Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 99
On the snowfield, the demand for food is far more than the previous demand, because they need a lot of heat to resist the cold.Ran Qiqi brought a variety of food, such as instant braised pork rice bowl, Dongpo pork rice bowl, etc., and even brought a kettle for boiling water in order to drink tea.After setting up the tent, Zheng Zhi ate three servings of instant rice symbolically, and even Ran Qiqi ate a whole set meal because of the cold weather, which was almost double the original amount. It seemed that everything was moving towards Good direction is going.

The two of them played the monopoly chess game brought by Ran Qiqi for a while, and spent the first night like this. Ran Qiqi originally wanted to have a long talk with Zheng Zhi all night, but then he thought about it in at least a month. , the two of them will be together, and there is no hurry, and what happened to her today has already made her very tired, so she didn't bother, and went to bed early.

The sun was slowly shining on the snow, Zheng Zhi woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning, but it was too dark outside and waited until now for the late light.Zheng Zhi could already hear the sound of Ran Qiqi cooking food outside, and wanted to let Ran Qiqi try each step in each time period.Zheng Zhi didn't go out to help her, but sat in the tent and observed the system's equipment, enjoying his eyesight.

"Ah, the air here is so fresh." A loud shout came from the tent suddenly.

"Not good." Upon hearing this shout, Zheng Zhi's heart skipped a beat and he rushed out of the tent. He quickly covered Ran Qiqi's mouth with his hand and said to her, "You must not shout in the snowy field, otherwise"

"Otherwise what will happen?" Ran Qiqi asked, taking off Zheng Zhi's hand.

"Otherwise it will cause an avalanche..." Zheng Zhi couldn't help uttering a dirty word, the snow on the top of the mountain hadn't formed an avalanche yet, but he had already felt the vibration of the ground.Sound does not travel as fast as light. After reaching the top of the mountain, there is a back-and-forth interlacing between the mountains and the echoes. A certain amount of kinetic energy is accumulated, and the snow layer gradually shatters, eventually triggering an avalanche.

The sky in the distance seems to be covered with a gray mist, which seems to be slowly gathering into a giant in response to the call, and the drone flies out of the tent to watch the formation of this giant.

The moment Zheng Zhi felt the vibration from the top of the mountain, he realized that the snow layer might have broken.Because Ran Qiqi, who got up early, was cooking breakfast and morning tea, she prepared the two pots and put them aside.When Zheng Zhi saw the pots, he took out his whirling dagger, picked up the lids of the two pots, "swiped" them twice, and cut off the handles on the lids of the two pots.Then he stepped on the pot, put his shoelace through the hole in the center of the pot lid, and tied the shoe and shoelace together.

Ran Qiqi was still wondering as he stood aside, he didn't understand why Zheng Zhi suddenly wanted to peel off the lid of her pot. By the time Zheng Zhi finished doing this, the snow on the top of the mountain had already formed an avalanche and rushed down the mountain .

"Zheng Zhi, what should we do? The avalanche is coming." Ran Qiqi panickedly pointed at the terrifying scene on the mountain, a shadow shrouded their heads.

"Run, the anchor, he's dying."

"When I wake up in the morning, I see a big scene at close range."

"Although the anchor is strong, what he is facing now is nature. It's over, it's dangerous."

"Ran Qiqi come up, Erdu come here quickly." Zheng Zhi knelt down and motioned Ran Qiqi to get on his back.The second idiot, who is extremely sensitive to danger, was already frightened by the inevitable danger and peed on the spot. Hearing Zheng Zhi's words, he felt that he stopped his urine and slipped into Zheng Zhi's arms.

"The master is frightening Er Zhu to death, take Er Zhu and run away quickly."

Zheng Zhi pressed Erduan's dog's head into his arms, put Ran Qiqi on his back, and jumped down from the side slope with two small pot lids on his feet.

"Ahhh..." Ran Qiqi screamed at a speed comparable to jumping off a cliff, but she remembered the avalanche caused by her screaming behind her, and realized that she could not do such a stupid thing again, so she closed her eyes in fright, and her arms tightened. He hugged Zheng Zhi's neck tightly.

Zheng Zhi put his right foot in front and his left foot in the back. His two feet were like stepping on a skateboard, but they were different from skateboards.The left soles of his two feet pressed down hard, and the right soles were slightly raised, so that the pot lid formed a 90-degree angle with the snow slope.

Ran Qiqi, who was carried on Zheng Zhi's back, waited for a long time. She didn't even wait to imagine the pain of her fall. She could only open her eyes slightly. She saw everything around her passing by quickly, and the howling wind. It looked like she was tearing the mask apart.

"Be careful, the tree crown, the stone on the right, the cedar tree on the left." Ran Qiqi saw one obstacle after another slipping past her with a slight margin, almost colliding and causing death.Under such a high-pressure situation, her heart started beating violently, half of it was stimulation, and half was the pressure on the heart caused by high-speed weightlessness.

"The wind is very noisy today." Zheng Zhi felt the nervousness of the woman behind him and pretended to be humorous in an attempt to lighten the atmosphere.

"Ah? What? You said facing the gust of wind? It doesn't matter, as long as I'm with you, I'm not afraid of facing the gust of wind." But the wind was so strong that Ran Qiqi heard these words.

...I didn't say that.

After crossing a cliff, they came to the steepest part of the mountain, which is almost at an 80-degree angle, and the falling snow in this place almost moves in the way of falling, so Zheng Zhi said If one group wants to run over the snow behind them, they need to speed up here.

"Speed ​​up." Zheng Zhi reminded.

"Speed ​​up, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Before finishing speaking, Zheng Zhi seemed to be jumping off a cliff. The peak speed of downhill skiing reached 230km/h, which is terrifying.

"Why is the anchor getting farther and farther away, but he zoomed in on the camera."

"Airplane, you catch up with him. Didn't you see that he was lagging behind?"

"Don't talk about drones like that, I don't want to lose face with drones?"

"The anchor is too fucking fast."

The snow behind him was getting slower and slower, and could no longer keep up with their speed. However, the pot lid under Zheng Zhi’s feet seemed to be unable to hold up. After flying over a snowy slope, Zheng Zhi came to a 720-degree 3 Rotating in a circle, the pot lid on his left foot disintegrated directly in the air. After falling, Zheng Zhi put all his strength on his right foot. He squatted on the pot lid, and his left foot stretched straight in front, which acted as a remote control. Zheng Zhi put all his strength on his right foot. Straight up this weird shape.

"Damn it, Ip Man is shitting with his feet sprained."

"Why does Ye Wen have to step on Captain America's shield under his feet when he is shitting?"

(End of this chapter)