Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 114
Amid Ran Qiqi's anger, the great auk finally swam back from the water, "pata" he threw a few fish on the ground, Zheng Zhi saw that they were salmon and Antarctic cod.

"I have an itchy back. Please help me find out what it is. Is it entangled in seaweed?" Donald Duck stretched out his meaty wings to scratch his back, but the meaty wings were too short, let him scratch less than.

When Donald Duck turned around, the two saw an eight-legged creature lying on its back with its short hair between it, a red carapace, and short thorns on the carapace. Very hideous.

Ran Qiqi's eyes lit up when she saw this creature: "This is a king crab." She seemed to see the snow-white and thick crab meat beckoning her, and the saliva began to brew in her mouth.
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"I've eaten this stuff too. It has a hard shell and little meat. It's so unpalatable, so throw it away." Donald Duck looked dismissive when he saw them.

"Throw it away? This thing is delicious in the world." Zheng Zhi grabbed the king crab lying on Donald Duck's back with one hand. The king crab in his hand was not small, weighing 8 catties.The king crab in his hand is still threatening Zheng Zhi with its teeth and claws, as if to say, don't touch me, or I will show you how powerful my scissors are.

Donald Duck looked at the two of them with the eyes of a bumpkin.It’s just this kind of delicacy in the world, human beings are so pitiful, eating things we have to throw away all day long. "

"Look, there are oysters here, and the seafood is going to be delicious tonight." When Zheng Zhi looked down at the king crab, he found a large piece of oysters in the sea.

The great auk was even more contemptuous. The thing just now still had some meat, but this one only had a shell left.However, the two of them didn't watch its movements, and they were already excitedly starting to eat a lot of delicacies in front of them.

"Wow, I'm convinced, I'm eating 30 yuan a catty of frozen crabs, and I actually want to watch the anchor eat 300 yuan a catty of crabs. This crab is like wax in my mouth, and even the last bit of umami taste is gone. .”

"The anchor didn't eat the Alaskan version of king crab, it's unpalatable. Also, if the anchor wants to explain, then I won't listen."

"Zheng Zhi? How do you eat this later? Do you want to add any ingredients?" Ran Qiqi was full of excitement.

"How to eat, I will sit and eat."

"I'm serious." He gave Zheng Zhi a blank look.

"Okay, just boil it in water. I have vinegar here, so I can eat it with vinegar." Zheng Zhi couldn't wait any longer, wishing he could take off a crab leg and taste it.

The great auk standing on the side heard the conversation between the two, and interjected, "Boiled in water? I know a place where the water is very hot. I'll take you there."

"The water is a little bit warmer, but it's just too late to take a bath.

"Creak creak" the footsteps of two people and one beast sounded on the snow.The two were brought under the cliff on the left side of the canyon. The temperature here was 2 or 1 degrees higher than that of the Great Fjord just now.

"It's too hot here, I don't usually come here." The great auk fanned itself with its small meaty wings, as if sweat was dripping from its head.

"You are so afraid of heat, why not let me shave your hair?" Zheng Zhi was worried that it was going to suffer from heat stroke.

"How can I shave my hair? Can I be as handsome as I am now without hair? Will my wife still like me? Do you have such feelings and ask such questions because you don't have a girlfriend?"

Zheng Zhi got an arrow in the chest and stepped back a few steps. I just asked him if he wanted to shave.

"Pfft..." Ran Qiqi on the side laughed out loud, unexpectedly, this man would sometimes be deflated.

"Look, it's time to boil it." The great auk pointed forward with its fleshy wings.

Zheng Zhi carefully stared at the small lake formed by the circles of pools in front of him, and the heat was still steaming on the lake.Zheng Zhi poked his hand in the pool, about 50 degrees.He and Ran Qiqi looked at each other, and said in unison: "Hot spring."

Without saying a word, Zheng Zhi took off his clothes in three steps, and jumped into the water with a plop. "Ha" He swam around in the water and came up comfortably to feel the cold beyond the water surface.

"The anchor is shameless, taking off his clothes in front of so many people."

"The anchor acted so fast just now that I didn't even have time to take a picture. Whoever has a photo of the anchor stripping naked asks for a high price."

"Yes, yes, I want to buy it too. All I need is the photo of the anchor showing her butt just now."

"You are delusional. I just took a picture. During the time you discussed, I have studied it 12 times. I can only say one thing, there is a holy light! There is a holy light!"

"Garbage anchors, garbage cameras, not clear, ruining my youth."

"Smelly shameless." Ran Qiqi clicked her tongue lightly. Others saw the holy light, but she didn't see anything.

Zheng Zhi squinted his eyes comfortably, the surrounding water nourished its skin, he touched the hot spring, and took another sip of ice water, the cold invaded his heart and made him shiver, and the cold from his whole body was dispelled by the hot spring.

"What are you doing?" The great auk didn't understand, didn't these two people come here to burn the octopus?How to burn and burn, put yourself in it and burn.

"Taking a bath? Such an obvious thing."

"Take a bath, such hot water?" The great auk was full of fear: "Then you guys go take a bath first, I'll go first." In his memory, the ice water is called a bath, and this kind of water can also be called a bath what.

[It seems that not all humans are normal humans like the one who adopted me.These two humans seem to have a strange disease. Instead of cooking crabs in such hot water, they cook themselves in it. 】

"The anchor is too comfortable."

"It's expensive to take a bath in the hot spring. I really can't afford it. I can only fill up my bathtub and watch the anchor's video, pretending to be in the hot spring."

"I'm very angry. I just poured my family's milk into the bathtub this time, huh? Why is it so sour? Damn, the milk is expired."

"Hot springs generally contain a variety of active trace elements, have a certain degree of mineralization, and are helpful for improving physical fitness, enhancing resistance, and preventing diseases. They can also treat obesity, sports system diseases (such as trauma, chronic rheumatism) Arthritis, etc.), nervous system diseases (nerve damage, neuritis, etc.), early mild cardiovascular system diseases, gout, and skin diseases have medical effects. Is this comparable to your milk?"

"The most comfortable thing is that the hot spring is hot, and the outside is cool. This feeling of ice and fire."

"Why, don't you want to soak?" Zheng Zhi looked at Ran Qiqi who was still standing on the pool, wondering what she wanted to do.

"Of course I'm going to soak."

"If you want to soak, why don't you come down quickly? What are you doing there?"

"Then don't look." Ran Qiqi bit her lips shyly.

"Then I definitely don't want to watch it, you have nothing to look at." Zheng Zhi firmly agreed.

"Go to hell!!"

(End of this chapter)