I may be a pseudo-scholar

Chapter 29 Please Speak Human
"Leave your mobile phone and Wei signal, I'll add you later." Ye Yang looked at him with a smile.

"Oh, by the way, it would be shocking if there was only one less than one child in the whole paper, so you don't mind the second signature?" At this time, Ye Yang looked like a big bad wolf who deceived Little Red Riding Hood .

Shocking the world is true, Ye Yang is not exaggerating.

There are many genius mathematicians at the age of 19. For example, when Lagrange was 19 years old, he communicated with Euler to discuss the "equal period problem", which laid the theoretical foundation for the variational method. For example, Gauss was 19 years old. At that time, he opened up the context of mathematics and physics, and developed the prototype of Gauss's theorem.However, if it is really a matter of fact, it seems that a mathematician who can prove a proof theory that has puzzled generations of people at the age of 19 has not really been born.

But now he was born and is almost an adult.

Liao Province, Bai Xue!
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"What else can I say?" Bai Xue couldn't bear to complain, this Ye Yang's lobbying skills are really good, he is worthy of being admired as a Buddha in the lobby on the first floor.

However, Bai Xue himself was not without gains.In addition to entering the Liaoning Provincial Team, Ye Yang also promised him that he would write the thesis and give Bai Xue the first signature.

After all, Ye Yang is also a revolutionist of the older generation, and Bai Xue doesn't believe that the chairman of the Mathematics Society would fool him with such a thing.

In fact, since he was able to enter the provincial team, it meant that Bai Xue had successfully completed his mission today.This extra paper is a complete surprise.As for using this thesis in exchange for self-enrollment conditions for admission to Tsinghua University or Peking University, or being used to pretend to be used by Liao Province to slap other provinces in the face, Bai Xue never thought about it.

Laozi walks upright and sits upright, upright and upright, and he is taking the college entrance examination. Why do we need other special shortcuts?As for pretending to slap other provinces in the face?I'm sorry, but I'm really happy to do this for Bai Xue!

As soon as Bai Xue left the gate of the association, Liu Wei appeared out of nowhere.

"How is it?" Liu Wei panted heavily and asked a little excitedly.

Bai Xue had a complacent expression on his face, he just smiled and said nothing.

"It's over now! Please treat me!" Liu Wei suddenly yelled strangely, and reached out to pick up Bai Xue's crotch.

Liu Wei knew the gap between himself and Bai Xue, but fortunately, he no longer struggled with the score between him and Bai Xue.Ever since Liu Wei got the last place in the grade, these days, he has also thought about it.

Instead of fighting with a top student in a competitive relationship, it is better to become a comrade in arms who help each other.

That's right, they are comrades!Comrades who can go to the examination room together to kill the enemy!

"What are you doing?" Bai Xue hurriedly covered his crotch.

"I heard that you have a hidden pocket in your pants, where all the money is hidden!" Liu Wei's expression did not change at all, and his hands did not slow down.

"Damn, can you still hear about this?" Bai Xue shook Liu Wei's hand away.

"Please go to the restaurant next to the light rail station to have a meal, and then go back to school!"

After having money, Bai Xue was happy. At least, he dared to squander it occasionally.

The two had a relaxed lunch, and they just took the light rail at noon and drove back to Bincheng.

Bai Xue and Liu Wei walked down the light rail with their schoolbags on their backs, feeling the sea breeze swirling in the air, secretly calling for comfort.

"Our Bencheng is still comfortable, warm in winter and cool in summer, Fengtian City is too boring."

Bai Xue smiled secretly, Liu Wei, you have never been to Binhai City, if you take a stroll around Binhai City, you will know why the eggs are rolling everywhere on the ground.

In Binhai City, when your girlfriend asks you, there is a clear answer to the question of her falling into the water with your mother. The answer is to save your mother first, because your girlfriend wants to soak in the water for a while because it is too hot!It can be seen that this is a natural large furnace!

Bai Xue took a breath of the sea breeze freely, feeling the beauty of Bincheng City.

"Liu Wei, do you remember where you asked me where I was going to take the exam?"

Liu Wei asked back: "Didn't you say that you want to take Lan Xiang's exam?"

"Lanxiang's level is too high. If I want to go, I may not even be able to jump on the excavator's crawler."

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Liu Wei didn't understand, is that why you didn't go to Lanxiang?

"Secondly, after thinking about it, the technology in this school must be very high-end."

"How?" Liu Wei was puzzled.

"Look at the name of this school."

"Name? Lan Xiang?" Liu Wei came to his senses: "Blue shit."

"Look, this school can produce blue shit, how can mediocre people like me set foot in the field."

"Then tell me, where do you decide to take the exam?"

Bai Xue's face suddenly became serious, because he felt that his master level of Linguistics LV3 was finally useful.

"As the saying goes, a person depends on his skin and his saddle, and the so-called appearance will play an important role at certain moments, for example, the ancients had the skill of making faces. Let's sum it up in one sentence: handsome people have a future. "

"When recruiting, a group of graduates from 985 and 211 applied for the job with certificates as thick as their heads. There were so many resumes that they couldn't read them all. Using the skills of physiognomy, you can tell: you should choose the tall and handsome one."

"To choose a cooperative dealer, choose 20 out of [-] people who signed up. What to do if time is tight, you can tell at a glance: you should choose the tall and handsome one."

"There are too many people chasing, what should I do if the conditions are good? You can tell at a glance with the skill of physiognomy: you should choose the tall and handsome one."

"That's why choosing a university is the same. What to do if there are many good universities in Huaxia, you can tell at a glance with the skill of face recognition: you should choose the tall and handsome one!"

What Liu Wei heard was that five thunders hit the top, ten thousand thunders hit his heart, and he was almost killed by lightning.

"No, can you speak human language?"

"I think Shuimu University is good. There is a couplet that says: The mountains outside the scorpion, through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, are extraordinary; Xianju." Bai Xue spoke clearly, and when he talked about this couplet, it was actually vivid.

Liu Wei looked as if he had seen hell.Although Bai Xue is the first in the Chinese grade, he has never seen Bai Xue spit out fairy words like this before?
"Son, do you see that this big brother is a role model for you to work hard for? Look at his demeanor." A fat buttocked aunt pulled her thin baby and pointed her finger in admiration.

"When you go to kindergarten today, you must listen carefully to the teacher's lecture!"

"Mmm... Mmm!" The five or six-year-old boy glanced at Bai Xue with starry eyes, and nodded enviously.

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"This mother and daughter, have I seen it before..." Bai Xue was stunned for 0.01 second.

It took Liu Wei a long time to say slowly, "Bai Xue."

"Huh?" Bai Xue regained his composure.

"Just when you were spouting foam all over the sky, the two of us managed to miss the bus to school."

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(End of this chapter)