Start as a human machine

Chapter 34 34 Violent duo!
At this time, Chen Xingyun, completely unaware of the central figure of the hot-spot storm, was sitting at Fu Ji Restaurant eating fried rice...

After all, he is a person with a fortune of 60, but he still comes here to eat fried rice, and he doesn't even order the "princess set meal"!

It can be seen that he is a sincere person who does not forget his roots and is not confused by capital.

"The proprietress's craftsmanship is really good, praise!"

After Chen Xingyun finished eating, he didn't forget to praise him. He was not very lucky today. The boss was out on business, and the boss's wife cooked the fried rice herself.

After eating, it was still early, so he went to the electronics market outside the urban village, intending to buy another mobile phone. There was no other way, the Tiger Shark phone could only play games.

After choosing from many mobile phone stores, he finally bought a 20 Weihua mobile phone p[-]. Compared with other mobile phones, the performance of this mobile phone is really good, and it can completely catch up with the mainstream configuration.

Great value for money, and best of all, a discount!This is the main reason why Chen Xingyun bought it.

Excited to squeeze the bus back with his mobile phone, the crowded bus on a hot day made him complain for a while, thinking that he must buy a car when he has money in the future!

After returning to the village in the city, he had nothing to do, so he took a rare stroll in the snack street.

I bought a copy of Juewei chicken drumsticks, Juewei duck neck, skewers, spicy soup, tofu, rice cakes, old yogurt, street squid, etc. that I was reluctant to eat before!
It doesn't matter whether you can eat it or not, it's self-willed.

'Brother is also a rich man now, don't you just eat snacks, spicy and spicy? '

This feeling of looking and buying made him understand what it feels like to be rich, and it is also addictive.

He also went to a small store to buy a few sets of clothes, which cost less than 300 yuan in total, like a little dick who picked up 1000 yuan on the road, not even an upstart.

……

On the way back, the sky had gradually darkened. Under the dilapidated and old houses, the lights in many places flickered on and off, the kind that does not require special effects for ghost movies.

Seeing this scene, Chen Xingyun suddenly felt something: "On a dark and windy night, a sow climbed up a tree..."

"Ah~"

On the quiet path, there was a sudden cry. The voice was a young woman, and the voice seemed to have been practiced!
"What the hell, did the pig fall?" He looked towards the source of the sound in a natural reaction, and saw two figures stopping a woman under the dim light not far ahead.

'Robbery or robbery? '

Chen Xingyun shook his head. He didn't want to care about such things. Now is a society ruled by law, and even robbing fifty cents can be sentenced to three years. There is no need for a hero to save the beauty.

Therefore, he didn't even look at them, and planned to pass them by looking straight ahead, pretending not to see them.

When the two short-sleeved gangsters saw Chen Xingyun approaching, they showed off their arms flauntingly, and there was not much meat on them.

Chen Xingyun ignored them, and they became more arrogant, trying to grab the woman's bag.

It's just that when the woman saw Chen Xingyun passing by, pretending not to see, she suddenly exploded!

"Stinky dick, why don't you help my old lady?"

The harsh sound reached Chen Xingyun's ears. His eyelids twitched, and he suddenly felt that it sounded familiar, especially the phrase "stinky dick"!
'Damn it!How dare you call me a dick!No matter what I say now, he is also a handsome guy with a fortune of 60!This is simply unbearable! '

Chen Xingyun turned his head abruptly, saw the woman clearly, and asked in surprise, "Zhao Fen?"

'How could this woman encounter such a thing, doesn't she often walk at night?Could it be that he walked too much at night and bumped into a ghost? '

In an instant, countless questions popped up in his mind, but Zhao Fen didn't give him time, and continued to ask loudly: "Didn't you see someone snatching my old lady's wallet! You are blind!"

"What the hell!" Chen Xingyun was also angry, wouldn't she be justified if he didn't save her?Which rule says that one must act bravely?
The police uncle said that he would go to the imperial court when he encountered difficulties. Could it be that he is still the imperial court!
'I'm just a social screw! ' he roared inwardly.

