Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 126
[Let me send two fools out to test the strength of this squirrel, if it is very weak.If it threatens me with such a weak strength, I must beat it up.If it is very strong, then I will quickly yo-yo, and the second fool will have room to show off its unique ability to beg for mercy, and should be able to escape.Well, my analysis of the battle situation this time was extremely perfect, so that’s what I did. 】

Zheng Zhi was still analyzing the battle situation, and the orange-yellow pine tree with a big tail, which was showing off its might, began to speak: "Don't you run away after hearing my name? My name is even bigger than Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain." Long, what does this mean?"

"Wow woof, the husky is cooperative (funny)." Erdu, who couldn't speak human words, cooperated very well and replaced the lines with barks.

"This shows that I am even better than that monkey head." The squirrel was very satisfied with Erduan's performance, and his style was raised a bit.

"It's not a bull show, it's a bragging show." Upon hearing this, the water friend immediately expressed Zheng Zhi's thoughts. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that this big-tailed squirrel was bluffing.

The big-tailed squirrel looked under the tree for several hostile creatures. First of all, this creature looked very burly in human form.And the one next to him looks dumb (Wang Er stunned), but looks more like this humanoid creature, they are definitely a group.Secondly, there are 5 four-legged animals, and 4 of them have gray and white fur. They may be brothers, so don't provoke them for the time being.Only that black and white creature, with a dull and silly expression, was intimidated by me just now when I spoke, it is a weak chicken, so use it as a knife to make an example to others.

The squirrel on the tree shouted loudly: "The creature with black and white fur under the tree, your eyes are so wide, what are you looking at!"

"Wang (look at you.)"

"You try again?"

"Wow (Try it.)"

"What are you looking at?"

"Wow woof (look at you again)"

"Will you try again?"

"Try again and try again."

The two cute beasts started a textbook fight. Unfortunately, they were the type that would never make a move if they could defeat each other with their momentum, so they fought for a long time and still didn't make a move.

"........."

Zheng Zhi held the ax and sat under the tree to rest for a while. During the 20 minutes of the two creatures facing each other, it had already cut down the pine tree, cut it into firewood, and could walk away as long as it was carried on its back.He looked at the squirrel helplessly, and finally understood why this fat mouse could live on the Tianfan tree, because it had the same temper as the Tianfan tree, and it just stared and yelled all day long.

Seeing that Zheng Zhi had completed its mission, Erduan stopped ink marks, and shouted loudly: "Look, master, it lost, haha. Its eyes are so small, how can it compare to your Erdu Uncle? It's so stupid." Er Zhu directly found a reason for himself to win, and declared himself the winner.As both a player and a referee, he is really a tough horse.And its younger brothers also cooperated with the big brother's victory, rolling happily on the ground.

The big-tailed squirrel was immediately startled by this wave of operations. It jumped straight up, which is unbearable. It is my own privilege to be a rascal. I am usually the only one who can be a rascal. Whenever there is something that can put a rascal on my head : "Brothers, come out for me, something is going to play tricks on me!"

Following its command, "squeak, squeak, squeak." The disturbing calls pierced the ears like a magic sound, and a squirrel emerged from the tree hole of every pine tree, and they stood noisily between the treetops. It took me a while to whisper, and it took me a long time to calm down and wait for the next instruction from my elder brother.

When Erdu saw this scene, he flinched immediately. He quickly ran behind Zheng Zhi, poked out a dog's head, and carefully looked at Brother Mouse who was parked on the treetop. 【Wang, don't do this.You have so many little brothers, you just call them out earlier, and Ben Wang just surrenders, why do you have to wait until I feel that you are easy to bully before you call me out. 】

The big-tailed squirrel saw Erzhu's terrified look, and felt that Zheng Zhi was also shocked by his own deterrence, so he folded his arms proudly: "Hmph, boy, you angered me, I see you Will I still be able to walk out of my rat country safe and sound?"

"Squeak~~" Squirrel's younger brothers responded to the elder brother's words, and they all let out a threatening cry.

"Wang Chi." Erdu was even more frightened, surrounded by dense crowds, making it feel unsafe to hide behind Zheng Zhi. [There are so many of them, but there are only a few around me, not even none, because behind it, the four Timberwolves have long since disappeared.I don't have a younger brother to protect me. If there is a fight, I will accidentally hurt the innocent, so I have to hide quickly. 】

Erdu looked around, suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across his brain, and his inspiration burst out.At the beginning, I used the master's live broadcast tool to watch the movie, and I remembered that there was a sentence in the movie that left a deep impression on it. "The most dangerous place is the safest place", yes, this is the sentence.

Er stupid's dog paw grabbed the nearest pine tree vigorously, and after a few rubs, it climbed up the pine tree like a cat, and then only heard a "puchi", Er stupid under the eyes of thousands of squirrels Then, one end was stuffed into the tree hole. Of course, due to its large size, only a dog head could fit in the whole body, and the rest of the body was left outside the tree hole. Unwillingly, Er stupid twisted his body and tried his best to go in. Drilling, fat ass is especially funny in this situation.

"233333."

"Do you know Sanchai who is stuck in the hole? I really want to see Er Zhu's expression now, it must be wonderful."

"I brought a bathing headgear for my husky, so I know what Er stupid looks like now."

"I beg this water friend to post a photo."

Looking at the narrow space in the tree hole, Erdu's sense of security increased greatly. At this time, Erdu once again used its ultimate stunt, 【You can't see me, you can't see me. 】It began to pray in its heart, using spiritual power to block the vision of the pine trees.

The big-tailed squirrel laughed out loud when it saw Er's stupid performance. It was so proud, and said to Zheng Zhi who was "pretending to be calm" under the tree in an even more arrogant tone: "Have you heard the legend about the monkey head? It is said that it pulled Put a pinch of monkey hair on your mouth and blow it gently, and you can turn into thousands of monkeys and grandchildren. But, it met me, and I am stronger than it! One mouthful, you can turn into thousands of mice Shu grandson, you don’t even need hair.” That tone, that demeanor, at this moment it is Long Aotian, supercilious.

"Hey, you conjured it up, you shouted it out."

"I take it, Chubi, I only take this squirrel."

"Anchor, promise me not to beat this squirrel later, its tail looks so soft and fluffy, I really want to touch it."

(End of this chapter)