Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 69 Mechanical Keyboard Cowhide
Just as he was talking, a strange voice suddenly came over. The voice seemed to be there, but his brain felt a little piercing, but his ears couldn't catch any sound.

"Ah!" Song Yi and Tong Kexin obviously also heard this voice, but like Zheng Zhi, they only felt a slight discomfort, only feeling a splitting headache, which made them cover their ears involuntarily.

"All squat down", Zheng Zhi saw a fiery red figure streaking across the air towards the two of them through the light of the cave roof.Although it was fast, Zheng Zhi's reaction was not slow. He clenched his right fist and punched the red figure. This punch was like an antelope's horns. It was unbelievable.However, the attack of the antelope hanging horns was actually dodged...

Just when Zheng Zhi's heavy punch was about to hit it, the red figure turned into a fighter jet in the sky and made a 360-degree rotation to avoid the attack, and continued to rush towards the crouching two without slowing down. , but Zheng Zhi has encountered quite a few fights. Seeing it dodge his punch, he immediately turned his fist into a claw, and continued to chase after the red figure, as if he felt that there was still a chase behind him. If he continued to attack the two people who were squatting, he would probably be caught by the people behind it. The red figure had no choice but to give up this attack and spiral up into the sky.

The scene entered into a short period of calm. With the temporary confrontation, Zheng Zhi also saw that the nearly 2-meter-high thing turned out to be a huge bat. Originally, the cave bat should be black, but the giant bat in front of him is red. , the two long fangs can't even fit in the mouth, it doesn't feel like a cave bat that eats insects for a living, but the long fangs are like the legendary vampire bat.

[Bats are positioned by ultrasonic waves, and they can avoid obstacles in time when they encounter obstacles, so they can dodge the punch I just had with the antelope's horns so quickly.] Zheng Zhi stared at the creature in front of him and thought about how to deal with it. The red bat didn't give him time to think, and attacked him again. Of course, Zheng Zhi was not a vegetarian. He displayed incredible power in his hands, even so, he couldn't touch the red bat at all, whenever his fist was about to hit, the red bat could always dodge it narrowly.Of course, it can't pose a threat to Zheng Zhi. In the attack just now, Zheng Zhi's drill fist just brushed his back, and as a result, a big hole was opened, making the red bat extra cautious, not daring to rampage at will. .

【what do I do? 】Such a quick reaction made Zheng Zhi feel a headache. He glanced around to see if there were any tools available, but there was nothing around. As soon as he calculated in his mind, he had a countermeasure.

"Horse pole, go." Zheng Zhi formed the tree vine into a loose loop and threw it towards the bat in the air. Since it is a huge circle, the red bat thinks that as long as it is Flying in the air, he just passed through the middle of the hoop, so he didn't dodge, but just passed straight through the middle of the hoop.This kind of thinking is exactly in line with Zheng Zhi's intentions. When the collar made of tree vines passed through the red bat's head and reached its neck, Zheng Zhi, who was holding the tree vine, pulled it violently, and the collar in the air shrank instantly. tied tightly around its neck.

(╯▔皮▔)╯The vampire bat was at a loss for a while, then flew wildly in the air and even spun around, but unfortunately his neck was tightly bound by the tree vine, and the other end of the tree vine was firmly grasped by Zheng Zhi In the hands, its strength is like a naughty boy compared with Zheng Zhi's, and the whole body is like a kite tossing at will but it can't fly out of Zheng Zhi's palm.

"The set is really accurate. If the anchor was born in the grassland, he must be a horse king."

"What is the king of horse trapping? If it is placed in the Maqi Continent, it will be a strong horse fighter, and the horse trapping skills are so terrifying."

"Hey, I'm a street stall trapper. Seeing the anchor's trapping skills, I was so scared that I quickly closed the stall."

[This creature is too terrifying, I want to run away, run away! 】The red bat has only one thought now, it keeps flapping its wings toward the hole at the top, and wants to leave Zheng Zhi, and seeing his effort, Zheng Zhi has a bold idea in his heart.

Zheng Zhi threw out the tree vine again, and tied up Song Yi and Tong Kexin who were very close together again, "Let's go." He shouted loudly, and then he pulled the tree vine and jumped up, He grabbed the vampire bat struggling in the air, turned over and sat on him.

Zheng Zhi raised his qi to control his center of gravity and weight to prevent the vampire bat from being crushed by the weight of three people. He then lifted the tree vine upwards to control the red bat and slowly lifted it into the air.

Zheng Zhi held the bat's neck in one hand, and with the other hand he dragged the two people who were tied together by the tree vines. The red bat carried Zheng Zhi on his back. The three of them slowly lifted into the air with a bat, and finally flew out of this troubled place. A few minutes into the cave.

"This time, the anchor seems to have really flown out."

"Uh uh uh, this bat, could it be the wings summoned by that keyboard man?"

"It's actually like this. Keyboard Man Cowhide! Keyboard Man Cowhide! Keyboard Man Cowhide!"

"Originally, I was crazy about the keyboard man, but you are the first keyboard man I admire. The mechanical keyboard man is a cow, and the saying that you put on your wings and fly out has come true."

"It's hard to fly with wings. It's hard to fly with wings. Now that the anchor is flying, I can't use this idiom casually in the future, or I will be slapped in the face by the anchor's wings."

Uh, water friend [my B button has been pressed] is dumbfounded, I’m just a keyboard man, I just jokingly suggested that the anchor put on wings and fly out, why am I so stupid, why can I still hit other people’s faces, shouldn’t I be Are you spraying, who am I, where am I, am I not actually a keyboard warrior, but a prophet?

It slowly flew out of the cave, but the red bat under its butt couldn't hold on any longer and swayed slightly. After all, it was not a special mount. I lifted the red bat's neck and forcibly drove it out of the cave, lacking oxygen. And the high-intensity exercise made its body unable to withstand the pressure. It shook more and more until it fell from the sky. Then with a "pop" the red bat plunged its head into the soil like a green onion upside down. Then his whole body twitched a few times, thinking that he might not survive.

Zheng Zhi jumped off the "private plane", stroked his head handsomely and said: "When you fly in the future, please remember not to use this dangerous way of landing. Generally speaking, the plane should be stopped first. Then come down from above instead of jumping like I did."

"2333"

"I'm convinced, if the plane at the airport dares to land with its head on the ground like this, it will be dismantled the next day."

(End of this chapter)