Start as a human machine
Chapter 26 26: Salted Fish Turning Over!
Chapter 26 26 Salted Fish Turning Over!
After eating, Chen Xingyun didn't continue to play games. He was actually quite tired after playing too many games, and his head still hurt.
'Although I'm not afraid of Immortal Star Diamond anymore, it's still good to watch more videos, and there's a great chance that I'll meet the Crown of Glory next. '
He took out his rotten mobile phone banana, found some live broadcast software, and planned to watch other people's live broadcasts.
In the past, he also liked watching live broadcasts. Of course, he always watched girls. As a big man, he never paid attention to them.
It's just that he was disappointed. The Banana phone is indeed a bad phone. It can be stuck for a long time after opening a live broadcast software, and it can't be refreshed after entering it!
'Damn, you really can't worship foreign countries, what kind of rotten mobile phone doesn't work at all, and you can check the time! '
He was very disappointed, and the idea of watching the live broadcast fell through.
In fact, it's not that the mobile phone is bad, but that his network is already stuck, and the unlimited data of the 19 yuan wallet has already exceeded the limit, and the speed limit is too high, otherwise he would not go to other people's downstairs to use WiFi.
In the end, he could only browse the short videos that came with the web page. Short videos of less than 1 minute could be uploaded.
……
Wei Weimei has already uploaded the video, so the name was chosen: the little yellow duck suffers, and the little yellow man appears on colorful auspicious clouds through time and space!
The content of the video was edited by her, starting from the roof of the training base, quickly jumping to the appearance of the M416 Invincible, to her escape, encountering the minions, and then riding the little sheep, killing Voldemort, and the final battle.
The place where she was beaten to death by the little yellow man was not edited. She stayed in the time when the little yellow man was contemplating.
Once the video was uploaded, under her more than 200 million fans, the number of viewers increased rapidly, and Xinxin also clicked tens of thousands.
At first they were all attracted by this warm story, but at the end they found many problems.
Fan Sanping: "This minion's marksmanship is so accurate? Three shots to the head, wouldn't it be a hang?"
Jiang Wan reaches for the stars for you: "Why does this minion's movements look so weird? Is this really what Weiwei said about being cautious? Isn't it just that the other person is playing the game in a corner and is too stuck?"
A4YM: "Cheating will lead to lag. This minion can't really be cheating! Look at the wave of fighting Voldemort. Before the shot was fired, which of you discovered Voldemort?"
Iced tea: "How can there be such a magical marksmanship, everyone only shoots three shots, it's just weird!"
Just get used to it: "But you won't just use three shots to open the hang, right? You see, he has to dodge if he can't kill him with three shots, and he seems to be scratching his feet when he runs."
Eyes full of Chinese: "Pick your feet, haha! Can you pick your feet with that skill?"
……
At this time, a different comment appeared below, and everyone immediately criticized it.
Young Master Hua Jianxiao: "Don't you think there's something wrong with this guy? Listen carefully to his gunfire, look at his movements, and the string of letters in his name. Don't you think he's a man-machine!"
Young Master Hua Jianxiao was the first person Chen Xingyun met who called Hua Jianxiao, thought Chen Xingyun was a human machine, but was shot to death by Chen Xingyun a few times, and angrily deleted the game.
Of course, he has downloaded it again now. The game is really good. He still wants to attack Weiwei and besiege her!
He was originally a fan of Weiweimei, and he saw the video as soon as it was uploaded, and found that the minions looked familiar!
After repeated confirmations, he was absolutely convinced that this was the human machine he had met, that evil human machine, the villain who made him fail in picking up girls!
He wished he could strangle the little yellow man in the video!
It's just that netizens obviously disagree with his words.
Kanoya: "@花见xiaodaishao, are you sure you are not blind? Could this person be a human-machine? How powerful is a human-machine?"
The network is not good: "@花见笑大ishao, is this kid playing games stupidly? Everything he sees is a human machine. Weiwei's account is all star diamonds. How can a human machine be so powerful? Then the player is still playing tricks. !”
