Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 59 Devil Frog

Zheng Zhi has long discovered that Erduan is a lazy bastard. As a descendant of the snow wolf god dog, it should have existed with the power to crack the ground, but it sleeps except for eating, and works all day without any effort. It is better now , making it unwilling to move its nose, so only fists can make it obedient.

Followed by the two fools, Zheng Zhi also felt that the moisture in the air became thicker.

"Wow, master, the water source is here." Er Zhu smiled flatteringly, raised his front paws like a human hand, and asked Zheng Zhi for credit.

"Yeah" Zheng Zhi patted its dog's head and continued to walk a few steps forward. What he saw was a spacious lake. Standing on the lake and looking out, the midday sun shone on the lake, and groups of animals around Around drinking water and resting here, it looks harmonious, that is, that is...

"Anchor, zoom out the camera a little bit, this buffalo is stuck on half of the screen, making it hard for me to see my surroundings."

"Yeah, there are also these zebras, what do you mean, lying on the ground and pretending to be a zebra crossing?"

The two people who followed Zheng Zhi opened their mouths in astonishment when they saw this scene, but Song Yi, who was still in shock, suddenly felt the pain in his arm and couldn't help but exclaim.

"Ah! Why are you pinching me?" Song Yi turned her head and looked fiercely at Zheng Zhi beside her.

"I'm going to see if it's hallucinations, so I pinch you, and now I find it's not hallucinations." Zheng Zhi said seriously.

After hearing his words, Song Yi became even more angry, "Then why don't you pinch yourself!"

"Um, I know I'm not hallucinating, but I'm afraid you may be hallucinating."

How angry, actually, Song Yi immediately realized that she wanted to do the same thing. Having suffered so much at the hands of Zheng Zhi, she was always thinking of revenge, but today she was a step too late, and she gave Zheng Zhi a vicious kick. , Xiu leg kicked Zheng Zhi's leg as if kicking on an iron pillar, and he squatted down and rubbed his calf in pain.

"!?"

"This scene seems familiar."

"Hey, me too, I just don't know where I saw it."

"I've seen it on TV. Isn't that the same plot on TV?"

"Have you noticed that carnivores and herbivores coexist peacefully here?" Suddenly, a water friend raised this question, and Zheng Zhi also noticed this question. Indeed, how can hunters and prey coexist peacefully, but even in nature, There are rules that belong to it.

"Just now a water friend asked why the carnivores and herbivores here can coexist peacefully. I guess it's either a matter of time, such as no hunting in the afternoon and noon, but it can be done in the morning or evening, or there is a gap between them. Lakes hands-on regulations."

"And this kind of regulation? Who made it? Lion or jungle elephant?"

Zheng Zhi took a deep breath, "It should be a creature like that buffalo stuck half of the screen that made the rules."

"Buffalo? Make the rules, anchor, you made me laugh."

"Then I will also make a rule for the anchor on the good day, not to pick up girls."

"I don't believe it." Zheng Zhi raised his eyebrows, "Then I'll show you." After saying that, Zheng Zhi was about to walk towards the buffalo.

"What are you doing, are you dying?" Tong Kexin saw Zheng Zhi trying to walk towards the buffalo and wanted to hold him back. The water friend in the live broadcast room couldn't see the creature in front of her clearly because of the camera, but she could clearly see what the buffalo had. How huge.

Song Yi, who was at the side, saw her actions but stopped her, "It's okay." Although she also felt that the buffalo was terrifying, her past life on an isolated island filled her with trust in Zheng Zhi.

"I, we, won't you run away?" Her nervous mouth was a little dry, and she didn't know what to do.

Zheng Zhi finally stood beside the buffalo, and the camera of the drone also zoomed out, putting them one person and one cow on the same screen.

Suiyou's expression also changed as follows→? ? ? (°ο°)(╯▔dish▔)╯

"This is? Ants and elephants?"

"Ants and elephants are an exaggeration. A 3-year-old child and a 30-year-old man. This analogy should be correct, right?"

"Extremely extreme. Let me measure it with a ruler. Based on the anchor's height of 1 meters, he is 8 centimeters from the screen and the buffalo is 6 centimeters. Then the real height of this cow is 14 meters 4."

"4 meters 2, my god, scared pee."

"66666, the keyboard man suddenly turned into a calculation expert."

When the buffalo saw Zheng Zhi standing beside him, he didn't care. He just glanced at him lazily and lay down in the mud again.

"I have a question. Doesn't it feel scary for the anchor to walk next to this cow? I'm almost scared to pee."

Zheng Zhi: "Ah, it's okay, although this cow looks quite big, but if it dares to attack me, I will beat it."

"Is it so real to beat it?"

"Yesterday, I saw that Teddy said so many times, but now I am getting a rabies vaccine in the hospital."

"233333, bro, can Teddy beat him?"

"I gave it 55, I was vaccinating, and it was undergoing fifth limb surgery."

"Continued surgery on the fifth limb, 233333... What mistake did it make, you have to treat it like this."

"When it saw my precious daughter Corgi, it came up and masturbated. I never gave it a hard time."

"6666, get over it."

"..."

Zheng Zhizheng was comparing the size of the buffalo with his water friends, when suddenly a huge monster rose from the edge of the lake beside him, and then a rope flashed in front of his eyes like lightning, and a goat who was drinking water by the lake disappeared with a whoosh. In view.

"Fuck, what is this?"

"I'm confused????"

A huge frog appeared in front of everyone. The frog's eyes were as big as lanterns, and its forehead protruded like two horns.It stuffs the whole goat into its mouth, and because the food is bigger, it exposes 2 fangs and keeps pulling the food into its mouth.He just floated on the surface of the water, savoring his own battle power, completely ignoring the creatures around him, even Zheng Zhi deeply felt its provocative meaning.

"It seems to be a huge mouth of the abyss. Lu ah Lu descended into the world? I'm going to hurry to find my Ahri."

"My worldview was turned upside down."

"Oh bud, so my world is so dangerous."

Zheng Zhi: "This seems to be a devil frog?"

"Anchor, what is a devil frog?"

"The devil frog lived in the late Cretaceous period about 7000 million years ago. The frog has teeth, and the undulations on its bones indicate that it may have some kind of bony "armor."Legend has it that the devil frog feeds on small dinosaurs. As for why the one in front of me grows so big, I really don't know, and the devil frog is not extinct. "

(End of this chapter)