Shock: This licking dog is about to rebel

Chapter 50, How did your IQ pass the exam?

In the end, Chen Hao didn't stop the car. He just kicked the accelerator and found a parking space near Jiang University's School of Humanities.

11 pm.

404 Scumbag Dormitory.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck you!"

"Second brother, you are finally willing to come back."

Old Zhou Wen, who was typing while eating snacks, threw away the keyboard, stretched out his hands and rushed towards Chen Hao, giving Chen Hao a firm hug.

"Rare customers, rare customers, rare!" Liao Guangwen, the sixth son who was playing games, looked up and looked very happy.

"Old Chen, where did you go today? And you have such a handsome outfit! I called you so many times, but you didn't answer, and you didn't reply to the messages, and the one you asked me for What is the document for? Oh, right, do you want to drink? We brought 50 pieces of beer back from the commissary today, enough for us to drink for a while."

For Chen Hao who suddenly returned to the dormitory, the boss Xu Xin'an was also very surprised, crackling is just a bunch of nonsense.

There was only one reason why he talked so much. He hadn't spoken to Chen Hao for a long time, and he was eager to express his welcome to Chen Hao.

"Yeah! I went shopping with Yan Damei from the Conservatory of Music for a day. I'm so tired. How can I have time to chat with you?"

Chen Hao grabbed a handful of peanut butts from the table, sat down on the bed, and responded casually.

Don't look at him as if he didn't do anything today, in fact, in order to complete the task, in order not to make a fool of himself in front of the beauties, he has been in a state of high tension and excitement, which is really tiring.

"Ouch! The third goddess in the beauty ranking of the university city has been shopping with you for a day, and she is quite tired, second child, do you know that you are not worthy of a beating now?"

The eldest Xu Xin'an stepped on the bedside with one foot, and looked at Chen Hao with contempt like an interrogator.

"I'm serious, don't you believe me? In fact, goddesses are just like that. They are easy to get along with and are not as cold as you think."

"Crack!"

Chen Hao opened a can of Budweiser, Gulu Gulu drank less than half of the can.

"Boss, look at this kid's swelling. It seems that we are worrying about him for nothing."

Lao Sizhou Wen looked at Chen Hao's expression of needing a beating, and slapped Chen Hao on the shoulder.

"Old Chen, actually, the most important thing to be a human being is to be down-to-earth. To find a girlfriend, you don't have to find those who are beautiful. The one that suits you is the best, at least you have to be worthy.

Liu Yaqin... forget it, I won't say bad words. This woman obviously regards you as a long-term meal ticket, a spare tire, and a Neptune. Why are you so stubborn?You and her are not at the same level of players, it's really not suitable, let's let go as soon as possible! "

The boss, Xu Xin'an, persuaded him earnestly.

This is not the first time he has said this.

The reason why Chen Hao didn't go back to the dormitory before was because he knew he was wrong, blamed Lao Xu, accidentally injured him, couldn't face Lao Xu, and didn't want to admit his mistakes, so he didn't come back much .

To put it bluntly, it is to save face and suffer.

"Why don't you believe me? If you don't believe me, I'll show you that we have all added friends." Chen Hao tried his best to analyze, and even took out his mobile phone.

Ding!
Just in time, a message came in.

Chen Hao thought it was Yan Yuxuan, but he saw it.

Damn you, meow!

Liu Yaqin.

Several roommates in the dormitory could see clearly, and then rolled their eyes and shook their heads dejectedly.

"Hopeless!"

"It's completely hopeless!"

"How can I have a brother like you? It's unreasonable!"

Liu Yaqin: "Chen Hao, where are you? I just came out of the police station, can you pick me up?"

Fuck, does this bitch really think of me as a licking dog who comes when called and goes away when waved?
I have made my words so clear just now, she still has the face to ask me to pick her up, this face is not made of 304 steel plate, is it?
What does this take me for?

delete!
Chen Hao did not hesitate to delete this woman.

At this moment, a rapid system prompt sounded in Chen Hao's mind.

【Ding!Warning: The host cannot take the initiative to delete the contact information of the bound dog licking object, this is not a normal behavior of a dog licking, otherwise the task will be doubled]

your sister!

"What's the matter? You still can't bear it?"

"Second, come, let me help you!"

"Forget it, fourth, look at his bear, is it possible?"

Chen Hao was speechless. It's not that I don't want to!
is not possible.

But this can't be parsed!
Liu Yaqin: "You haven't sent me a red envelope today! Are you going to keep your word?"

If it was before, no matter how tense the two parties were, as long as the other party still accepted his red envelope, Chen Hao would still send the other party a 5.2 yuan plus a red envelope marked good night.

Not for anything else, just because I have personally promised.

But this time.

Without hesitation, Chen Hao gave the other party a do-not-disturb mode.

Since it couldn't be deleted, Chen Hao randomly pinned a dozen of his friends to the top, so as not to see the information of this bitch as soon as he opened WeChat.

Nausea.

"Old Chen, let me ask you a very serious question. Are you really not good at it?"

The boss, Xu Xin'an, asked with great interest, not shy at all, because he didn't believe it at all.

"Change the question, next one."

Don't talk about sex, this is Chen Hao's bottom line, no matter when.

"Okay, let's change the topic. What happened at the canteen today?"

"The thing is, this morning, I bound a system, the more you spend, the more money you spend..."

Chen Hao immediately gave everyone a general idea.

"Old Chen, are you still a brother? That's enough for you. Damn, why didn't you say that you were reborn 30 years ago?"

"Why don't you say that you are the reincarnation of the great emperor, and your soul has awakened."

"Install a sign-in system for my brother!"

"Actually, your surname was Tang in your previous life, and the single character is three."

"Brothers for more than three years, do you have to be so perfunctory to us?"

"Boss, beat him!"

Several scumbags immediately surrounded him, pretending to want to fix Chen Hao.

"stop!"

"Actually, the truth is that a highway was planned near my house, which happened to take up our orchard and three-story bungalow. The cash alone cost our family millions of dollars, and there were other things. All kinds of treatment, and I am the only child in the family, so my dad transferred 100 million directly to me."

"Let me just say, it's still a system, you really think you are the hero of my novel."

"That's about the same."

"One million, you spent more than 100 a day, you are too prodigal."

……

Chen Hao: ...

This Nima's!

If I tell you the truth, none of you will believe it.

I have to force Lao Tzu to make up stories for you.

Now it's all right, there's no doubt about it.

Are you afraid that you are sick?

With an IQ like yours, I don't know how you got into the exam in the first place!

Is it possible that a book is so worthless now?

Cheating!

Ding!
At this time, Chen Hao's WeChat finally received another message.

Yan Yuxuan: "Chen Hao, are you home yet?"

"Look at you, Miss Yanda took the initiative to send me a message, are you envious?"

Chen Hao walked around in front of the scumbags with his mobile phone, and said ecstatically.

(End of this chapter)