Seeing these people's replies, Young Master Hua Jianxiao was very dissatisfied. The little yellow man was obviously the human machine that luckyly killed him yesterday, how could he be a master!
"Man and machine can be called masters, so what are you?"Are humans and machines inferior? '
He continued to comment angrily: "Look at his actions and equipment. This man killed so many people without armor. What does that mean? It means that he can't pick up these things. The man and machine are all self-contained!"
The sun, the moon and the stars: "What does that mean? The gods don't bother to wear armor, and besides, they have a third-level head."
Young Master Hua Jianxiao said: "There are also three-stage heads for humans and machines!"
It's a pity that no one pays attention to him anymore, saying that the little yellow man is a human machine?Who would believe it!Some people believe that the little yellow man is cheating, after all, his marksmanship is too accurate.
He finally came up with a piece of evidence: "If you search for this person in the game, you won't be able to find him at all!"
Indeed, this Weiwei girl has tried it, but no such person has been found.But the game has a blocking function, so just because you can't find it doesn't mean there is no such person.
Wei Weimei was also lying on the sofa reading the comments, thinking a little disappointed: "Why does this person block friends? How cold is this!"
She didn't give up just yet, and believed that she would be able to find this person in the end!
Although Weiweimei has a lot of fans, there are not many people in a video. From her live broadcast, it can be seen that the fan stickiness of the Kuaishou platform is very low. When the live broadcast has 200 million fans, only a few thousand people watch it!
Chen Xingyun's Minion was not remembered by many people and became a background.
……
Chen Xingyun unknowingly watched the short video for more than an hour, and it is now past three o'clock in the afternoon, close to four o'clock.
It was only then that he came to his senses, threw his phone away, and said speechlessly, "This short video is really poisonous, don't watch it too much, it's a time-stealing brat!"
"The vacation is coming to an end, and the task has not been completed, this is not acceptable!"
Thinking that every time he plays a game, he will be rewarded, so he decides to give up the bad idea of watching short videos in the future!
'Let's play my game!I'm not who I used to be!He is an invincible god of war with one enemy and one hundred! '
He was very proud in his heart, and after just two days of changes, he had already broken away from the salted fish he used to be, and completely turned over!
Turn over, it's still a salted fish...
Pick up the tiger shark and enter the game.
With the "Heart Dimension" skill, he has become extremely comfortable playing games. He knows all kinds of buildings well, and can use everything he has to launch the strongest attack.
He played two games in succession, and both the human and the machine had a dream mission completion rate of 90%. The game became more and more difficult. He felt that he had surpassed the Immortal Star Diamond several times, and maybe even surpassed the Crown of Glory!
Even using the "mental dimension" can sometimes be ineffective, because other players have teammates and often drive around together.
The most important thing is that those people started to like to play sniper, and the aim was very accurate, and he was hit by someone hundreds of meters away for no reason, and he couldn't fight back.
The restriction of man-machine identity is undoubtedly prominent!
He can eat chicken because he is careful at every step. He will never give a chance to players who are [-] meters away.
Two chickens gave him a skill and 50 money. When faced with money, he was no longer as excited as before, so he just smiled.
This little money is not enough for him to do anything, except to improve the food and change to a rental house, there is nothing left.
He hadn't thought about changing the rental house at all, and it was completely unnecessary.A rental house is always a rental house, no matter where he lives. He wants to save some money to buy a house that truly belongs to him.
The skill is [Data Translation Element], the same magical skill as "Heart Dimension", but it is only an A-level general skill.
The effect is to analyze all material capabilities in the game, such as attack strength, recovery strength, fire rate, and magazine clips, referred to as game data Belden.
With these two skills, he has the confidence to face the next round that is likely to be the invincible God of War!
Chen Xingyun is now more and more looking forward to what tasks the 'virus' will give him after completing the man-machine also has a dream mission. Will he be able to break away from the human-machine identity and become a free person by lifting all restrictions.
Although he likes man-machine skills, he also wants to lick bags and team up with girls!
