The Heavens: Pea cannons were planted at the beginning
Chapter 137 No Pie in the Sky
Chapter 137 No Pie in the Sky
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hey hey hey hey!"
"Jie jie jie jie!"
The laughter of this group of guys became more and more presumptuous and grotesque.
Even Luo Xiu couldn't help frowning.
"What will happen?"
At the same time, the audience outside the dungeon was also very puzzled.
It's so intrusive, the eyeballs are almost protruding, as for it?
Or is there something wrong with these foods?
[Made!It's so weird!Don't eat it!Don't those cosplayers notice any abnormalities? ]
[You smile so ferociously, there must be something wrong! ]
[I think these guys are crazy. ]
……
"Eat! Eat!"
The weird butler looked at the white man appreciatively.
Such a good appetite seems to fit well with Abyss.
Compared to the white man, Luo Xiu and Meng Zikun were looked at by the weird butler with a kind of scrutiny.
Obviously, the weird butler has his eyes on them.
As for the remaining rookies, the weird housekeeper didn't care about them at all.
Just a group of low-level livestock.
"vomit!"
Suddenly, a rookie impersonator vomited for no apparent reason.
A foul-smelling liquid sprayed everywhere.
Some even got sprayed on other people.
But even so, it didn't affect the appetite of the remaining five people, they were still eating like crazy.
"Huh~"
"Brother Luo, they are all crazy, it must be that weird drugged."
Meng Zikun whispered in Luo Xiu's ear.
"Don't worry, it has nothing to do with us anyway."
"Understood, Brother Luo."
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
Soon, more and more people were vomiting.
Four, five, six, seven...
The scene seemed to have become unbearable.
"It's time, let's serve the dishes."
The weird butler suddenly clapped his hands at this moment.
Before Luo Xiu could figure out what was going on, the seven people on the table mutated one after another!
It is a variation in the true sense!
"Crack! Crack——"
"Crack! Creak—"
There was an eerie sound of bones rubbing against each other.
The bodies of those seven people twisted and folded in half at an angle that violated common sense.
In just a moment, the seven of them turned into deformed monsters in front of Luo Xiu and countless audiences!
And after turning into monsters, they did not give up eating.
Even if the wretched hands and feet became tentacles, they still continued to chew with their mouths open.
[(⊙o⊙) Wow!So scary!What's this? ]
[It’s so disgusting, has this become weird? ]
[I can't take it anymore, Ma De, don't watch it. ]
At this moment, Luo Xiumeng Zikun has long been far away from this place of right and wrong.
So did the white man.
I didn't expect it to turn out like this. Fortunately, he used the mysterious liquid.
At this time, one of the performers seemed to have regained a sliver of sanity that still belonged to a human being, and only black blood tears of regret flowed from the hollow eye sockets.
At this moment, no matter whether the language was understood or not, everyone seemed to hear a miserable cry for help.
"help me……"
But in the next second, this weird consciousness was completely wiped out.
"Eat...eat..."
……
Yanhuang Dongshan City Weird Investigation Bureau.
Lao Huang frowned slightly, and looked at the weird housekeeper carefully.
"It's a weird delicacy. After eating it, only animal desires remain. It's just as weird as it is. It's really a terrible end!"
While lamenting, Lao Huang also noticed some problems.
That is, the second level is not over yet!
The real danger lies in this weird delicacy.
"Puff! Puff puff..."
There were bursts of explosions, and the seven people completely ate themselves to death, and exploded into a puddle of mud.
But they didn't just die.
The cosplayers are dead, but the weird ones they turned into are still alive.
"Beast."
The weird butler glanced at the puddles of foul-smelling wet water on the ground.
In an instant, these puddles of mud squirmed like life, and then gradually gathered together.
"Roar!"
A bunch of indescribable weirdness appeared.
-
[Enemy Unit: Strange Scavenger/Low Level Strange]
[Introduction: Hot Chicken, no introduction necessary]
……
"Scavenger..."
Luo Xiu naturally understood the meaning of the system.
This can't help but make him a little unhappy.
Lost seven cosplayers but only replaced one low-level weirdo, even if they were killed, they would not gain experience.
It's a bit of a loss!
However, this also confirms an old saying in Yanhuang - "There will be no pie in the sky."
These few guys who indulge their appetite without thinking are simply living too comfortably.
Do you really think weirdness is a good thing?
