Shock: This licking dog is about to rebel
Chapter 1, System Task 1 Small Goal
Chapter 1, System task a small goal
"Beauty, is this bottle of Farmer's Three Punches one dollar okay?"
The canteen of Jiangcheng University Gymnasium.
Chen Hao said with a slightly embarrassed expression while holding a somewhat messy chicken nest head.
As soon as this word comes out.
A group of boys around just roared with laughter.
"Ha ha……"
"Damn it, even if you don't even have fifty cents, you still have to come out to pretend to be aggressive. Chen Hao is really crazy to lick the dog, right?"
"Is this the ultimate dog licking king of your Jiang University? It will save face for you."
"Stop talking, we're all lost."
"Hurry up and call the mental hospital to take this guy away."
……
Looking at the countless contemptuous eyes around him.
Chen Hao could guess with his toes that their dog must not have anything good to say.
But Chen Hao didn't care, as if to embolden himself, he straightened his waist again, looked at the cashier girl with firm eyes and asked again:
"Ok?"
"This……"
The cashier girl is just a part-time freshman in her freshman year, and she has only been working for a few days.
It was the first time she saw such a shameless person, she didn't have much experience in dealing with it, so she was stunned.
There was a hint of embarrassment in the disgusted gaze, and he looked at the store manager not far away with a look of help.
The store manager frowned and shook his head helplessly, sighed expressionlessly, and walked slowly towards the cashier.
"I'll buy you this bottle of water!"
Chen Hao was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hands and said, "Thank you in advance! But don't invite me, can you just sell me for one yuan and five?"
"Okay, as long as you like it." The store manager said indifferently, it was just a bottle of water anyway.
What she cares more about is.
What the hell is Chen Hao, that idiot wanting to do?
This is already the 18th bottle of water he bought today.
Every time you buy a bottle of water, give a bottle of water to a girl.
Every girl is a beauty above the rank of class flower.
And some of these beauties have their boyfriends standing beside them, and Chen Hao doesn't care if their boyfriends are willing or not, as long as they look good.
This is completely the rhythm of looking for a fight!
Fortunately, he didn't just invite a beautiful woman to drink water, but invited a large group of people, otherwise he would have gone to the hospital long ago.
But this time, he couldn't even come up with two yuan, and he insisted on buying another bottle of water.
What the hell are you trying to do?
Are you really shameless?
Hearing that Liu Yaqin broke up with him at the school gate just now, he fainted from anger.
Could it be that, as other students guessed, Chen Hao's stupid pen has already been mad by that bitch Liu Yaqin?
Are you crazy?
Maybe!
At this time, Chen Hao, even he himself was a little uncertain. Is he really crazy?
"If I wasn't crazy, how could I believe that something like that could happen to me?"
Today is Liu Yaqin's birthday.
She didn't come home all night again last night.
Early in the morning, Chen Hao waited at the gate with the birthday present he had already prepared.
an hour ago.
Liu Yaqin got off a BMW Seven Series at the school gate.
And all of this was seen by Chen Hao.
Liu Yaqin didn't even give Chen Hao a chance to speak, so she said:
"Chen Hao, I've thought about it for a long time, and I think we're still not suitable, so let's break up!"
Chen Hao was dumbfounded at the time!
You were fine yesterday, why did you break up suddenly?
Seeing that Liu Yaqin turned around and was about to leave after speaking, Chen Hao wanted to catch up and ask for clarification.
But right now.
Chen Hao suddenly felt a splitting headache, and then a series of voices sounded in his mind.
[Mr. Chen Hao, hello!Congratulations, you stood out in this year's Cosmic Dog Licking King PK Competition, achieved No.1 in the Galaxy Division, and won the title of Dog Licking King issued by the system. 】
[In order to allow you to better develop your dog-licking ability, go further and further on the road of dog-licking to achieve better results. 】
[You are now rewarded with a dog licking system, the system binding rules are as follows:]
【自21年9月28日10点30分起,您需要在24小时以内,找到至少一位颜值90分以上的女生,为其所消费买单。】
【During these 24 hours, every penny you spend on girls with a beauty score of 90 or above will be doubled back to your ICBC personal account instantly. 】
【And your task is to earn 24 million in your personal account within these [-] hours. 】
[The task is completed, the system continues to complete the binding. 】
[If the task fails, the system will confiscate all the returned funds in your account, return you to your original shape, and continue to look for the next more potential licking dog. 】
【Mission begins, good luck! 】
When Chen Hao woke up after receiving this message, he found himself lying on the ground.
Liu Yaqin had long since disappeared.
Chen Hao kept recalling that voice.
system?
Double the return on consumption?
A small goal a day?
Do you really think this is writing a novel?
How could I be a lowly lick dog?
impossible!
This is absolutely impossible!
It's even better than a novel.
Chen Hao thought he was hallucinating, ignored it, and planned to go to Liu Yaqin to ask for clarification.
Just at this time, a series of reminder sounds came from the mobile phone, so I turned it on.
