Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 125
"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, just cut a few trees and leave quickly." Fan Tianshu began to urge, he didn't want to see this annoying spirit anymore.

"Is it okay to cut down a few trees? Aren't they your descendants? Do you have the heart?" This reminded him of the TV where Bald Qiang felled trees, and he couldn't help feeling sorry for Bald Qiang ((#^.^#)Yes, that is Feeling sorry for Bald Qiang).

"I feel sorry for p, my uncle is a forest of trees, all the wood here is my own, and this uncle is only 100 years old, he is a teenager, he is not married yet, where are the descendants." The face drawn by the uncle tree Just spit out a lot of saliva.

I've heard of "one tree makes a forest", but there are hundreds of pine trees outside. I didn't expect that these are all Lord Fantianshu himself. This range is a bit wide.And what about getting married?Can trees get married too?Zheng Zhi completely turned into a hundred thousand whys, and continued to ask, "Master, you can also get married? How did you find a partner? You are also looking for a pine tree? If the other party is a fir tree, a camphor tree, or a maple tree, do you like it? Can you get married?" ?”

Uncle Fantianshu felt that he was about to explode, and his driving expression turned into an angry expression again: "You are my uncle, please don't ask me, please let me be quiet and cut down trees, please."

"Okay, okay, sir." Zheng Zhi decided to do what he wanted, cupped his hands, and came to a pine tree next to him with an ax in hand.Fan Tianshu felt a little relieved when he saw his movements.

Zheng Zhi tapped the trunk of the pine tree with the knuckle of his index finger. The pine wood made a thick sound, indicating that it was not hollow inside.This action is exactly the same as picking a watermelon in a fruit shop.However, his action was completely unnecessary. He picked the watermelon because he could not tell the quality of the flesh and judged it by its sound.As long as you look up here, you can naturally see the length of the pine trees.What?What if the center of the tree is hollowed out by tree insects?Please, the trees here have to be cut down and regrown in an average of 3 days.

"I chopped it off." Zheng Zhi held the ax and put on a posture of chopping.

"Cut it off."

"I really cut it." The ax slashed across the air, bringing up a gust of wind, but barely stopped in front of the tree.

"Don't talk nonsense, do it quickly."

"You won't be in pain."

"Just let me chop it down quickly. Except for my pine tree, the trees around me are my hair. I like to get haircuts regularly, don't I?"

"Master, you should have said earlier, it made me so worried."

"........."

The angry expression on the trunk of the Heaven-turning Tree suddenly split into 10 pieces. Damn it, Uncle Heaven-turning Tree was so angry. This annoying spirit was really annoying. With a "crack", the trunk of a pine tree not far from Zheng Zhi exploded instantly, and the wood shattered all over the ground.

Zheng Zhi, who was stroking the trunk of the tree, was startled by the sound. He turned around and asked cautiously: "Uncle, what are you doing? Have you fried your hair?"

"…………"

"233333"

"It's okay for the anchor to say a few words less. This tree is so angry that he will be harassed by you. I can't stand it anymore. It's really too miserable."

Zheng Zhi turned his attention to the drone parked on the branch: "Do you know why I want to turn into an annoying spirit at this time? This has a deep meaning. I want to conduct a detailed investigation here. It is only possible to read out the method from this information.”

"Wisdom, anchor, I didn't expect this, I was deceived by your appearance."

"23333, you're really being deceived by the anchor when you say this. Can you find a way to get out by investigating the breeding of pine trees? Laughing."

"It's fine for the anchor to investigate. The most annoying thing is that you have already blown up the tree uncle and you still have to make up the knife as if nothing happened, saying that you have blown your hair?"

"What are you talking to yourself about?" Wang Er looked at the black ball on the branch with some strangeness, but he thought it might be a souvenir owned by outsiders.

"It's okay, let's continue cutting down the trees." Zheng Zhi put the ax on his shoulder again and stared at the tree trunk in front of him intently.

"No need, let's just cut this broken tree into several sections."

"No, that tree is not long enough, I'd rather have this one."

Fantianshu: [Your uncle, I blew up the tree's anger, can you quickly put it on your back and leave quickly. 】

"Boom, boom, boom." The rhythmic sound of logging finally came, Fan Tianshu seemed to have endured a day after being bitten by a mosquito, and finally began to scratch the itch, feeling relieved.

However, the rhythmic sound disturbed another guest.

"Noisy, noisy, the mouse is dead, and the mouse is not allowed to sleep, can you go far away and chop it?"

Knowing that Fantianshu can speak, this time Zheng Zhi heard the source of the voice clearly, it was the Fantianshu next to him: "Master, you?" He looked at Fantianshu with a questioning face.

"Look at what, cut down your tree." Your tree uncle said that he didn't want to talk to you.

Zheng Zhi shrugged his shoulders, well, your uncle is still your uncle, you can do whatever you say, "dong dong dong" he continued to cut down the tree, but this time he didn't cut twice, the voice came again: " I told you not to make noise, you don’t understand the mouse language, do you?”

Zheng Zhi threw the ax on the ground: "Master, what do you want? You are the one who cut down the tree, and you are the one who doesn't."

"???" Fantianshu's expression changed to look up, and he said, "It's the guy who lives up there who is talking, not me."

"Who is coming, tell me your name." Zheng Zhi threw the ax and put his hands together in front of his mouth and shouted loudly.

An orange furry guy came out of the hole in the middle of the Fantian tree, and it said proudly with its hips akimbo, "You all listen to me, I am the mighty mountain and river master Wushuang super invincible whirlwind drill squirrel. "

Water friend: "???"

"It can speak human words?"

"Speaking of people's words, isn't someone in the live broadcast room dubbing it?"

"There is never dubbing in the live broadcast room, even if it is animal language, it is just a translation."

"You can actually speak human language? No, why am I not shocked? Yes, I'm used to it. Even trees can speak human language, let alone a squirrel."

Such a cute creature appeared in the tree hole, it revealed a faint aura, but Zheng Zhi didn't dare to underestimate the creature in front of him, although its aura was worse than Erdu, but it lived in this magical tree. On top of that, he can speak human words. Considering that he has seen such a powerful Thunderbird and a tree that speaks human words, it may be an extremely powerful existence. Its power surpasses that of Zheng Zhi. Perception, so Zheng Zhi is completely unaware of its strength.

"Er Stupid, come out, it's time for you to show your talents." Zheng Zhi shouted to the outside of the pine forest. When entering the pine forest, the Er Stupid team followed him, but they saw a butterfly just now, and they were very playful. They sent them to catch up together.

"Master, your most loyal servant, Er Zhu, is here." Er Zhu brought his younger brothers and descended in front of Zheng Zhi in a mighty manner.

(End of this chapter)