Arrive on time, thank you for recommending tickets!bow!
(End of this chapter)
After eating, Chen Xingyun didn't continue to play games. He was actually quite tired after playing too many games, and his head still hurt.
'Although I'm not afraid of Immortal Star Diamond anymore, it's still good to watch more videos, and there's a great chance that I'll meet the Crown of Glory next. '
He took out his rotten mobile phone banana, found some live broadcast software, and planned to watch other people's live broadcasts.
In the past, he also liked watching live broadcasts. Of course, he always watched girls. As a big man, he never paid attention to them.
It's just that he was disappointed. The Banana phone is indeed a bad phone. It can be stuck for a long time after opening a live broadcast software, and it can't be refreshed after entering it!
'Damn, you really can't worship foreign countries, what kind of rotten mobile phone doesn't work at all, and you can check the time! '
He was very disappointed, and the idea of watching the live broadcast fell through.
In fact, it's not that the mobile phone is bad, but that his network is already stuck, and the unlimited data of the 19 yuan wallet has already exceeded the limit, and the speed limit is too high, otherwise he would not go to other people's downstairs to use WiFi.
In the end, he could only browse the short videos that came with the web page. Short videos of less than 1 minute could be uploaded.
……
Wei Weimei has already uploaded the video, so the name was chosen: the little yellow duck suffers, and the little yellow man appears on colorful auspicious clouds through time and space!
The content of the video was edited by her, starting from the roof of the training base, quickly jumping to the appearance of the M416 Invincible, to her escape, encountering the minions, and then riding the little sheep, killing Voldemort, and the final battle.
The place where she was beaten to death by the little yellow man was not edited. She stayed in the time when the little yellow man was contemplating.
Once the video was uploaded, under her more than 200 million fans, the number of viewers increased rapidly, and Xinxin also clicked tens of thousands.
At first they were all attracted by this warm story, but at the end they found many problems.
Fan Sanping: "This minion's marksmanship is so accurate? Three shots to the head, wouldn't it be a hang?"
Jiang Wan reaches for the stars for you: "Why does this minion's movements look so weird? Is this really what Weiwei said about being cautious? Isn't it just that the other person is playing the game in a corner and is too stuck?"
A4YM: "Cheating will lead to lag. This minion can't really be cheating! Look at the wave of fighting Voldemort. Before the shot was fired, which of you discovered Voldemort?"
Iced tea: "How can there be such a magical marksmanship, everyone only shoots three shots, it's just weird!"
Just get used to it: "But you won't just use three shots to open the hang, right? You see, he has to dodge if he can't kill him with three shots, and he seems to be scratching his feet when he runs."
Eyes full of Chinese: "Pick your feet, haha! Can you pick your feet with that skill?"
……
At this time, a different comment appeared below, and everyone immediately criticized it.
Young Master Hua Jianxiao: "Don't you think there's something wrong with this guy? Listen carefully to his gunfire, look at his movements, and the string of letters in his name. Don't you think he's a man-machine!"
Young Master Hua Jianxiao was the first person Chen Xingyun met who called Hua Jianxiao, thought Chen Xingyun was a human machine, but was shot to death by Chen Xingyun a few times, and angrily deleted the game.
Of course, he has downloaded it again now. The game is really good. He still wants to attack Weiwei and besiege her!
He was originally a fan of Weiweimei, and he saw the video as soon as it was uploaded, and found that the minions looked familiar!
After repeated confirmations, he was absolutely convinced that this was the human machine he had met, that evil human machine, the villain who made him fail in picking up girls!
He wished he could strangle the little yellow man in the video!
It's just that netizens obviously disagree with his words.
Kanoya: "@花见xiaodaishao, are you sure you are not blind? Could this person be a human-machine? How powerful is a human-machine?"
The network is not good: "@花见笑大ishao, is this kid playing games stupidly? Everything he sees is a human machine. Weiwei's account is all star diamonds. How can a human machine be so powerful? Then the player is still playing tricks. !”
