenly suddenly heard a text message alert!

scare!
Chen Xingyun was really startled by the sudden sound!

"What are you doing! Aren't you human!" He suddenly felt annoyed: "I should have realized that you are not human at all!" '

His body reacted naturally and rolled over under the table as fast as he could in his life, staring at the surroundings.

'It's daytime now. Logically speaking, unclean things won't come out, right?Has it kept pace with the times?There are too many night owls nowadays, so are you afraid of dirty things?After all, I heard that night cats are their nemesis! '

'But I have been guarding Yuanyang for nearly [-] years, and I have practiced boy kungfu to perfection, so it is impossible to become their choice, right? '

Chen Xingyun frightened under the table for a long time, but found that nothing came out, and the banana phone vibrated again to remind him.

'Everything around is normal, but those two mobile phones are seriously abnormal! '

After carefully observing everything in the small rental house, he came to the conclusion: "Everything is abnormal after buying the mobile phone, so the mobile phone must be weird!" '

Ten minutes passed, and he walked towards the banana phone with one step at a time and three turns.

The phone was on, but when it was switched on, an unread text message was displayed on it.

The courageous Chen Xingyun picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was a text message from the bank: Dear Mr. Chen, hello, your bank card ending number is 9527, at 9:41:35 on Tuesday, Yujing time, RMB 10000 was credited to the account.If you need financial management, you can call the customer service hotline 1008611.

After reading it, Chen Xingyun rubbed his eyes vigorously, and after confirming again, he laughed wildly: "Haha! It's really RMB, not MB! Get rich, get rich!"

"The person downstairs is sick! If you are sick, go see a doctor. Don't disturb people's dreams so early in the morning!"

The sound of the loudspeaker from upstairs woke up Chen Xingyun who was in a frenzy. It was rare that he didn't scold the woman living upstairs.

'Damn Baba, today I'm happy, so I won't care about it like a little girl. When I play two more games, I will become a millionaire and move out. I will definitely scold you enough! '

Chen Xingyun was smiling smugly in his heart at this time, and he didn't even hide it on his face.

Maybe 1 yuan is just a drizzle in the eyes of others, and it may not be worth the money for a dish and a bottle of wine for others, but it is already a lot for Chen Xingyun!
He came out of the society at the age of 15 and worked in various jobs, from the very beginning, 800 a month as a network administrator, 900 a month as a handyman, 1200 a month as a deliveryman, waiter, food delivery person, etc.

Now I can be regarded as a pastry chef at the level of a junior master, and the salary is only 2000 yuan, and only [-] yuan if I am busy!
It can be seen how rare this 1 yuan is for him. It is money that he can't save for a year, so he is so happy!

"Little people, poor and happy, little people, poor and happy!"

After that text message, Chen Xingyun no longer had any fear at this time. No monsters or beauties could resist the "becoming immortal" buff added by this text message!

After confirming countless times and calling the customer service of the bank to verify, he picked up the Tiger Shark mobile phone that he once disliked so much. At this moment, anyone who comes to grab him will do his best!
"Good phone, when will the next game start? I can't wait! The human-machine identity is pretty good, and the various restrictions are very reasonable. It seems that your top-level AI intelligence is really powerful, and I am lucky to have you , It is simply a blessing I have cultivated in several lifetimes!"

"Here I have to thank my beautiful mother, she gave me this 'lucky' name, I love your mother!"

AI intelligence: "..."

　Thank you for the referral ticket!sincere!
　　


(End of this chapter)