The two gangsters saw the woman as if they knew the person in front of them, and they ignored them, how could this work!

"Hey, boy, you'd better not..."

"Go away!" Chen Xingyun put the snacks on the ground, and pushed the troublemaker to the ground with one hand, as simple as pushing a cardboard box, and ate a mouthful of garbage.

Chen Xingyun didn't even look at him, and yelled directly at Zhao Fen: "Damn motherfucker! Even if I'm not blind, I can't see you, because you look too much like a building, and you are still illegal!"

How could Zhao Fen be at a disadvantage? Seeing the little bastard who wanted to get in the way, she kicked him in the stomach. The [-]cm high heels made him burst into tears.

After the 'obstacle' fell, Zhao Fen stepped forward and sprayed saliva on Chen Xingyun's face: "I see that you are not only a stinky dick, you are blind, and you have brain problems! My old lady looks like a building! People chasing my old lady can line up a few streets!"

"Hehe!" Chen Xingyun sneered, took a step back silently, pointed at the wall next to him, ignored the two bastards and said, "Do you see which wall? The graffiti on it is just like your face! Not only is it full of potholes, but it's full of ghosts." Artistic sense!"

"Ah!" Zhao Fen took a step after her, stood on tiptoe and met Chen Xingyun within a centimeter of face to face, and continued to spit all over the place: "You stinky dick, have you ever seen a woman! My mother's skin is as smooth as snow!"

"This is the most popular smokey makeup, do you see it clearly! Are there any children's doodles that can compare?"

"Hehe, no eye makeup? You really don't even have eyes," Chen Xing turned his head around and wiped the spittle from his face: "The children draw innocence, but you draw innocence!"

The two quarreled more and more vigorously. The two gangsters next to each other looked at each other, and they both saw anger in their eyes. They were ignored as the principals!

Can this be tolerated?
Twisting their arms and shaking their necks, which they thought were handsome, the two rushed forward with flushed faces, and shouted: "You two are not finished yet, we are the ones robbing now!"

"go away!"

"go away!"

The two almost spoke in unison, Chen Xingyun stared at Zhao Fen, without looking to the side, raised his hand and punched the little bastard who was rushing towards him on the mouth.

"Ah!" "Ah!"

In an instant, the two gangsters fell to the ground miserably, collapsing upon contact.Zhao Fen was not gentle in her attack. She kicked someone underneath and broke the heel of her high-heeled shoes...

Chen Xingyun's eyelids twitched when he saw it, "This woman is too vicious, don't mess with her!" '

"I'm naive?" Zhao Fen didn't give Chen Xingyun a break, and continued to approach him and yelled, "So what if I'm naive, my makeup money is enough for your salary for several months, you stinky dick!"

"Wow! I'm telling you, you're the eighth mother-in-law!" Chen Xingyun was frightened for a second, and then he got bold again and shouted: "You can call me a loser, but don't call me a stinky loser!"

"Hehe," Zhao Fen smiled provocatively: "You still know that you are a dick, it's really rare, but I just want to call you a dick, what can you do to me!"

After she finished speaking, she straightened her chest, and proudly changed the 1 cm interval into -3 cm.

"What the hell!" Chen Xingyun swallowed his saliva, the feeling made his heart beat faster, but he still raised his neck and said, "Damn motherfucker, you are still unreasonable!"

Zhao Fen didn't know if it was because she was arguing too hard, her neck started to turn red, and her tone was a little hasty, but her mouth was not soft at all.

"Be reasonable! Hahaha! Are you reasoning with a woman? She's still a little woman, and she really is a stinky dick who has never seen a woman before!"

"Why haven't I seen a woman before! Aren't the women all over the street better than you?"

"What do those women care about you? Stinky dick!"

"What the hell did I say! Don't call me stinky, dick!"

"I'll just say, you rotten cock, rotten cock, rotten cock!"

"Dead motherfuckers, dead motherfuckers, dead motherfuckers!"

"Don't call me a badass!"

"I'm screaming! Dead eighth woman! Dead eighth woman!"

"..."

The more noisy the two adults became, the more childish they became, like two childish ghosts.

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