Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 111
The next scene began to become "beautiful". Every time the great auk exerted strength, the polar bear's feces would come out of its buttocks and cover the great auk's face, and the sound of "puff chirp puff chirp" sounded one after another. "Wow, I'm eating and throwing up."

"Don't play mosaics at this time? Is the anchor poisonous."

"What are you shielding, don't you think it's more appetizing? Thieves eat."

"You really have a strong taste."

As time went on, the polar bear's feces seemed to be in short supply, and the amount of feces that spewed out began to decrease. This feces emptied the polar bear's energy and buttocks, and it collapsed on the ground, unable to move with the pull of the great auk. Now, I can only give a little reaction by arching my buttocks.However, because the pooping was over, its ass looked much smaller. After the great auk plucked it 10 times in a row, it finally pulled out its own beak from its ass.

"My lady, I was sprayed with feces, please be considerate and comfort me." The male great auk ran towards his wife crying.

"Sanggong." The female great auk also ran towards it. Their feelings are not afraid of the stench, they are really loyal. Zheng Zhi looked at them with envious eyes, and she also wanted to obtain such a loyal relationship.

Just when the two sparrows were about to touch each other, "Give it to my old lady, you smell so bad all over." With a "snap" the male puffin was sent flying by a fleshy wing. Wiping his meaty wings on the bed.

"My old lady didn't teach you how to cut. If you want to hug my old lady, wash yourself first."

"Miss, it's the husband who is reckless. The husband is suffering, the heart is suffering." The male great auk touched his tears with his wings, but the feces got into his eyes, making him cry even more.

"Okay, go and wash yourself." The female auk advised, then walked up to Zheng Zhi with a swaying step, put her two flesh wings staggered on her hips, and saluted: "I have seen this young master, Xiaoque is being polite here."

Zheng Zhi was taken aback, what kind of fairy world is this, what kind of fairy beasts are encountered, and there are people who are so polite?

"My son is very curious? Why can I be so polite?"

"Eh." Zheng Zhi nodded mechanically, his own thoughts were seen through by the sparrow in front of him.

The female great auk "cheeping and quacking" began to talk about their origins: "The little girl's name is Koda Duck, and the one over there is my husband Donald Duck. A long time ago, that is, more than ten years ago, My husband and I were discovered and raised by a human being who is an environmental protector, and we thrived under his care for seven years. He usually likes to read stories and often tells us stories.”

"Are the names Donald Duck and Kodak Duck serious?"

"Under Shuke Beta."

"So that's it." Zheng Zhi nodded after listening to its narration, so that he could explain why they had hairpins, and the defense of their speech was so close to that of humans: "What happened after that? How about it?"

"Then, the environmentalist said that he was too old and was going back to his motherland, so he sent us back to our hometown, which is here. And this hairpin was the parting gift that person gave me at the time of parting. "

"No wonder Donald Duck acted so strangely when he saw the hairpin on the polar bear. However, there is really no turning point in this story (⊙o⊙), even kindergarteners don't want to listen to it."

"Where are you going, my lord? If you don't have a place to stay, how about resting in the shabby room for a night?" The great auk bowed and said politely. It may be that I haven't seen anyone for a long time, so I feel very kind now. .

"Don't go, anchor, be careful at night, you will be blown to a golden color, and make the children next door cry."

"Yes, yes, have you seen the painted skin? I tricked you first, and then secretly stole your skin to replace it. From then on, I became a human being."

"Stop talking nonsense, how much skin does it take to put on such a fat person."

The person who adopted them before must have been from Huaguo, and he was also a Huaguo who liked to read ancient stories.Zheng Zhi groaned in his heart, but decided to go to their residence, and said with fists in his hands: "Then I will trouble you."

When it passed the polar bear, Zheng Zhi kicked it and said, "Do you want to take this shit bear away?"

Koda Duck looked at the polar bear lying on the ground covered in feces with distaste: "It's useless to take it away, and you can't eat it. We eat fish, so take it back and make the house stink."

"Okay, then let's go." Zheng Zhi thought about it, and decided to leave the polar bear here to fend for itself, not because it didn't want to eat, but because the polar bear's own shit sprayed him all over.Just imagine, if you take a chicken out of the cesspit, would you still eat it even after washing it?At least Zheng Zhi feels disgusted when he thinks of polar bears.

Taking Koda Duck and the cleaned Donald Duck back to the place where he parked, Ran Qiqi had been waiting there for a long time.

"Jijiga. What a beautiful little girl. She's almost one-tenth of my size. She's just a little too thin. She just needs to eat five times as much fat."

"Quack quack. That's a duck. After all, not all creatures are as beautiful and plump as a lady. It is an honor in my life to marry a lady."

Zheng Zhi's forehead couldn't help twitching, their chatting really challenged the aesthetic concept, Qi Qi, which was 5 times heavier, turned into a ball.

Of course, Ran Qiqi didn't understand what they were saying, so she could only give an embarrassed but polite smile.Turning around and asking Zheng Zhi, "Where are we going?"

"Go to their house, I guess they want to feed us, such a good opportunity must be seized." Zheng Zhi thought that going to their house would definitely be able to eat and drink.Having said that, Ran Qiqi's eyes lit up, and he was a little moved, wondering if he could find any special products in the homes of these two creatures.

"Second idiot, come out quickly, ready to start the car." Zheng Zhi shouted loudly.

"Master, here we come." Five heads poked out from under the snowdrift. They were Erzhu and the four Timberwolves. He said: "Master, let's go."

Ran Qiqi, who had been sitting in the sled, was frightened when he saw these five creatures emerging from beside him: "Why are you here? Why didn't I look at you all the time while I was sitting in the car? You guys just now Aren’t you chasing and running away?”

"Huh?" Zheng Zhi looked at Er Stupid with suspicious eyes.

"Master, master, it's not that we ran away, but one wolf had diarrhea, the second wolf went to supervise, the third wolf accompanied, and the fourth wolf thought that everyone had gone, so they went to take a pee together. I saw that the four of them disappeared together. I thought about it wrong, what if they want to run away, I have to keep an eye on them, so I went with them."

"Then what's going on when you come back and get stuck in the snow?"

"We are secretly protecting the hostess. I heard that this is not always the case in court dramas. People with high status go out in low clothes. It seems that there is no one around, but in fact, everyone around is secretly protecting it. It is low-key and luxurious." It has to be said that under the test of Zheng Zhi, Erdu is more and more able to compose reasons, which are still logical reasons.

(End of this chapter)