Luo Xiu looked at the weird butler: "You tricked us here just to poison us, is that interesting?"
[Fuck!So domineering!He even directly provoked the weird housekeeper! ]
[Yes, this Yanhuang actor is so brave, and that weird butler is a guy who is not easy to mess with. ]
[This voice...is really that kid! ]
Lao Huang slapped the table.
All the investigators were stunned.
Oh no!
Huang Lao is angry, and it's because of the talented actor surnamed Luo, what should we do now?
"What are you looking at me for? I just patted my itchy hand."
What Lao Huang said made the corners of everyone's mouths twitch involuntarily.
Why are you patting the table when you have nothing to do?
Do you think that you are great because you are old, powerful, and have a profound background?
Well, it's really amazing.
There was a hint of helplessness hidden in Lao Huang's seemingly casual actions just now.
Before he could fully recover, he stupidly gave away the black card.
Now it is difficult for him to enter some weird dungeons with high risk factor but good income, which is really troublesome.
"Forget it, I'm old, and I should retire. Anyway, the young people nowadays are not bad, and I guess they will grow into independent existences soon."
……
Facing Luo Xiu's targeting, the weird housekeeper's expression was very calm: "I didn't do anything strange. It's up to you whether you eat or not, and I'm just a staff member who obeys orders."
"It's better to say than to sing, do you think I believe it or not?"
Luo Xiu sarcastically said.
If [-]% of what he said is true, that's pretty good.
"Since you are unwilling to accept this result, then I can say it differently."
The weird butler said with a gloomy face: "There is only one choice, and that is to eat! You ants have no choice at all!"
"Finished?"
Luo Xiu was not as scared as the weird butler thought, but stared at him very calmly.
"Aren't you afraid of dying?"
"I'm afraid, but you probably don't have the authority to deal with me, otherwise you wouldn't be able to do these tricks, am I right?"
"Very correct, but...it's a pity that you don't have any options anymore!"
The weird butler suddenly turned his head to look at the white man: "You have accumulated enough strength in your body, with the help of [Shenshui], you will be qualified to become one of us, a great immortal life form! Doug Iger! Would you...will you?"
The white Doug Iger was stunned for a while.
But then he fell to his knees and prostrated his loyalty.
"Great weird butler, I am willing!"
……
……
(End of this chapter)
"Hahahahaha!"
"Hey hey hey hey!"
"Jie jie jie jie!"
The laughter of this group of guys became more and more presumptuous and grotesque.
Even Luo Xiu couldn't help frowning.
"What will happen?"
At the same time, the audience outside the dungeon was also very puzzled.
It's so intrusive, the eyeballs are almost protruding, as for it?
Or is there something wrong with these foods?
[Made!It's so weird!Don't eat it!Don't those cosplayers notice any abnormalities? ]
[You smile so ferociously, there must be something wrong! ]
[I think these guys are crazy. ]
……
"Eat! Eat!"
The weird butler looked at the white man appreciatively.
Such a good appetite seems to fit well with Abyss.
Compared to the white man, Luo Xiu and Meng Zikun were looked at by the weird butler with a kind of scrutiny.
Obviously, the weird butler has his eyes on them.
As for the remaining rookies, the weird housekeeper didn't care about them at all.
Just a group of low-level livestock.
"vomit!"
Suddenly, a rookie impersonator vomited for no apparent reason.
A foul-smelling liquid sprayed everywhere.
Some even got sprayed on other people.
But even so, it didn't affect the appetite of the remaining five people, they were still eating like crazy.
"Huh~"
"Brother Luo, they are all crazy, it must be that weird drugged."
Meng Zikun whispered in Luo Xiu's ear.
"Don't worry, it has nothing to do with us anyway."
"Understood, Brother Luo."
"vomit!"
"vomit!"
Soon, more and more people were vomiting.
Four, five, six, seven...
The scene seemed to have become unbearable.
"It's time, let's serve the dishes."
The weird butler suddenly clapped his hands at this moment.
Before Luo Xiu could figure out what was going on, the seven people on the table mutated one after another!
It is a variation in the true sense!
"Crack! Crack——"
"Crack! Creak—"
There was an eerie sound of bones rubbing against each other.
The bodies of those seven people twisted and folded in half at an angle that violated common sense.
In just a moment, the seven of them turned into deformed monsters in front of Luo Xiu and countless audiences!
And after turning into monsters, they did not give up eating.
