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Chapter 13 13 Princess Set Meal!
When Chen Xingyun woke up, it was dark.

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There was a sound of bones when he got up from the table, and his whole body was numb to death.

'This ghost virus is really powerful!It can also shock me with electric discharge! '

Looking at the black and shiny Tiger Shark phone on the table, he was frightened!If this 'virus' hadn't given him money, I wouldn't have smashed it!

'Isn't the mobile phone voltage 220 volts?How can it stun people?Be careful in the future, money is important, life is even more important! '

He didn't want to be like Uncle Zhao said: The worst thing in the world is that money is there, but people are gone!
Feeling dirty on his body and not in a good spirit, he turned and walked into the bathroom, intending to take a shower and go out to eat.I haven't eaten all day, and my stomach is already growling.

……

After taking a shower, Chen Xingyun was stunned in front of the mirror!
'this!Is this really me? '

I saw a 1.7-meter-[-]-meter young man with a handsome face, emerging edges and corners, and a bit of evil in his handsomeness.A well-proportioned body with little muscle outlines is exactly the most popular trend nowadays in dressing to look slimmer and taking off clothes to make you look fatter!
'When did I become so beautiful?Wasn't the stomach round like a pig bug before?Now it seems to have eight-pack abs! '

'Could it be because I've been too busy with work recently, so I practiced it unconsciously?But it's not right, yesterday's face was not so handsome, it looks much better than some fresh meat! '

Chen Xingyun was originally a very ordinary and thin young man. He might have looked a little handsome, but he was definitely not like he is now, full of masculinity!

"Could it be that!"

He remembered the voice that came from his cell phone before he fell into coma: "Is it because of those physical attribute points of Lao Shizi?"

'That's right!It must be because of that attribute point that it became like this!It's impossible for me to evolve into this in a few days, and I'm not a Pokémon!Ha ha!I found a treasure! '

After he figured it out, he immediately let go of all doubts, and didn't care about why the small mobile phone has such a lot of power, but admired his figure narcissistically, and he didn't let go of every place.

'Sure enough, he has become a man!hey-hey! '

He scored [-] points for his current self, showing his masculinity everywhere, and he is simply the figure of his dreams.

'If it adds a few more attribute points, it will be even more perfect, the muscles will become thicker, and the mermaid line will be more conspicuous, and many fans will definitely come to my door! '

After Zi Lian got dressed, Chen Xingyun picked up the Tiger Shark phone to see if there were any games for him to play, but the phone was turned off.

'Didn't you say that you can play games for seven days and seven nights without shutting down the phone? Why did it shut down so quickly?Forget it, first charge your battery and go out for dinner. '

Now he is tolerant of the Tiger Shark phone in every possible way. This small flaw is completely insignificant. It is directly understood as excessive force and needs to take a break.

After charging, Chen Xingyun picked up his other rotten mobile phone Banana and went out.

He lives in an urban village on the third ring road of Xingcheng. The things here are cheap, and he can only choose this kind of place to rent a house when he is working outside. Whoever said that the bakery does not include food and lodging.

It is very troublesome to get up early to squeeze the bus every day to go to work.

The village in the city is not big, and you can go out to the bustling commercial center after three bus stops. It is a street commonly known as paradise on earth, where you can find anything and services you want.

Although Chen Xingyun is now a million-dollar household, he has no idea of ​​going there. This amount of money is not enough to spend for one night, so he can only honestly find small restaurants around to eat.

Fu Ji Restaurant, an ordinary fly restaurant, is also a place where Chen Xingyun often comes.

When he walked in, he habitually looked at the fried rice menu, and the proprietress of the restaurant came out with a smile on her face and asked, "Xingyun, what would you like to eat today?"

"Let me see……"

"What else can we eat?" At this time, an ordinary-looking woman with heavy makeup and loose clothes interrupted: "Just give him a piece of egg fried rice. This is what a poor man can eat."

The proprietress smiled apologetically at Chen Xingyun, hoping that he would not mind, since they were all guests, she was very embarrassed.

Chen Xing turned his head around and saw the woman clearly at a glance. He knew this person, and she was the "eighth woman" Zhao Fen who lived upstairs.

"Hey, I thought who was farting, it turned out to be a mother-in-law! Why," Chen Xingyun glanced at him provocatively, "Our 'princess' is also eating in this small restaurant, will she not be with you? Appetite, lowered your grade?"

