Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 17
Uh-huh, friends, this is actually the administrator's translation for the orangutan.

"The administrator is really a god."

"Master, this is a master."

"Not only can I understand orangutan, but I can also translate it in the form of RAP. I am willing to bow down."

"Watching the anchor and the orangutan fighting, I seemed to see them about to dance."

"2333, reminds me of a Taiwanese drama called Top of the Forbidden City. Two people are dancing together, and a person next to them rushes in and shouts, stop fighting."

"I've seen it on the top of the Forbidden City, the thief shows off, laughing like a pig."

But the next plot did not dance like the water friends thought.

After using body language to taunt, the chimpanzee stood up straight, about 1 to 5 meters tall, but with a hulking back and waist, it looked obviously much stronger than Zheng Zhi. , especially a pair of long hands, both hands are 2.4 meters flat.

The chimpanzee stood up straight, beat his chest with both hands, and roared loudly, showing off his strength to Zheng Zhi.The monkeys behind it saw the chimpanzee's majestic appearance, and they all danced and cheered for it. They hammered their chests with their fists and made a muffled sound of "bump", which looked full of momentum.

"Dogs that can bite don't bark, and orangutans that can beat people don't bark. This orangutan looks very imposing, but to me it's clearly an expression of lack of confidence. To put it bluntly, it just wants to scare people." Zheng Zhi looked indifferent. Pointing to the imposing chimpanzee and explaining to the water friends in the live broadcast room, there is no trace of tension.

"The anchor must be strong."

"I was already scared to death by the sound of chest hammering, so the anchor told me to fuck in the opposite wall."

"I'm afraid the anchor will be hammered to death."

"Today, I will let all the water friends see how powerful Gu Wu is." Zheng Zhi clenched his fists with both hands, his legs slightly bent, and stepped forward quickly.

Cannon punch.Zheng Zhi retracted his right hand, and then shot out like a cannonball. The layered sense of mountains and mountains emanated from this punch, as if breaking through multiple layers of obstacles.

Xingyi Five Elements Boxing (Master Level) comes with a bonus of Inner Strength (Small): 10 points.The high-end boxing techniques in the world of ancient martial arts are Pi Fist (gold), Drill Fist (water), Beng Fist (wood), Pao Fist (fire) and Heng Fist (earth). After learning, it will be easier to bring out the inner strength of the body. strength.

Inner Strength (Small): After use, it can improve physical fitness or increase attack.

This is the boxing technique he just redeemed. Since he killed the crocodile in the morning, Baoya TV has continuously promoted it, and now it is noon, no longer the time when he just woke up in the morning. The popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded 40. Zheng Zhi still has 15 popularity after exchanging bits and pieces of popularity.

After he exchanged this boxing technique, there was a warm current flowing in his body, but it was very small. Based on Zheng Zhi's current consumption, he could only hit 5 or 6 punches at most, and his inner energy would be squandered.

"Does anyone think this punch looks so slow?"

"Idiot, look at the lower right corner of the screen. It's 0.2x. Slowing it down to 5x is of course slower."

"Why do I feel like there are layers of waves."

"Do you think so? I feel so too."

In order for the water friends to see clearly, the drone turned on the speed of 0.2 times, making the punch look slow, but in fact it was as fast as a gust of wind. The chimpanzee could only instinctively raise his hands to cover his forehead, and hit the orangutan with his fist. On the palm, the powerful force pushed its palm to hit its own forehead, "touching" the chimpanzee flipped 480 degrees like a top, flew upside down 2 or 3 meters away and fell to the ground.Zheng Zhi succeeded in one blow, and hurriedly pursued, hitting the chimpanzee on the ground continuously.But he didn't want to swing his fist in front of it, so the chimpanzee held his head with both hands, and his head was smashed down like garlic. The black eyes were full of innocent tears, crying like a 180 kg child.

"Wow, this thing has become a spirit, anticlimactic. When the chimpanzee came, I looked like I was strong and invincible, and I was immediately stunned with one punch."

"This performance is the legendary ghost face?"

"Shocking, why does a 180-kilogram orangutan shed tears, and why does a 140-pound anchor look like a cowhide all day long. Welcome to join me in my crazy pretense comparison on a desert island (▼へ▼メ)."

"Actually, this chimpanzee can still fight me. Judging from the collision just now, he is not inferior to me in terms of strength, and even beats me by a little. His reaction ability is also very good." Zheng Zhi looked at the ground and kowtowed. The chimpanzees are too lazy to continue chasing.

"Really, the anchor, don't fool me. The anchor punched the chimpanzee backflip."

"It's quite powerful. If I hit me and the monkey doll, it would flip several times with one punch."

"Anchor Superman, 30 please pass on the exercises to me."

"I used the power-strength technique of Paoquan for this punch. It seems very ordinary, but in fact, I used all the strength of my whole body to hit him on the head first, and the orangutan was able to react and defend, and fell to the ground with a 480-degree somersault. It seems that there is no injury, which means that the fight and reaction are good, but it is a little timid. I suspect that this chimpanzee is only 2 or 3 years old, and it is not yet an adult."

"It's only 2 or 3 years old. I would believe it if I said 20 years old."

"Underage child weighing 180 kg"

"Bear boy, beating up is over."

Zheng Zhi took the gourd that the chimpanzee was wearing around his waist, uncorked the bottle, sniffed it, and showed a bright smile. "Dear water friends, I have finally collected all the ingredients for these 7 dishes." Holding the gourd high, the sun shone on him, coupled with the chimpanzee who bowed his head begging for mercy, it was dazzling for a moment.

"Tip and reward."

“[Monkey You Are Too Beautiful] rewarded 999 blood bottles”

"Strong and invincible, so here comes the question, is this a live broadcast of Desert Island Survival? A gourmet show."

……

"Go away, I've got all the wine, why are you still here?" Zheng Zhi kicked the chimpanzee lying on the ground, and when he knocked it down, the monkeys following him had already scattered and fled. It was left alone.

chimpanzee"?"

Water friend "?"

Zheng Zhi "?"

"Anchor, can chimpanzees understand what you say?"

"Aren't you going to get out of here?"

"Am I the only one who thinks this big black guy is pitiful? The anchor is really a devil."

"This orangutan will definitely not understand, but I have fists. As the water friend said, if you don't understand, just beat him."

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After a beating and body language explanation, the chimpanzee finally ran away.

"Hey, in fact, I didn't have to waste time beating him at all. I was going to leave, but this is not the gesture of a winner. If I want to leave, I will leave handsomely. I have to wrong him."

"My heart is still dark with the anchor."

(End of this chapter)