Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 138 The Most Handsome

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It seemed that he was very satisfied with Zheng Zhi's reaction. The man on the monitor was a little proud. He put down his teacup gracefully and said calmly: "I'll give you a quarter of an hour to think about what you want to know, and the people and creatures you brought." , they also all have one chance, but I advise you to think carefully and carefully, after all, there is only one chance like this."

After getting what the man on the screen said, Ran Qiqi and the others squatted down and began to think about the questions they wanted to know. After all, this opportunity is rare, and this question really needs to be carefully considered.Several people were using their brains and thinking, especially Er Chou, who sat cross-legged on the ground in a very humane manner, with his two dog paws making circles on his head.Watching Er Si's movements, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but dub its movements: "Geji, Geji, Geji, Geji, Auntie washes the spittoon."

"23333."

"Second idiot pretending to be Brother Yixiu?"

"Nice, the anchor can also pinch two people~"

"Hey, how can I sing such a song? Who wants to be a stupid aunt and wash the spittoon for it?" Zheng Zhi couldn't help but want to give himself a big mouth. The reaction just now was a habit developed in childhood and he couldn't help it. Response, if you give him another chance, you must think about it carefully, and you will never make such a shameful dubbing.But since he did it, he had to quickly divert everyone's attention. Zheng Zhi stepped forward and said to the man: "I have already thought about it, can I ask now?"

"Are you sure? You still have some time." The man on the monitor wanted to persuade him. "No need." Zheng Zhi interrupted him simply, and walked to another blank monitor, put his hands together, prayed devoutly, and asked the question he wanted to know: "Monitor, monitor, tell me Me, who is the most handsome man in Huaguo for 5000 years?"

"That's right, it's you pulling Zheng Zhi." "It's not you anyway." Two voices came out at the same time, but the first one was said by Zheng Zhi himself, while the second one was said by a blank monitor.

The man with the monitor, who was drinking water and listening to questions, immediately sprayed water on the screen when he got this question. He was shocked, hesitant, and at a loss. Many emotions were intertwined in an instant.He tremblingly picked up a tissue, wiped his mouth, and took out a bottle of "Suxiao Jiuxin Pills" with huge red letters from under the table, took two pills, and then hammered two pills hard with his fist. He lowered his heart and finally regained his breath. (This is just a joke. People who have read the book, don’t really beat your heart, otherwise the author’s little heart really can’t bear it.)
"Look, the monitor said that I am the most handsome man in Huaguo for 5000 years." Zheng Zhi's face was full of arrogance, because he was the one who yelled what Zheng Zhi said just now, and his own voice was overwhelming. The advantages overwhelm the sound of the monitor, so almost no one, including the water friends in the live broadcast room, did not hear the sound from the monitor.It's a pity that thousands of calculations have been made, and it didn't count. At the moment he shouted, the system subtitle team had already helped translate the two answers, including the subtitles of the answer added on the screen by the monitor itself, so there was no point in shouting loudly. Use, everything is seen by everyone.

"2333333, crazy, anchor."

"Really shameless."

"Shameless, shameless, this is definitely the most shameless man in Huaguo for 5000 years. Well, such a critical opportunity to ask this kind of question, I am convinced, at least I will ask about treasures or something. Peerless secret book."

Hearing this kind of answer, Zheng Zhi was very angry: "What is this kind of question? Treasure cheats are a matter of a period of time, but handsome or not is a matter of a lifetime. Have you ever heard a song? I would rather I Handsome to the end, let me be handsome to the end.”

After slamming the water friends, Zheng Zhi turned his target to the live broadcast tool: "Also, there is something wrong with the subtitles here just now, subtitle group, subtitle group, repost the subtitles just now, and change it to Zheng Zhi is Huaguo The most handsome man in the last 5000 years, by the way, the room number of the live broadcast room is also changed to this. It is uncomfortable, as the most handsome man in the world, although I am shy, I deserve this honor after all."

It was really shameless. Ran Qiqi glanced at Zheng Zhi with disdainful eyes, and even Song Song got out of Zheng Zhi's pocket and sneaked away because it wanted to pretend not to know this person.

