Ultimate Immortal Killing System

Chapter 90 Playing Dead and Pretending to Be Poisoned

"Brother Jiang, are you awake?" Hearing the fat man cough, the woman stopped filling his mouth with the pill, but asked softly.

The fat man faltered, his unspeakable tenderness made him unable to extricate himself.

"Brother Jiang? What's the matter with you? Are you poisoned? I heard that there is a kind of poison, the symptoms are the same as the brother now, shortness of breath, dry mouth, claws scratching the heart, boiling all over..."

The woman with the breasts stopped talking while she was talking, her bright eyes looked at the fat man like autumn water, her delicate face turned red with a swipe, and she dared not look directly at the fat man.

She suspected that the fat man had been poisoned by a kind of "Wanqingchun". The poisoned person had to find a woman in a short time to have intercourse to detoxify.

Through the investigation of the Immortal Killing System, Bu Pingfan can directly inspect everything within a five-kilometer radius, and he can clearly hear what the woman with the breasts is saying, until he keeps silent. Now that he completely admires Fatty, he still has such a hand?
"Damn! Fatty thief, he actually ate that kind of poison by himself to win this woman's rescue? High! It's really high!"

Bu Pingfan praised Fatty secretly, he couldn't catch up with Fatty's cunning even if he flattered a horse.

In fact, Bu Pingfan misunderstood the fat man, and his blushing was entirely due to the physiological reaction of a normal man lying on the breasted woman.

The fat man heard that the woman didn't speak, and began to open his eyes gradually, and suddenly saw the woman's cheeks flushed, like a shy rose, a shy flower with a closed moon.

"Are you? Why am I here? My body is so hot, what's wrong with me?" The fat man succeeded in "playing dead", and now he is going to cheat until the end.

Fatty is not stupid either. When he was pretending to be dead, he heard the woman's account and had a new understanding of the poison, so he pretended to be poisoned, and he was still pretending to be confused.

The crisp-chested woman was startled, she was blushing, shy, and didn't know how to answer the fat man, and finally the woman suddenly said:

"Senior Brother Jiang! You, you seem to be poisoned. This is the practice exchange peak..."

The fat man kept pretending to be weak, and was still showing some signs of poisoning. He swallowed dryly, his hands were shaking, and he was about to tear his clothes.

"No, junior sister, go away quickly, senior brother may be too poisoned to extricate himself, leave quickly..."

The fat man broke free from the embrace of the crisp-chested woman, rolled to the ground, and said to the crisp-breasted woman solemnly.

"Senior Brother Jiang! You... Senior Brother, I..." The woman with the crisp breasts didn't know what to say, no matter how thick-skinned she was in the face of this kind of thing, she would never make a move to help the fat man detoxify.

When she saw the fat man rolling to the ground, she couldn't bear it. Then she took a step forward and helped the fat man up again.

The fat man had already put on a show to the end, so he was helped up by the woman with breasts, and then he broke free and fell to the ground.

"Junior Sister! Go away! Leave me alone, you, which elder's disciple are you? After you go back, call Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan to come and help me collect the body! Senior Brother probably won't survive, please Junior Sister. Uh!" Fatty It kept rolling on the ground, and began to tear off the clothes on its body with its hands, as if it would die at any moment.

He is as thick-skinned as Bu Pingfan, and he really can't stand it anymore. If he has a thick skin, Bu Pingfan will take second place, and no one will dare to take the first place.

Now, he completely admired one person. Seeing the fat man keep rolling on the ground, making him look like a pitiful bear, Bu Pingfan worshiped him, and he was so impressed.

The woman with the breasts groaned slightly when she heard the fat man asking about the elders of Shimen, but when she heard about Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan, her pupils constricted and her whole body trembled.

She knows best about Fatty's current status, he is definitely the shining pearl of the entire Wuxuanmen, and he is also the seedling of immortal cultivation that the major forces in Wuchang Kingdom are vying for.

