Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 144 Old Bones

(Why do I not have a recommendation ticket)

The little skull directly broke off his ribs and pointed to it and said, "Guest, since you don't want matches, what about the bones? 150-year-old bones, very crunchy to the bite, and don't clog your teeth. I believe your pet will like it." to eat."

Er Zhu was worried that his tongue would be stuck, would it be tasteless to eat after pulling it out? Seeing this bone, he rushed up to try the taste for the owner. With a disgusted face, he said: "Master, this bone has calcium loss and osteoporosis. It doesn't taste good at all. I want to give it a bad review."

The skeleton seems to be able to understand Er Zhu's Wang Yu, and when he heard Er Zhu say this, he quickly explained: "As the saying goes, old duck stew and old turtle soup, they all taste better the older they get, isn't it like this with my old bones? ?”

Er Zhu waved his paws: "But you are so old, you can't discuss bad reviews."

When the little skull heard it, it seemed as if he had heard the terrible news. He quickly lay down on the ground and hugged the second stupid dog's leg: "Dear, no, my dear uncle, don't give me a bad review. I used to be the skeleton warrior who dominated the Woma continent. Now I have to be given a bad review even if I sell my bones, I am already sad enough, if you give me a bad review again, how will I mess around in the future!"

Er stupid was startled by his actions, and Er stupid had no idea that giving him a bad verbal review would cause him such pain.

Because Erdu was in shock, Xiaokulou thought that Erdu ignored his pleading, and seemed determined to give himself a bad review, so he quickly increased the bribe: "How about this, dear, I will send you a red envelope, and you will be rewarded." Don't give me a bad review."

Zheng Zhi's eyes lit up when he heard this, he just didn't know what kind of coins were used here: "Oh, is there another one like this? Let me see how sincere you will give."

"Honey, have you seen my match? I'll give you one of my exclusive matches as a red envelope." Little Skull took out the match that was sold N times today but failed to sell from his pocket again. Ready to give away one.

"Matches." Hearing its answer, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. I just want to see what the money here looks like, and he didn't even give me a dollar. I guess this is a poor man, but at least it's better than nothing. , better than nothing.

Seeing the lack of interest in the eyes of Zheng Zhi and the others, Xiaokulou gritted his teeth and decided to make a wave of blood: "This is not an ordinary match. This is a match that can see peerless food after being lit. Of course I said No proof, I’ll show you one.” He took out a pair of flints from his pocket and struck lightly twice, the sparks splashed on the top of the match, and the match instantly ignited, emitting an orange light .

Zheng Zhi couldn't help shedding a drop of cold sweat, and lit a match with a flint. What is the meaning of the match, and which manufacturer made it? I have to say that this design is really weak.Thinking like this in his heart, but soon, his eyes were attracted by the light emitted by the match. A small match, after being lit, the flame is as big as an ordinary match, but the brilliance it emits is as tall as a person.In the orange light, a plate of ruddy Dongpo meat appeared in the light. This square piece of Dongpo meat was cut into nine neat pieces. The flesh seemed to be waxed and looked crystal clear.At this time, a chopstick appeared in the picture composed of brilliance. The chopstick seemed to be attracted by Dongpo meat, and moved carefully to touch Dongpo meat. With this touch, Dongpo meat first felt like It shook three times like jelly. When the chopsticks were inserted, the fat on the Dongpo meat was like water, without any hindrance at all. With the chopsticks sinking in, a lot of soup overflowed with a "sizzling" sound, attracting the viewers appetite.

Little Kulou looked at the beautiful picture of Dongpo Meat from the side, the will-o'-the-wisps in his eyes shook violently, as if he could eat Dongpo Meat in his mouth, but now there are more important things for him to do, let him rely on his will to look at the meat. Turning to the people who were looking at the matches, he found that everyone, including the dog, was attracted by the picture of Dongpo meat. He was very proud, "Did you see it? Did you see it? This is the ability of my match. Light a match, and you can see a plate of superb food. How about it, guest, are you satisfied with my red envelope?"

Before Zheng Zhi could speak, the water friends jumped out first: "I think the same is true of China on the tip of my tongue. Others still have a Blu-ray quality of 0. Your fire version is at most 240P. It hurts my eyes. "

"A projector can also achieve this effect, and it is a disposable projector. This red envelope is so generous."

"23333, whether to watch or not to eat, don't skeletons feel hungry, so I don't know whether to watch or not to eat food shows is the most painful. I watched the anchor so hungry that I wanted to hit someone."

Erdu was hungry from this scene. He stuck out his tongue and licked the flames. Unfortunately, he could only lick the air for a while, and couldn't taste anything. He walked back to Zheng Zhi in disappointment, secretly He gnawed on the dry rations and frozen fish that Zheng Zhi brought down, and while gnawing, he frequently looked back at the scene of Dongpo meat, as if it was eating Dongpo meat.

"Your matches are pretty good, how do you sell them?" Zheng Zhi asked.In fact, if you think about it carefully, this match is useless at all, but it is fancy enough, and it is good to buy something fancy enough to have a look.

"Haha, dear (づ￣3￣)づ, it's very cheap. You only need 1 snow coin to buy this box. There are 10 matches in a box. How about it? It's affordable." The little skull selling matches The bones on the eye sockets were about to close together, shamelessly beating Er Stupid on the back, making it easier to sell his matches to please Er Stupid.

"Sprite? The one with a cool heart and a flying heart?" Zheng Zhi picked up the water bottle and took a sip. The water in this weather can really imitate the taste of Sprite.

"??? Guest, what are you talking about? I'm talking about the coins of our snow country. Of course, those things are called snow coins."

"So that's the case, but." Zheng Zhi paused: "I don't have any money."

When the little skull heard it, he was instantly angry: "What! Are you playing tricks on this skeleton warrior? You have to pay for this, come out, my weapon, the bone sword!!!" The skeleton warrior shouted, throwing himself The bone in his left hand was removed and held on top of his right hand, and he was about to cut it off as a weapon. You know, in order to sell this box of matches, he sold his integrity. Now not only did he not make any money, but he even lost a bone and a match.

Although the other party looked very loud with his hand bone as a weapon, Zheng Zhi didn't intend to fight, so he quickly stopped him: "Why are you in a hurry, I haven't finished talking, although I don't have money, but the deal It doesn’t have to be money, we can barter, right, Skeleton Warrior?”

"Well, what you said is not unreasonable, so tell me, what are you going to use as a transaction item in exchange for the gourmet match in my hand?"

(When a wave of broken chapters DOG)

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