Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 103 Fishing Kun?

"Look, flying saucer." Zheng Zhi pointed behind Ran Qiqi and shouted.

Falling in love, Ran Qiqi, who has a zero IQ, even believes that there are flying saucers in the sky. Turning her head to watch the flying saucer, Zheng Zhi immediately pushed her butt lightly, and a soft force spread to her body, and she flew up , fluttered about 5 meters in the air like breaststroke, and plunged into the distant snowdrift with a "poof".

"Ah, bah, Zheng Zhi!!" Ran Qiqi spat out a mouthful of snow and shouted her name loudly
After taking off his clothes, Zheng Zhi stepped on his foot hard, the ice surface with only one hole under his foot broke instantly, and he plunged into the water.

"It's dangerous to fall into the water in the snow field!" These were Zheng Zhi's last words before going down.

"..." Even the drone flying in the air was shocked by his considerate behavior. After being frozen for 5 seconds, the drone also turned on the submarine mode, and fell from the sky with a "plop" and followed him into the ground. into the water.

"Hiss" as soon as he got into the water, a bone-piercing cold spread all over his body, but Zheng Zhi no longer cared about the cold, his eyes followed the fishing line to the creature that was biting the hook not far away.

It was a giant fish, which seemed to be a bit bigger than Zheng Zhi. When Zheng Zhi got into the water, without his pulling on the ice surface, the giant fish immediately went under the water. , Zheng Zhi also pulled the fishing line and followed it.

"What a big fat fish."

"Is this a kun?"

The water friend [Jin Daxiang] was in a hurry. He uttered wild words that he would eat shit if he caught a kun. Seeing this huge monster, he immediately retorted, "Fart, this is just a bigger fish. The kun is so big, I don’t know how many thousands of miles it is. Have you never heard of it?"

Zheng Zhi retracted the fishing line bit by bit with his left hand, and approached the giant fish with the dagger in his right hand.As Zheng Zhi approached, he immediately launched an attack. With a swipe of the dagger in his hand, he drew an arc, cut through the ripples in the water, and attacked the back of the giant fish, but the back of the giant fish seemed to be painted A layer of mucus, the dagger hits its back without any force, cut open by the mucus, Zheng Zhi continued to slash the knife, the mucus cooperates with the defense of the fish scales, making its attack completely ineffective.

The giant fish ignored Zheng Zhi and kept running away.Zheng Zhi was furious. Judging from the feeling when he was fishing at the beginning, the strength of the two pulls was not at the same level at all, which meant that the giant fish in front of him had harvested the life of a small fish from his hands. Sin, little fish, how sad and deplorable, little fish, just in his youth, he has not been fattened yet, he still has a broad future, but at this moment of youth, he was eaten by this fat fish in front of him Lost!

The giant fish in front of him, after eating the small fish, did not realize his mistake at all, did not pray for the small fish, and even fled in fear of crime, which is simply tolerable with a knife, but not with a fist.Since you can't use a knife?Then eat my hammer of justice!
"Crazy fighting."

"One blow into the sea." (Consecutive Iron Fist and Serious Punch)
Zheng Zhi pulled the fishing line to get close to the eyes of the giant eye, and hit its head vigorously, hitting the head of the fish with punches, and sprayed a word on it every time he punched.

"Let you eat fish."

"Still eating so fat."

"Eat a lot of fish."

"Evil Villains"

"Is it called Musashi?"

"Is it called Kojiro?"

"Meow, meow." Zheng Zhi's mouth was frantically bursting with bubbles, which was the roar from the roar of the soul.However, the system perfectly helped Zheng Zhi translate these words, and of course, there were also Fat Yu's words.

Fish: "Big Brother, Big Brother, forgive me."

"Brother, please let me go."

"Brother, brother, my fault."

"Which subtitle group translated this."

"Where did my Rockets mess with the anchor, Kojiro Musashi is very cute and easy to cut."

"I laughed so hard, the subtitle team translated the host's work, even the fish's begging for mercy was translated."

Zheng Zhi punched its dead fish eyes violently. The giant fish couldn't take the pain anymore. It bumped its head against the rocks at the bottom of the lake, and kept burrowing around among the aquatic plants, trying to shake Zheng Zhi off its head. down.Gradually, the giant fish's struggle became weak, and its eyes began to turn upwards, from the original big eyes to dead fish eyes. Finally, under this kind of beating, he could not stand the punishment of justice, and his belly Turning upside down, it floated slowly towards the surface of the water. Seeing that the fish became "honest", Zheng Zhi, the sanctioner, also raised his iron fist, riding on its belly and following it to the surface of the water.

Zheng Zhi first jumped onto the ice, lifted the giant fish out of the water, and let out a wild roar with a "roar". This is a roar made in honor of the small fish. It's not about screaming to look manly in front of female fans.

Because when the giant fish was beaten by Zheng Zhi in the water, it burrowed hard into the aquatic plants. Now after it was caught, there was still a piece of green aquatic plants on its forehead. When the aquatic plants came out, it wanted to flutter in the wind. In cold weather, the aquatic plants begin to harden before they are free, and within a few seconds of freezing, the aquatic plants are completely frozen.Miraculously, this piece of frozen aquatic plants slowly gathered into a character Kun, which was deeply imprinted on the forehead of the giant fish. Driven by the cold, it was burnt and connected with its flesh and flesh, never to be seen again. Divide you and me, like a natural tattoo.

The drone flew out of the water and turned into an airplane mode again. It rotated around the giant fish, and specially took a close-up of the character Kun, and used black pictures to show the character Kun from time to time to change different colored fonts, which seemed to be Taunting a water friend.

"???"

"Isn't this a giant fish, but a kun?"

"The anchor has caught Kun, hurry up and witness this historic moment."

"The prophecy emperor is here, catch a kun to eat, I was slapped in the face."

【Jin Daxiang】: "No, no, this is not a kun, it's just a big fish." It seems that Jin Daxiang's unwilling roar can be felt through the network cable.

"Yeah, there's another one here who's going to eat shit."

"Almost forgot, he jumped out by himself."

【Jin Daxiang】: "I don't admit it, it's just a fish, it doesn't reach the level of not knowing how many thousands of miles it is."

Jin Daxiang's words were immediately refuted by other water friends: "That's not necessarily true. According to the Kun game I played, there are many types of Kun, including bone Kun, rock Kun, emperor Kun, swallowing Kun, etc. The Kun in front of you is so small. Maybe it's You Kun and Xie Guangkun."

"I just want to say that there will be no more Jin Daxiang in the world."

Jin Daxiang quit the live broadcast room.

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(End of this chapter)