Zhao Fen got angry as soon as he slapped the table, and replied fiercely: "Who are you calling an eighth woman! You are the eighth woman, and the whole family is an eighth woman! I can eat wherever I like, you can control it! "

Seeing Chen Xingyun's evil look, her heart suddenly started pounding, and her confidence in speaking later dropped: 'When did this loser become a little handsome?Why haven't you noticed it before?It seems that the more I look at it, the better it looks, but I don’t know that he... ah!Don't let your imagination run wild! '

She works on Kowloon Street, a commercial center outside the village in the city. She is a "princess" in an entertainment venue. She has seen too many rich and handsome guys in gorgeous clothes, and suddenly found that Chen Xingyun is no worse than them.

'It's just that he is too poor, otherwise he would be a good man, but it's a pity that he has such a skin. '

Chen Xingyun didn't know Zhao Fen's inner voice, but his words were not weak: "The 'princess' of the dignified Golden Emperor Entertainment Club actually came here to eat, it really makes this place flourish, it's a great honor to see you, you are really a niche Sansheng is lucky."

"Cut, what a stinker, hurry up and eat your egg fried rice, it's cheap, and you can save some money to buy paper!" Zhao Fen didn't look up, pretending to eat elegantly, as if she didn't want to talk to Chen Xingyun anymore .

"Have you ever smelled me? Have you tasted it?" Chen Xingyun found a seat and sat down, glanced at Zhao Fen's table and said, "Miss Boss, serve me two 'Princess Set Meals'!"

"Princess set meal?" The proprietress looked confused.

Zhao Fen almost spit out, and wanted to laugh in his heart.

Chen Xingyun looked like a big horse with a golden knife, and said in a deep voice: "That's right, it's the food eaten by the 'princess' next to me. Give me twice as much!"

"Ah?" The proprietress was confused the whole time: "Have you finished eating?"

Zhao Fen's salary is high, but it is also extremely unstable. The money she makes per month is actually not much.Even so, she always orders a lot of food every time she eats. Even if she can't finish the food, she still has to fill the table to show that she is rich.

There are now six dishes and a soup on her table. If Chen Xingyun wants two of her portions, there will definitely be no space on the table.

The proprietress kindly reminded: "Xingyun, have you eaten so much by yourself? It's better to order a little less, and the table won't fit."

"It's okay," Chen Xingyun said calmly after glancing at Zhao Fen who cast contemptuous glances, "The boss's wife still has Ah Huang, give him a piece, anyway, I'm rich, but I'm self-willed."

"Ha! Haha!" Zhao Fen seemed to have heard the best joke in the world, her body trembled as she laughed, as if some powder had fallen off her face, but the night light was too dim to see clearly.

'A handyman in a shabby shop actually said rich and willful words, I really want to laugh at me to death! '

After finally suppressing her smile, she said contemptuously, "Your salary is less than [-] a month, right? I can earn your monthly salary every day, and you dare to say that you are rich and self-willed, because you want to laugh at my silica gel!" ?"

'Um, is this woman's salary really so high!I used to think that she was at most three hundred a day and six thousand a month, but now it seems that the gap is a bit big! '

But when he thought of his "virus" mobile phone, Chen Xingyun returned confidently, chuckled and shook his head and sighed: "Hey, some people only live on the surface forever, and don't understand the phrase 'experience life' at all, it's really sad , Alas, pitiful!"

"You!" Zhao Fen suddenly became angry, pointed at Chen Xingyun and shouted: "Who are you calling pity! Your whole family is pity! No one wants pity!"

After she finished speaking, she took out the mirror and carefully wiped the foundation on the corners of her eyes, which seemed to have dropped a lot just now.

'This sentence seems to be quite lethal, right?Haha, fight me! '

Seeing Zhao Fen touch up her makeup, Chen Xingyun continued to taunt: "Sure enough, it's really a powder, when I look in the mirror, my face is full of powder."

The strange thing is that Zhao Fen didn't respond to him this time, but quickly got up and left after finishing her makeup. The speed was very fast, like a gust of wind, leaving only a strong smell of toilet water.

'Victory!Tell you to yell at me if you have nothing to do today, you dead motherfucker! '

Chen Xingyun looked at Zhao Fen's back and smiled complacently, very cheap!

At this time, the landlady took out two plates of food and said with a smile: "Xingyun, you have to wait a little longer. There are a lot of dishes. Uncle Li is the only one cooking. My boy is going to find Ah Huang. He will be there soon." return."

I was planning to close the store, but now that these two "big customers" have come, the proprietress is already smiling.

"Do not bother!"

Boss lady: "???"

Chen Xingyun said earnestly and loudly: "That will trouble you too much, call that kid back, it's not safe to run out in the middle of the night."

Boss lady: "???"

Chen Xingyun continued to say grandly: "Let's save the remaining 'Princess Package' for tomorrow!"

Boss lady: "..."

For dogs?How can it be!It was the first time for him, Chen Xingyun, to be so rich, he was not willing to eat, how could he feed the dog!

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