Seeing these people's replies, Young Master Hua Jianxiao was very dissatisfied. The little yellow man was obviously the human machine that luckyly killed him yesterday, how could he be a master!
"Man and machine can be called masters, so what are you?"Are humans and machines inferior? '
He continued to comment angrily: "Look at his actions and equipment. This man killed so many people without armor. What does that mean? It means that he can't pick up these things. The man and machine are all self-contained!"
The sun, the moon and the stars: "What does that mean? The gods don't bother to wear armor, and besides, they have a third-level head."
Young Master Hua Jianxiao said: "There are also three-stage heads for humans and machines!"
It's a pity that no one pays attention to him anymore, saying that the little yellow man is a human machine?Who would believe it!Some people believe that the little yellow man is cheating, after all, his marksmanship is too accurate.
He finally came up with a piece of evidence: "If you search for this person in the game, you won't be able to find him at all!"
Indeed, this Weiwei girl has tried it, but no such person has been found.But the game has a blocking function, so just because you can't find it doesn't mean there is no such person.
Wei Weimei was also lying on the sofa reading the comments, thinking a little disappointed: "Why does this person block friends? How cold is this!"
She didn't give up just yet, and believed that she would be able to find this person in the end!
Although Weiweimei has a lot of fans, there are not many people in a video. From her live broadcast, it can be seen that the fan stickiness of the Kuaishou platform is very low. When the live broadcast has 200 million fans, only a few thousand people watch it!
Chen Xingyun's Minion was not remembered by many people and became a background.
……
Chen Xingyun unknowingly watched the short video for more than an hour, and it is now past three o'clock in the afternoon, close to four o'clock.
It was only then that he came to his senses, threw his phone away, and said speechlessly, "This short video is really poisonous, don't watch it too much, it's a time-stealing brat!"
"The vacation is coming to an end, and the task has not been completed, this is not acceptable!"
Thinking that every time he plays a game, he will be rewarded, so he decides to give up the bad idea of watching short videos in the future!
'Let's play my game!I'm not who I used to be!He is an invincible god of war with one enemy and one hundred! '
He was very proud in his heart, and after just two days of changes, he had already broken away from the salted fish he used to be, and completely turned over!
Turn over, it's still a salted fish...
Pick up the tiger shark and enter the game.
With the "Heart Dimension" skill, he has become extremely comfortable playing games. He knows all kinds of buildings well, and can use everything he has to launch the strongest attack.
He played two games in succession, and both the human and the machine had a dream mission completion rate of 90%. The game became more and more difficult. He felt that he had surpassed the Immortal Star Diamond several times, and maybe even surpassed the Crown of Glory!
Even using the "mental dimension" can sometimes be ineffective, because other players have teammates and often drive around together.
The most important thing is that those people started to like to play sniper, and the aim was very accurate, and he was hit by someone hundreds of meters away for no reason, and he couldn't fight back.
The restriction of man-machine identity is undoubtedly prominent!
He can eat chicken because he is careful at every step. He will never give a chance to players who are [-] meters away.
Two chickens gave him a skill and 50 money. When faced with money, he was no longer as excited as before, so he just smiled.
This little money is not enough for him to do anything, except to improve the food and change to a rental house, there is nothing left.
He hadn't thought about changing the rental house at all, and it was completely unnecessary.A rental house is always a rental house, no matter where he lives. He wants to save some money to buy a house that truly belongs to him.
The skill is [Data Translation Element], the same magical skill as "Heart Dimension", but it is only an A-level general skill.
The effect is to analyze all material capabilities in the game, such as attack strength, recovery strength, fire rate, and magazine clips, referred to as game data Belden.
With these two skills, he has the confidence to face the next round that is likely to be the invincible God of War!
Chen Xingyun is now more and more looking forward to what tasks the 'virus' will give him after completing the man-machine also has a dream mission. Will he be able to break away from the human-machine identity and become a free person by lifting all restrictions.
Although he likes man-machine skills, he also wants to lick bags and team up with girls!
Arrive on time, thank you for recommending tickets!bow!
(End of this chapter)
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