Seeing the fat man rolling around in rags, and hearing the prestige of Elder Liu and Elder Shangguan, the woman gritted her silver teeth, as if she had made some kind of decision.

"Senior brother Jiang! My name is Mu Wan'er, and my master is Ye Baili." After the woman named Mu Wan'er made a decision, her face became even more blush, as if she was ready to bleed at any time.

Mu Wan'er quickly picked up Fatty like a shooting star, and flew to a place in the east with Shenhong. She had already decided to help Fatty detoxify, and quickly returned to the cave she opened.

"If you become the most dazzling pearl in the future, I, Mu Wan'er, will only be a glimmer of light behind your brilliance."

Mu Wan'er meditated in his heart, the autumn water flowing in his beautiful eyes, he increased his speed and galloped to the east.

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Bu Pingfan was stunned. When he saw the fat man being dragged up, he gave him a victory sign, which made Bu Pingfan grit his teeth in anger.

"Fatty thief! Unexpected nonsense, adding "pretending to be dead" and "pretending to be poisoned" tricked a woman into his hands!"

When the fat man was dragged away by the breasted woman, Bu Pingfan fell limp and limp on the ground, picked a grass root and put it in his mouth.

He was thinking, calming down and recollecting all kinds of things. He called out the system of killing immortals and found some [-] books of "secrets for flirting with girls", all of which were "how to pick up girls for rich and handsome", "how to flirt with girls for presidents", " High-ranking officials' art of imperial concubine", "..."

He read it again and threw all the secret books on the ground: "Damn! What are these?"

He casually took out his musket from the system treasure bag, and fired directly at the pile of "waste paper" secret books. A tongue of flame rushed out of the muzzle and landed on the secret books, making a "squeak" sound of fire.

Bu Pingfan lay on the ground, closed his eyes and rested his mind, constantly planning in his mind how to "pick up girls"?How to impress a girl?He didn't know how long it took before he gradually opened his eyes and found that the sun was shining brightly, shining brightly on Bu Pingfan's body through the dense leaves.

"Damn the system! How can I tell me to flirt with girls?" Bu Fanfan suddenly got up from the ground, his mind was tense, he was full of tasks, and he couldn't rest!

The Immortal Killing System was silent, and gave Bu Pingfan a reminder: "The miniature camera of the Gale Ant, and a large number of drones, cars, battery cars..."

Bu Pingfan was shocked when he heard this. He never thought that those secrets could be used in the world of cultivation?When he heard the Immortal Killing System talking about those post-civilization era things in his mind, he thought of the few cars and the battery car that were brought with him when the hurricane blew him to this continent...

"Okay! Damn, let me use drones to pick up girls here! There are top luxury cars, I don't believe that Master Bu can't pick up girls in this place?"

Bu Pingfan was full of confidence, and he immediately rejuvenated and did what he said. Now he is the only one left, and it is easy to walk, and he soon came to the place where No.3 woman stayed.

He came to a secluded and elegant place, where there were no big trees intertwined with roots, and no huge rocks pressed against it. It was just a flower valley full of various mountain flowers. The place was not big, a small remote flower valley about ten meters away. , if you don't look for it, it's hard to find this place.

Bu Pingfan looked around and found that there were no monks nearby. He reconfirmed the target and found that it was still a charming tube top woman. He chuckled and whispered:
"The eldest son of the Yun family? And the second son? Why did your friend come here alone?"

Bu Pingfan was curious, but he was even more eager to act. He called out a Galewind Ant in twos and twos. Using it, and calling it out now, is undoubtedly the best choice.

Galewind Ant has a miniature camera on its body. Compared with the clumsy drone, Bu Pingfan chose Galewind Ant.

He first gave an order to the Gale Wind Ant: "The mother Gale Wind Ant obeys the order and delivers this bundle of roses to the woman in front."

(End of this chapter)