Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 110 Angry Birds
A small black dot in the distance once again attracted the attention of all creatures.

The great auk, which was still crying, stopped crying and raised its head to look at the sound. The rest of the people and beasts also raised their heads, wanting to see what it was.

"What happened again this time?"

"I can't see clearly, can the lens be zoomed in?" Under the reminder of the water friend, the lens zoomed in at the right time.

"It looks like a great auk."

"It's a real hammer, it's the great auk."

The unknown creature came closer and closer, and other people and animals gradually saw the creature clearly. Sure enough, as the water friend said, the person coming was also a great auk.

The duck on the side wiped his eyes, and saw the great auk walking towards it and galloped away.

"Mother duck."

"The male duck." There was a loud rattling sound from a distance, and then the great auk also galloped over. The feet of the two great auks swayed, and the scene was very joyful.

As the two great auks approached each other, Zheng Zhi felt that the picture was more and more inconsistent, because the male great auk running past became smaller and smaller, while the female one became bigger and bigger. When they finally got close together At the time, the male great auk only hugged one wing of the female great auk, and its height was only as high as the wing!You know, the height of this great auk is as tall as an adult polar bear, reaching a height of 1.7 meters. This male great auk, which is close to the height of an adult man, has only reached the wings of a female great auk. Then visually, this female great auk At least 6 meters high.

"Fuck, what is this setting?"

"This sense of distance is wrong. Is my picture shrunk? Or something wrong with my eyes."

Two great auks hugged each other and walked towards Zheng Zhi. Zheng Zhi also heard the sound of them stepping on the snow, and the polar bear beside him began to tremble uncontrollably. It's the culprit leaving its own cave.

Winnie the Pooh is an ordinary polar bear living in the Arctic Circle. Seeing that winter is coming, Winnie the Pooh was just taking a nap in his cave to adapt to the feeling of hibernation and sleeping. After all, the real winter has not yet ushered in. , causing it to take some time to finally fall asleep.I was sleeping well at first, but in my sleep, I heard a "creaking" sound coming from my ears.It didn't want to pay attention to it at first, but the sound outside kept lingering, lingering, and it made my brain explode when I heard Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh is angry. I, Winnie the Pooh, get angry when I wake up. I come together and walk out of my cave. I don’t even look at what’s outside. I just open my mouth full of bad breath and yell at the outside, " Who dares to disturb Ben Xiong’s sleep!”

Then, from the moment the creatures outside looked at me with angry eyes, I understood that I was finished.

I was slapped by one of its wings and rolled 5 times in the air, and flew 10 meters away. I was so scared that I spewed out shit and urine. I understood that I was by no means an opponent, and I had to run away quickly.My ability to escape is first-rate, and I want to call 666 for myself, but the creature behind me that is three times bigger than me does not give up and chases after me with all my strength. I have tried my best to escape, and I have never run as fast as today Pass.

The great auk chasing after me was a fat man. It accidentally stepped on a piece of ice and fell into the water with a "plop". It made me laugh.

I am happy, I am proud, I arrogantly started to look for something to eat, this meal of chasing and fleeing made me hungry, and as a result, I saw a monster that looked very similar to the giant beast just now The creature is only 3 times smaller than the giant beast just now. I thought to myself, this must be the son of the giant beast.I'm happier, I'm more proud, I'm more arrogant to rush up to give it a big meal, it's better to use it to cushion my stomach, to avenge the slap of the giant beast just now, what happened later As you all know, I chased that creature for a long time, and was blocked by an even stranger creature.

As the two approached, Polar Pooh started its escape plan again. It was lucky that it once again displayed today's limit speed.Hahaha, Winnie the Polar looked at the two great auks that were getting farther and farther behind him, and felt so proud. He really thanked his parents for giving him four legs, while the thing opposite had only one leg.

"Master, don't let it get away. My hairpin just disappeared, so it should be on that bear." The big auk said.

"Miss, I have already brought back the hairpin for you. I will bring it to you later, but it wanted to bite me just now, so we can't let it escape." The great auk with small arms and legs looked up at his wife Said.

"Okay, my lord."

"Lady, martial soul fusion skill."

The female great auk catches the male great auk's with her fleshy wings, steps on the ground with one foot as the center of the circle, and the length of the male great auk as the radius, and starts to spin wildly. This action is exactly the same as the action of throwing a hammer on the sports field. After spinning 5 times, the male great auk caught by the female great auk's fleshy wings was thrown out by it. With a "swoosh", the male great auk caught up with the fleeing polar bear in a straight line like a sharp arrow. He stabbed it hard in the ass.

"Angry Bird of Martial Soul Fusion Technique!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch." The polar bear was in pain. In just this moment, its speed exceeded its original speed limit, and it started running crazily. In order to prevent the polar bear from throwing it off its butt, the great auk tried its best to control itself. With his beak, he firmly bit the meat on his butt. After running for a while, the polar bear finally couldn't hold on any longer and fell to the ground.

The auk is so comfortable. It has taken revenge. It is ready to get off the polar bear and see the miserable state of the creature in front of it.

"Huh. Why can't the duck be pulled out?" The great auk first stood on the ground to pull it out, then kicked the ground with its legs to pull it out, and finally pulled its butt with its fleshy wings and began to use it. It was able to pull the polar bear's butt up together. Its beak still exists above the buttocks.

After a while, the polar bear also woke up from the daze. It felt the piercing pain on its buttocks, as if the great auk's beak was embedded in the bone marrow.

Every time the great auk tries to pull out its beak, it will trigger the polar bear's scream, and every time it moves its beak, there will also be a "hiss" in exchange. "Hiss, ow, hiss, ow." The continuous voices came and went, as if forming a wonderful symphony.

However, the symphony was completely destroyed by the sound of "poof", diarrhea and farting, because the continuous pain made the polar bear unable to control itself. "Eh!" This scene was simply unbearable to watch.

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