However, Zheng Zhi's little dog was very sensible and rushed to him and flattered him: "Yes, yes, the master is super handsome Wang. If there is a female Wang who sees it, she must be fascinated by your handsomeness."

? ? ?Zheng Zhi's smiling face gradually became gloomy, and his murderous eyes shot at Er Stupid, you mean, my handsomeness only conforms to Wang Jijie's aesthetics? ? ?Suffering death, the Great Wilderness prison dog refers to it.

Here Zheng Zhi is beating Erduan, while Songsong also jumped out to the monitor to ask himself a question: "How can I make my tail grow sexy and beautiful hair."

"Use hair growth hormone." The mechanical voice of the monitor came.

"Then what brand of hair growth hormone do you use, or where can you find this hair growth hormone?" Song Song hurriedly asked.

"This is the second question, and you don't have permission to ask it again."

? ? ?The latter is the question I really want to ask. Song Song was dumbfounded when he got the answer. Hair growth hormone can grow hair. I still want to ask you this question?If the hair growth hormone can't grow hair, he is still called a hammer hair growth hormone!
"Haha, Dumb." While being beaten up by Zheng Zhi, Er Zhu sneered mercilessly at Songsong.

After Songsong finished asking questions, it was time for the ferret to ask: "How can I keep my European female ferret from gaining weight after the age of 3?" The ferret was very proud, and the question it chose deliberately avoided "Looking for an Asian female." Mink" type of answer.

The voice of the monitor sounded again: "It's very simple, as long as you don't eat after the age of 3."

"Haha, another stupid one." Er stupid's face was swollen, and it jumped out again to mock the next loser, the ferret.

Ran Qiqi also thought about her own problem, she walked up slowly, bowed respectfully, and glanced at Zheng Zhi out of the corner of her eye: "When will I meet my true son?" In fact, Ran Qiqi knew that she had already met Here comes the man.She just hoped that the monitor could tell her that this person was Zheng Zhi, and even if the monitor didn't answer her, she would still be willing to waste such a precious opportunity to show her determination. Alright.

When the water friend heard this question, he quickly booed: "It's so sweet."

"It's a useless question, isn't it just the anchor?"

"This wave will definitely succeed, falling in love with the anchor will be in the next moment."

"Hey, I might lose my wife today."

But even if it was safe, it was ruthlessly crushed by the mechanical and ruthless voice: "Baihe.com blind date, let's find out." Several people's files flashed across the monitor,

Name: Peng Huashipin

age 40

Height 166, weight 333 catties

Like drinks, cat poop coffee, puffed food...

Quote: I'm not fat, I'm just bloated.

Name: Taishi Gaofeng

age 38

Height: 178, weight 166 catties

Features: Mediterranean baldness

Famous saying: Will be the top

There are all kinds of people, all of which are available on Baihe.com.

"..." The scene suddenly became awkward.

For some reason, Er Zhu suddenly wanted to laugh, and it was a mocking kind of laugh, so he just laughed out loud.A few of them are too stupid, and the questions they ask are so untargeted, resulting in none of the answers that can be answered in the end.But he is different, after the experiments of the previous people, he has already thought of a specific and clear question, and he will definitely get the answer.

"Wangwang Wang, alas." Ernou brought his younger brother to howl, because they asked all about eating.

A big question mark appeared on the screen of the monitor: "Please speak in human language, it's not that you can't understand human language." Because what Erdu and his little brother said has always been translated by the system, so at this time they can only send out their own Wild Roar.

Song Song couldn't stand it anymore, it jumped out and pointed at Er Zhu: "He means, he has heard of cat poop coffee, so where is the chocolate-flavored dog poop?" As for Er Zhu, he just wanted to see this coffee The sentence is directly omitted by it.

Display: "Sorry, I don't accept entrusted inquiries here, all questions must be asked by myself."

Er Zhu became even more anxious when he heard that: "Wow, woof, woof (I'm here to ask.)"

"???"

The second fool never expected that he was not even qualified to ask questions. This is really a sad story...

(This chapter has been written for a long time)
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