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Chapter 208 Seems to be masturbating

Chapter 208 Seems to be masturbating
"Guess!" Bai Xue said with a dark face, covering his laptop like covering his own pissed daughter-in-law.

Originally, Li Can asked the last question in a polite and elegant manner.All of you here are busy people, who has time to go to Bird White to learn what you are really doing with your computer.

Now this young man, the notebook is either League of Legends or slapping it. If you say you are studying, who will believe it?At most, I will throw you a blank stare, and then return to calm.

However, Bai Xue's side-by-side answer immediately looked different.To be precise, it seduced Li Can's curiosity.

This guy... Seeing this vigilant look on his face, isn't he really masturbating?

"I understand..." Li Can didn't even guess, only a fool would guess!He showed a more ambiguous expression, and then a dragon wagged its tail and jumped onto his bed.

"You want to use 36 tactics to trick me? No way!" Bai Xue curled his lips.

Li Can's move was really clumsy.

"Really, I can't see that you understand in your words, but in fact you are full of curiosity?"

"I think... what Bai Xue wrote seems to be a thesis?" Wang Wenqing said thoughtfully as he adjusted his glasses frame.

The voice was not loud, but according to the sound speed of 340m/s and the sound amplification and down-pitch theory, it happened to be transmitted to Li Can's ears who were less than six meters away from Wang Wenqing.

Li Can's heart skipped a beat, and his brain, whose IQ was higher than his height, suddenly began to think about it, and his thoughts flew up.

"Bai Xue is writing a dissertation, and he is still shameless, and he seems to be masturbating..."

Li Can connects these three points and connects them together.

"Damn?! Bai Xue is writing a thesis on masturbation?!"

Li Can's eyes lit up immediately, as if he had lost hundreds of millions.

"Why didn't I think that this kind of meddling can also be described as a paper published as an academic theory?"

"That's not right... Shouldn't the researcher for this thesis be from the Department of Biology? Bai Xue, a mathematics department, also does this?" Li Can was puzzled. He hadn't heard of Bai Xue's achievements in biology?It seems... just a full score in biology in the college entrance examination?
Bai Xue remained silent.Facing Wang Wenqing's inquiry, Bai Xue just wanted to divert the topic by keeping silent.After all... As long as everyone was not blind just now, they should be able to see Bai Xue writing a thesis.

Wu Bin snickered aside.What he was laughing at wasn't that Bai Xue's thesis was misunderstood by Li Can as masturbation, nor was he laughing at the fact that Bai Xue's thesis was revealed by Wang Wenqing.What he laughed at was: This guy really overestimates himself!Really want to write a paper on quantum mechanics?Do you really think you can try to change the theory of quantum mechanics?Do you really feel that a person who is engaged in mathematics can put a foot in physics?

You thought you were Newton?Or do you think you are Gauss?Furthermore, even for these great figures in modern history, cross-border research is due to overlapping research fields.

Newton was working on Newton's laws of kinematics, and when he was a little bit confused, he came up with the theory of calculus. The purpose was to facilitate his own gradual progress on the road of physics.

Gauss was engaged in astronomical astrometry to find the orbits of planets, because other people were confused when they couldn't find the orbits of celestial bodies, so he came up with astrometry, the purpose is to benefit all mankind, so that everyone will not be like a certain "Euler" Comrades are tired and blinded by the measurement.

But no matter whether it is Newton or Gauss, what they created across the two worlds of physics and mathematics did not have an idea, and then they did it at will, and then successfully benefited mankind.Geniuses like them also worked on it for half a year and a year, plus later revisions, before finally pushing it to the world.

Can you learn it for nothing?

(End of this chapter)

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