Even if the wretched hands and feet became tentacles, they still continued to chew with their mouths open.
[(⊙o⊙) Wow!So scary!What's this? ]
[It’s so disgusting, has this become weird? ]
[I can't take it anymore, Ma De, don't watch it. ]
At this moment, Luo Xiumeng Zikun has long been far away from this place of right and wrong.
So did the white man.
I didn't expect it to turn out like this. Fortunately, he used the mysterious liquid.
At this time, one of the performers seemed to have regained a sliver of sanity that still belonged to a human being, and only black blood tears of regret flowed from the hollow eye sockets.
At this moment, no matter whether the language was understood or not, everyone seemed to hear a miserable cry for help.
"help me……"
But in the next second, this weird consciousness was completely wiped out.
"Eat...eat..."
……
Yanhuang Dongshan City Weird Investigation Bureau.
Lao Huang frowned slightly, and looked at the weird housekeeper carefully.
"It's a weird delicacy. After eating it, only animal desires remain. It's just as weird as it is. It's really a terrible end!"
While lamenting, Lao Huang also noticed some problems.
That is, the second level is not over yet!
The real danger lies in this weird delicacy.
"Puff! Puff puff..."
There were bursts of explosions, and the seven people completely ate themselves to death, and exploded into a puddle of mud.
But they didn't just die.
The cosplayers are dead, but the weird ones they turned into are still alive.
"Beast."
The weird butler glanced at the puddles of foul-smelling wet water on the ground.
In an instant, these puddles of mud squirmed like life, and then gradually gathered together.
"Roar!"
A bunch of indescribable weirdness appeared.
-
[Enemy Unit: Strange Scavenger/Low Level Strange]
[Introduction: Hot Chicken, no introduction necessary]
……
"Scavenger..."
Luo Xiu naturally understood the meaning of the system.
This can't help but make him a little unhappy.
Lost seven cosplayers but only replaced one low-level weirdo, even if they were killed, they would not gain experience.
It's a bit of a loss!
However, this also confirms an old saying in Yanhuang - "There will be no pie in the sky."
These few guys who indulge their appetite without thinking are simply living too comfortably.
Do you really think weirdness is a good thing?
Luo Xiu looked at the weird butler: "You tricked us here just to poison us, is that interesting?"
[Fuck!So domineering!He even directly provoked the weird housekeeper! ]
[Yes, this Yanhuang actor is so brave, and that weird butler is a guy who is not easy to mess with. ]
[This voice...is really that kid! ]
Lao Huang slapped the table.
All the investigators were stunned.
Oh no!
Huang Lao is angry, and it's because of the talented actor surnamed Luo, what should we do now?
"What are you looking at me for? I just patted my itchy hand."
What Lao Huang said made the corners of everyone's mouths twitch involuntarily.
Why are you patting the table when you have nothing to do?
Do you think that you are great because you are old, powerful, and have a profound background?
Well, it's really amazing.
There was a hint of helplessness hidden in Lao Huang's seemingly casual actions just now.
Before he could fully recover, he stupidly gave away the black card.
Now it is difficult for him to enter some weird dungeons with high risk factor but good income, which is really troublesome.
"Forget it, I'm old, and I should retire. Anyway, the young people nowadays are not bad, and I guess they will grow into independent existences soon."
……
Facing Luo Xiu's targeting, the weird housekeeper's expression was very calm: "I didn't do anything strange. It's up to you whether you eat or not, and I'm just a staff member who obeys orders."
"It's better to say than to sing, do you think I believe it or not?"
Luo Xiu sarcastically said.
If [-]% of what he said is true, that's pretty good.
"Since you are unwilling to accept this result, then I can say it differently."
The weird butler said with a gloomy face: "There is only one choice, and that is to eat! You ants have no choice at all!"
"Finished?"
Luo Xiu was not as scared as the weird butler thought, but stared at him very calmly.
"Aren't you afraid of dying?"
"I'm afraid, but you probably don't have the authority to deal with me, otherwise you wouldn't be able to do these tricks, am I right?"
"Very correct, but...it's a pity that you don't have any options anymore!"
The weird butler suddenly turned his head to look at the white man: "You have accumulated enough strength in your body, with the help of [Shenshui], you will be qualified to become one of us, a great immortal life form! Doug Iger! Would you...will you?"
The white Doug Iger was stunned for a while.
But then he fell to his knees and prostrated his loyalty.
"Great weird butler, I am willing!"
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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