Villain's Alchemy Book

Chapter 98 Las Vegas

This dream is very unfriendly. It is the same as the dream on the mountain the day before yesterday. It has no logic at all.

If Longcaotian's face hadn't appeared at the end, maybe Yuntian would never remember that he had a dream.

Having a nightmare, Yun Tian couldn't fall asleep anymore, so he just lay on the bed with his eyes wide open, and didn't fall asleep again until dawn.

Yuntian hadn't had enough sleep yet, someone knocked on the door of the room, Yuntian opened the door, only to find that it was Zunhuang's team of lawyers, the three lawyers were very cold, and directly threw him a contract for him to sign.

Yun Tian took a look, and found that Zun Huang decided to sign a three-year mid-term contract with him, and there were many traps in it, but he signed his name silently.

He knew that he really didn't have the qualifications to negotiate conditions with others.

After signing the contract, the lawyers left in unison. Yun Tian lay on the bed for about 10 minutes, when the door was knocked again, and six or seven beauties stood outside the door.

Zhang Jiji was submerged among these beauties, and Yun Tian suddenly realized that this guy was a bit short.

"Zhang Jiji, what are you doing?"

"Our emperor's entertainers have always been the best in the industry, but you are not, so I want to transform you into the best!"

Yun Tian said with some embarrassment: "You bothered."

"It didn't take much effort, it was all your money, and I found the best coach in the industry."

"I have no money."

"I know, so the firm put it on for you, just remember it in the future."

"how many?"

"Don't pay attention to these small things. What you have to do now is to go all out to win the role in Director Chen's hand. Although screenwriter Liu also said that he will try his best to change the play according to your characteristics, this is a period of the Republic of China after all. There is still a difference between your character and our generation, and these teachers are here to help you reshape your temperament."

There were six coaches on site. According to Zhang Jingji's introduction, he knew that these women were good at dancing, painting, singing, yoga, flower arrangement, literature appreciation and so on.

All the teachers, pretending to touch the bottom of Yuntian, all said that you are too poor at this, you need to be tutored.

No, it's your integrity that needs to be tutored!
Good guy, I'm poor in all six subjects, so I don't even have a chance for a partial subject, right?

The dance teacher came forward and said, "Come on, split your fork, put your toes on... Each movement lasts for half an hour!"

"Coach, I haven't eaten yet."

"It's okay, you can eat while you cook, mine is very fast, it will be over in an hour."

Yun Tian practiced the Sunflower Collection, the splits and the like were just child's play, but it seemed boring after doing it for a long time.

An hour later, the dance teacher left, and the painting teacher came up and gave him a paintbrush.

"Teacher, where are the paints?"

"What kind of paint, do you still want to be Van Gogh in this little time?"

"Then what am I practicing here?"

"Paint beautifully! Come on, follow me..."

Seeing the teacher painting in the void with a paintbrush without paint, Yun Tian felt a mess in the wind.

"Your posture is wrong, it's too stiff, it doesn't show the feeling of a swinger during the Republic of China, yes, and your lips, don't look like this, it's too thick, it doesn't have the characteristics of a son-in-law, show your teeth , Oh, very good, you have to move, come and relax..."

After another hour, Yun Tian felt tired and exhausted, the key was not physical strength, but mental fatigue.

What the hell is this.

The singing coach came over, Yuntian had no hope, but this coach seemed to have real skills, he opened his mouth and gave Yuntian two paragraphs.

They are Xiaofan and Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, respectively. Xiaofan is a famous song in Peking Opera, and Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is a famous pop song. The reason why they are famous is that there are so many people who can sing the high-pitched part.

The teacher sang up at once.

"Come on, now let's practice the two high notes..."

"Teacher, is it really okay to only have these two paragraphs?"

"Why can't it be called Xiao Fan is Beijing opera and traditional culture, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is pop songs and the pace of the times, as long as you know these two sentences, the world is so big, who would dare to sing high notes with you?"

"Then what if you meet a master."

"Master is full and wants to trouble you?"

"You're making a lot of sense..."

After practicing until my voice started to smoke, the singing coach left.

The yoga instructor taught him to stand on one leg for an hour, the flower arrangement instructor taught him to stand with a flower arrangement for an hour, and the literature appreciation instructor taught him to sit with a thread-bound book for an hour.

Six hours passed, and Yuntian felt that life was unrequited.

He called Zhang Jiji: "Uncle Zhang, how much did you spend for these coaches?"

"What? Feel like you've lost money?"

"No, the point is that they didn't teach anything."

"You are wrong. They are the top coaches in this field. Don't ask about the price. Anyway, if you practice hard, you will know how good they are in the future."

Unable to convince Chen Jingji, Yuntian had no choice but to practice with the beauties every day according to his request.

There was basically no response from Director Chen, but when Yuntian surfed the Internet, he found that the two books had suddenly become popular.

A copy of "Diary of a Madman" and a copy of "Kong Yiji", the allusions of the cannibal society and the steamed buns with human blood triggered by them have been constantly discussed. No one mentioned Jun Haitang among them, but Yuntian felt that This is very similar to Director Chen's handwriting.

About a week or so later, he received a call from Director Chen: "Xiao Tian, ​​please come here, I'll take a photo..."

Yun Tian rushed to the agreed place, only to find that it was not as simple as taking a photo, the scene looked grand.

"Director Chen, what are you doing?"

"Take a makeup photo so that I can use it to defraud investors."

"You are too honest."

"You're getting more and more charming..."

I'll go to your uncle.

Director Chen's assistant Liao Bo led Yuntian into the dressing room, and then a group of people dressed like goblins pressed Yuntian on the stool and took turns messing with Yuntian's face, hair, and even hands and feet.

In less than 10 minutes, Yun Tian turned into a swinger and was pushed out of the dressing room.

Then he was brought in front of Lan Bu, and a bewitching photographer stared at him with a camera: "Oh... handsome boy, put on a pose that you think is the most handsome, yes, that's right, come on, come on!" , with your back to me, your little ass is raised high, no, it’s too high, your movements are too stiff... ouch... your understanding is good, come on, spread your legs a little bit, yes, don’t be so reserved... ..."

This is definitely a gay photographer.

After changing about [-] sets and taking hundreds of photos, Yuntian collapsed.

Photographer or something, it's horrible!

Yun Tian was walking out with his stumped body, when Director Chen suddenly ran over: "Well, yes, you are the fastest I have ever seen in taking makeup photos."

"It's so fast, I'm going to die."

"Nonsense, I paid a lot of money to invite this person... I have something to tell you..."

"Director, please tell me."

"We're going to Las Vegas for an exterior shoot in two days. You probably don't have a passport."

"Las Vegas!!!" Because he was too surprised, Yuntian's voice sounded like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

(End of this chapter)