Straight man in the wild live

Chapter 101 Ximen Chuixue
"Learn, learn."

"After listening to the anchor's words, I will not dare to eat snow in the future, huh? There are also popsicles, ice cream, shaved ice, and iced Coke. Half of the fun in life is lost in an instant."

"I'm icy smart, icy muscular, icy soul, icy clean. But under the anchor's explanation, I'm actually a rotten person????? Fuck you."

"After talking about the issue of drinking water, let's talk about when people are in the snow, in a desperate situation, and there are no supplies or supplies around, should you wait for rescue or seek a way out by yourself?" Zheng Zhi led Ran Qi Qi then walked and talked.

"I don't know how to ski, and I'm so good at skiing, I'd better wait for rescue."

"Of course I learned from the anchor, you run i run."

"I simply choose death."

"I personally think it is to find a way out. Of course it is my personal opinion. Why? When you are waiting for rescue, you place all your hopes for life on other people, without knowing when you will be rescued and waiting for a long time without a deadline. , your will will gradually collapse. And when you decide to escape, from the moment you decide, you will do everything you can to survive. This desire is sometimes far greater than what you originally had. It is important to wait for rescue to come. At the critical moment, what really defeats you is not your body, but your will."

"The host is so inspiring."

"No, no." Zheng Zhi waved his hands, expressing his humility.

"Not only inspirational, but also humble. The anchor is my idol."

"It's okay." Zheng Zhi became more modest.

"Don't say it, it's true, now the host has proved his idea with actions,"

"Prove your ideas? No, when did I prove my ideas with actions? I have never encountered the things I told you just now." Zheng Zhi had a question mark on his face, not understanding what the water friends meant.

"Isn't the host in a desperate situation right now?"

"That's right, isn't it what it is now? Food is buried, there are no communication tools, and the environment is harsh."

"Is that so? But I've never felt hopeless. I'm too strong. For example, I'm trapped in the snow now, with no food, no tools, and rescuers won't come. I feel that this situation is just like me. It’s like taking a walk, it’s very plain, I looked at it, there are food all over the mountains and plains, no tools? I am the strongest tool. As for the rescuers, if he comes, I can also compete with him to see who goes first Back to the city."

"..."

"I was very sad, I fell into the trap of the anchor, and was compared by the anchor again."

"I (‵o′), the anchor lied to my feelings, I will not live anymore."

"You can also compete with rescuers. I laughed instantly. I watched the live broadcast of hopeless inspiration."

"Then let's go back as soon as possible now. I really want to eat a hot barbecue, take a hot bath, and finally sleep on my soft quilt. Aren't you able to ski? Let's go all the way How about sliding back." Hearing Zheng Zhi's words, Ran Qiqi also came up, although the chocolate provided a lot of energy, but her stomach was still empty, and the absence of food made her will become weak.

There were three drops of cold sweat on Zheng Zhi's forehead, "Don't worry about it, I'm bragging, you've exposed all of this, skiing is to take advantage of the height, we have already skied to the foot of the mountain, now this is a plain."

"It turned out that the anchor was bragging. I was taken aback. I thought he could really compete with the rescuers and who would go back first."

"What about IQ? Rescuers have airplanes, can the anchor have wings?"

"I remember a keyboard man said the same thing last time, and later that person became the prophecy king. Now that keyboard man seems to be caught by a fortune-telling organization and betting on horses every day."

Seeing that Ran Qiqi's will became weak, Zheng Zhi asked thoughtfully, "Are you too hungry to keep going? This is easy to handle." Zheng Zhi walked to a pine tree beside him, and took out the king's red scarf Go around the pine tree, hold the two ends of the red scarf with both hands, make a bow, put your feet on the pine tree, and every time you climb up a few steps, you will pull the red scarf hard, using the gap created by this force , Move the red scarf up.

In this way, Zheng Zhi climbed up to the top of the pine tree with a few strokes. He freed one hand and held the two ends of the red scarf with the other to fix himself in the air. He reached into the tree hole and dug twice, and two balls fell into his arms. Then Zheng Zhi quickly slid down from the pine tree, walked in front of Ran Qiqi with a satisfied face, and gently stroked his hands. She opened the snowflakes on her forehead, spread out the things in her arms and said, "Do you want to eat pine nuts? Or squirrels? Or, both?"

"Wow, this line, this action, my girlish heart exploded. I don't want to eat anything, I just want to eat you."

"Gudong, half of the anchor's bragging is true. At least the saying that there is food everywhere is true."

"I've already painted this scene, bragging and Fuxue, this painting is called Ximen Chuuxue, I made a mistake, Songmen Chuuxue."

"Hey, I won't wear a tie in the future, but I will also wear a red scarf. The red scarf is the weapon to control everything."

"Don't talk nonsense, that's Huntian Ling who is easy to cut."

With just a brush, Ran Qiqi's face turned red. Even the black mask couldn't block his red cheeks. She hesitated and said: "Eat, whatever you want. Yes, yes, we, It’s better to stay here, it’s okay if you don’t go back.”

"Wow, the anchor greened me."

"The first few hundred days, it's like just falling in love. (_)"

"How does the anchor know that there are squirrels in this pine tree?"

"I saw it, although it was very subtle, but I saw a little bit of hair on the squirrel's tail sticking out of the tree hole." After Zheng Zhi and Shui You explained, they turned their heads to Ran Qiqi and said, "Eat some pine nuts first, I will Go and roast this squirrel for you." Sure enough, it was the lack of food that caused Ran Qiqi's will to become weak.

Zheng Zhi easily made a bonfire with the lighter stick on his body. He looked at the weather today. He skied 25 kilometers today, walked for about an hour, and lost all his supplies. Stationed here to see if I can collect some more food.

"The smell of blood will attract all kinds of wild beasts. Everyone should remember it in the future. After killing the ingredients, remember to throw the processed internal organs away. Don't put them near your camp. It's very dangerous, so don't Buried under one's own camp, predators have a keen sense of smell, especially in this environment, doing so is like stealing one's ear."

(End of this chapter)