Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 155 The Snowball Fight

In the middle of the night, deep underground in the deer tribe gathering place, three deer shadows gather here. The three of them are the leader of the moose, the leader of the elk, and the leader of the reindeer.

The leader of the Moose Clan was the first to speak: "I didn't expect that the one who came this time was not the Flame God Bird, but a guy named Er stupid who we have never heard of."

The leader of the Elk clan named Mi Qilin Tire changed from his dullness during the day and analyzed it wisely and calmly: "I have already inquired about its details. Several of the disciples who participated in the ice cream eating competition this year told me that the second idiot is this year. No. 1 in the ice cream eating competition, but now he has been taken under the wing of the Flame Bird."

Moose: "What should we do? Then should we take action? We all deliberately disclosed the news that there is a villain among our three clans to the Flaming Bird. I didn't expect that he didn't come here in person this time, so how should we kill him?" it."

Elk: "Don't worry, I think it is very likely that the flame bird will come this time, because there is a villain incident under his jurisdiction, and the Snowman Wang Xuebao will be the first to let him go, so it is impossible not to let him go." Come over here to investigate in person. The reason why he didn’t show up was just to release a guy like Erduan, mainly because Erduan is his chess piece on the bright side, while he is secretly hiding in the dark, waiting for us to show his flaws , Give us a dense blow."

"Damn it, this flaming bird is really vicious." The reindeer patriarch, the swift scout, lacked the wisdom and calmness shown in the morning, and yelled wildly.

Moose: "Then what should we do now? Should we rebel directly? Or secretly snatch the Sanlu milk tank from the second fool. After all, our ultimate goal is to take back the Sanlu milk tank. If we have the chance, we can kill the flame bird again." .Since the Sanlu milk tank has already appeared, it should be okay for us to act in advance.”

"No." The elk patriarch stopped his proposal: "Er stupid is the bait deliberately released by the flame bird. If we don't do it, we will fall into its trap. I suspect that the Sanlu milk can in Er stupid's hand may It’s a fake, and the purpose is to lure the rebels to do it.”

Reindeer: "I didn't expect the flame bird to be so treacherous. I underestimated it. No wonder it can become the three powerful ministers of the Snow Country."

"Then what should we do next?" Camel Tower King asked.

Michelin Tire held his chin and spun around in place, thinking slowly: "We can only take part in the snowball game and win the victory according to Er stupid's suggestion. When Er stupid gave us the Sanlu milk powder, we will It can confirm whether the Sanlu milk can it holds is genuine, after all, only a genuine Sanlu milk can can guarantee that the energy of Sanlu milk powder will not overflow. As long as it is confirmed that the milk can is genuine, we will start immediately."

The remaining two deer clan chiefs nodded. "Okay, let's do that."

"Hey." Mi Qilin Tire sighed helplessly: "Snowman Wang Xuebao's ability is too strong, we are absolutely no match, as long as it is still alive, no one will dare to rebel, so our ultimate goal is just Take back the Sanlu milk pot, as long as we get the holy artifact, it is possible to cultivate a legendary Christmas frightened horned deer. With the Christmas frightened horned deer, our three major deer clans can stand at the peak of the snow country, and perhaps we can escape Xuebao's control, even replacing it. This is the belief that our Lu Clan has passed down from generation to generation, and even if we die for this purpose, we will not hesitate."

"That's right." Michelin Tire's touching speech aroused the fighting spirit of the other two deer tribes.

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For the next few days, Erduan enjoyed the life of a grandpa. After eating and sleeping every day, he went for a walk in the square when he was free, and watched the three major deer tribes train for this snowball game. The comfortable days finally passed , finally ushered in the day of the game.

Er Si was standing on the stage, and below were more than 500 members of the three major deer tribes. "Now I will announce the rules of the competition." Although Erzui said that he was going to hold a snowball kicking competition, he never mentioned the rules of the competition. Even waiting for this time, the training of the Deer Tribe was also guessed by the word "snowball kicking". spontaneous training.

"The rules are also very simple, just like playing football. In a 5-on-5 battle, you pile up snowballs from your own court, kick the ball to the opponent's court, and then kick it into the opponent's goal to score one point. During this period, the opponent can intercept and The ball kicked into the opponent's goal must not be smaller than a football, do you understand? If you don't understand, I won't say it a second time. I will be the referee, kick first, and tell the rules while kicking."

The first sentence is from the moose team to the reindeer team, "Let's start, camel head, camel iron, camel horse, camel sheep, camel bull, five of you." The patriarch of the moose clan pointed to five strong moose, and the elk The team also sent 5 shorter players.

The two teams quickly stood on the field, and with Erzhu's whistle blowing, the two teams quickly started this exciting snowball game.

Each of the five deer of the moose team stood in the snowdrift and crazily rolled snowballs. The elk team saw the other party doing this, and followed suit. Since they have no hands and only hooves, the speed of pinching snowballs is very slow. Only by constantly accumulating and pounding snow can a prototype of a snowball be formed.In terms of physique and muscle, the moose team was obviously stronger. The five deer quickly made a snowball the size of a fist. Several moose put the snowball on the soles of their feet and prepared to run forward with the ball.It's just a kick, because the snowballs made by pinching are very small, and the strength of several moose players on the field is not average, 5 of the 5 moose kicked the snowball on their feet, and only one was smaller The moose trembled forward with its snowball.

"Hahaha!" The reindeer team on the opposite side who were still making the snowball laughed when they saw it. Then they learned from the opponent's experience and lessons and made the snowball bigger and bigger until it was as big as a basketball before they started to move forward with the ball.

"The moose team scored 1 point." It turned out that it was the only survivor of the moose team in the snowball team just now, because the snowball would roll up the passing snow when it rolled on the snow, so when it kicked the snowball At the time of the goal, the snowball was already the size of a basketball.

The five players of the Elks team also pinched their own snowballs and attacked towards the goal of the Moose team. If all the players of the Elks team scored the goal this time, they would be able to score 5 points in one go.The players of the Moose team dribbled the ball very steadily, and they made the snowball very firmly. Five of them slowly kicked the snowball to the opponent's field. One player of the Moose team who was pinching the snowball saw him walking by. And the elk player who was snickering suddenly felt angry. He didn't pinch the snowball in his hand. He went to the side of the elk player who was dribbling and kicked the snowball a few times. broken.

"Referee, someone here destroyed the snowball." The elk player whose snowball was destroyed hurriedly shouted at Er Zhu.

"It's allowed in the rules, it's not a foul."

After receiving the answer from the two idiots, the remaining players of the Moose Team were overjoyed. They quickly caught up with the players of the Elk Team who passed by just now and destroyed their snowballs. There was already a trapped fish of the remaining Elk Team and they wanted to take the opportunity to steal one. Unfortunately, it was destroyed by the Moose when it was about to approach the goal.

(End of this chapter)