Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 159
The snowball was pushed faster and faster, and every time it was pushed, there was a "squeak" sound.Only a strong man like Camel Tower King can push such a huge snowball.

"Look at my special move, the wheels are rolling." The roar of the Camel Tower King came from the distance. This was not just a roar, but also a way to vent the anger in his heart.

A member of the elk tribe was puzzled when he heard the name of this trick, and then asked their patriarch: "Patriarch Moose, rolling wheels is not your unique trick, how come the patriarch of the moose can do it too."

"Tianwang Tuota dared to learn my trick secretly. It's really hateful." Of course, Michelin Tire passed this trick to it in private, but how could it say it on this occasion. "Although it is hateful, but the Camel Tower King used this trick, the second stupid team will lose this point. No one can stop this kind of snowball driven by inertia and huge force."

Sure enough, in the face of such a tyrannical and unreasonable giant snowball, the Erzu team members who rushed to block it were knocked away by the snowball, leaving Erzu alone standing alone on the field. Of course, it would not stand in the snow. Instead of looking at the front of the ball, he watched the snowball roll past him.

"Bah, pretend to be a criminal, let's lose." Camel Tower King spat at it when he passed by it. The ball rolls faster.

In a daze, the Camel Tower King felt that this scene seemed familiar. By the way, it was like this when it pushed the first snowball just now. The same passing, the same spitting, and the same... foul.

"You committed a foul and were offside." Erzui pointed at the Camel Tower King and shouted.

"????" Confused

"????" The two faces were confused

"..."

"????" He looked confused.

"????" The face of the moose patriarch was also confused, and he forgot to push the snowball in his hand, but the rolling snowball slammed into the goal with inertia, smashing the goal .

"What, why did I foul again, you must make your words clear today." Camel Tower King's hunched face turned from red to green angrily, it doesn't understand why every thing it does is a foul, and then Going down, it is afraid that it will not even dare to walk.

The audience outside the stadium also turned their ears to listen to Erdu's explanation. Even the elk patriarch and the reindeer patriarch came to Erdu's side. They were also curious about the foul and where the offside came from.

"Ahem." Erzui cleared his throat first to attract everyone's attention. "Everyone should have heard of the word offside."

Everyone nodded.

"Offside is a rule often used in football games, that is, the moment the player who takes the ball from the offensive side takes the ball, in the opponent's half, the receiving player is closer to the goal than the bottom No.2 defensive player including the goalkeeper. At the same time, it is closer to the goal than the ball, and try to use this position to interfere with the opponent's player scrambling for the ball and interfere with the game. If the ball bounces off the goal post and the opponent, he will be penalized for offside." Er stupid explained very professionally, but everyone present He was confused.

"The short answer is that when the Moose pass the ball, the front runner can't pass our last runner, and that's about it."

Well, everyone nodded after saying that they understood a little bit, but what's the use of saying so much, because there is no such thing as passing the ball in the snowball competition, so where does the offside come from.

The second fool seemed to understand what everyone meant, nodded and said: "Yes, there is no passing in our game, so what about offside in football games, so I changed the rules."

"Yeah, okay." Following the second fool's reasoning, everyone nodded again and prepared to listen to the rules changed by the second fool.

"Offside, by extension, means overstepping one's position. The football field is horizontal, so for snowball games we change it to vertical." The second idiot walked to Snowball and made gestures with her. . "Look, this snowball is now taller than me. In terms of height, the height of the snowball has already exceeded my height, so you are offside."

"Oh, that's what offside means."

"It makes sense. Beyond body position, height is also body position."

"There's nothing wrong with what you said, Old Tuo. Although I wanted to refute it, I couldn't find a reason to refute it."

All the audience nodded. After Erzui’s explanation, everyone felt that this rule seemed reasonable. The other two clan leaders also wanted to stand next to the moose clan leader for the sake of victory, but when they were about to speak, they found themselves speechless. Yes.

"Nanana Nani! I actually committed another foul." The moose chief was shocked. Originally, faced with this situation, it should have spit out blood again, which it couldn't afford.However, it is still a character who has experienced blow after blow without falling.This blow seemed to not be that painful to it, as if the world was much wider. Could it be that, as the leader of the moose clan, I have become accustomed to failure in just one day?

"Don't, don't do it, Tuel Tower King, hold on, hold on." The Elk Clan Chief was deeply afraid of the Moose Clan Chief's anger, so he went up to blast the two idiots and hurriedly held it back.

"I, I didn't want to do anything." The moose patriarch said calmly. [How come] The elk patriarch turned his head in surprise, looked at its face, and saw the word "harmony" on its face.

Tuota Tianwang seemed to have a feeling, turned his head and smiled slightly, "The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable. This is not good, not good."

The two idiots don’t care whether they are grumpy or not. "Since the goal just now does not count, and the goal of the two idiots team has been destroyed by you, in order not to waste time, let’s just end the game. Now the two idiots team has 1 point, and the moose team has 0 points, so the second stupid team won, let us congratulate the second stupid team.

"Victory." The Chicken Guards of the Second Stupid Team hugged each other to celebrate the joy of victory.

"No, it can't end like this." The reindeer chief said with tears in his eyes, seeming to feel defeated by their failure.

"Is there anything else you want to say, Chief Reindeer?"

"Oh, oh, no, it's good to end the game, it's good to end the game." The elk patriarch pulled the hem of the reindeer patriarch's clothes, giving it hints with his eyes.The reindeer patriarch suddenly realized that the outcome of this competition is not important.The competition is to select the top two of the three major deer tribes to distribute Sanlu milk powder. The game has already ended, so what's the point of winning or losing against the second stupid team? Even if you win, you won't get a little more Sanlu milk powder , the last thing left is to confirm whether the Sanlu milk jug held by Erdu is genuine. If so, then implement the final plan to snatch the holy relic of the deer clan, instead of talking about the outcome of the game here.

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