Chen Hao is stupid!
This Nima!
My WeChat, QQ, Alipay, Momo, SMS messages...all the software that can receive messages have received the same message.
It is the information edited from the voice in my mind just now.
"Which bastard is playing with me?"
"I am the king of dog licking?"
"How the hell is this possible?"
"It's obviously a true hobby of mine, isn't it?"
Chen Hao is still unwilling to believe that all this is true.
Just take all of this as some bastard's prank.
Kill Chen Hao.
He wouldn't even believe that he would be a dog licker, or the king of dog lickers.
"I just did what a boyfriend should do because of love, responsibility, and promise."
"but."
"If you can really earn a small goal a day, it's not impossible to make you misunderstand."
"Even if it's really just a prank, it's just a matter of losing face."
"How much is a catty for face? How can it be compared with a small goal?"
"Well, as long as I have money, Yaqin won't leave me."
Chen Hao acted resolutely and did what he said.
then.
In the canteen of the gymnasium, there was a scene where Chen Hao gave the beautiful woman crazy water.
Just a pity.
He found 17 girls one after another on the spot, and he thought the most beautiful girl, and gave away 17 bottles of water.
But his account balance still hasn't changed.
"Is it because these girls are not pretty enough?"
Because here in the gymnasium today, a basketball friendly match between Jiang University and the Conservatory of Music has just ended.
It has gathered nearly a thousand students.
Then, because of Chen Hao's series of coquettish operations, the siphon effect was caused.
Up to now.
There are nearly 2000 girls around here.
Youjiang is the fourth most beautiful woman on the list of beauties.
There is also the second beauty in the beauty list of the Conservatory of Music.
This is the music academy!
There are many beautiful women who are famous.
Those who can be ranked here are definitely goddess-like existences.
What's more, she is the second most beautiful woman.
Such a goddess.
But Chen Hao didn't dare to look at the existence before.
If Liang Jingru hadn't given him courage today, Chen Hao probably wouldn't have dared to say a word in front of such a beauty in his entire life.
Even if you take a second look, you are afraid that you will defile the goddess' body.
Such beauties are not up to standard?
How can it be?
"It seems that I have really been tricked!"
After failing 17 times in a row, Chen Hao no longer had any hope.
Just struggling to the death.
I've been teased 17 times anyway, and I don't mind making them laugh one more time.
He took out a one-yuan note from his pocket, scanned the QR code, and transferred the last fifty cents left on WeChat.
Then Chen Hao had a bottle of Farmer's Three Punches in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
"Beauty, is this bottle of Farmer's Three Punches one dollar okay?"
The canteen of Jiangcheng University Gymnasium.
Chen Hao said with a slightly embarrassed expression while holding a somewhat messy chicken nest head.
As soon as this word comes out.
A group of boys around just roared with laughter.
"Ha ha……"
"Damn it, even if you don't even have fifty cents, you still have to come out to pretend to be aggressive. Chen Hao is really crazy to lick the dog, right?"
"Is this the ultimate dog licking king of your Jiang University? It will save face for you."
"Stop talking, we're all lost."
"Hurry up and call the mental hospital to take this guy away."
……
Looking at the countless contemptuous eyes around him.
Chen Hao could guess with his toes that their dog must not have anything good to say.
But Chen Hao didn't care, as if to embolden himself, he straightened his waist again, looked at the cashier girl with firm eyes and asked again:
"Ok?"
"This……"
The cashier girl is just a part-time freshman in her freshman year, and she has only been working for a few days.
It was the first time she saw such a shameless person, she didn't have much experience in dealing with it, so she was stunned.
There was a hint of embarrassment in the disgusted gaze, and he looked at the store manager not far away with a look of help.
The store manager frowned and shook his head helplessly, sighed expressionlessly, and walked slowly towards the cashier.
"I'll buy you this bottle of water!"
Chen Hao was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hands and said, "Thank you in advance! But don't invite me, can you just sell me for one yuan and five?"
"Okay, as long as you like it." The store manager said indifferently, it was just a bottle of water anyway.
What she cares more about is.
What the hell is Chen Hao, that idiot wanting to do?
This is already the 18th bottle of water he bought today.
Every time you buy a bottle of water, give a bottle of water to a girl.
Every girl is a beauty above the rank of class flower.
And some of these beauties have their boyfriends standing beside them, and Chen Hao doesn't care if their boyfriends are willing or not, as long as they look good.
This is completely the rhythm of looking for a fight!
Fortunately, he didn't just invite a beautiful woman to drink water, but invited a large group of people, otherwise he would have gone to the hospital long ago.
But this time, he couldn't even come up with two yuan, and he insisted on buying another bottle of water.
What the hell are you trying to do?
Are you really shameless?
Hearing that Liu Yaqin broke up with him at the school gate just now, he fainted from anger.
Could it be that, as other students guessed, Chen Hao's stupid pen has already been mad by that bitch Liu Yaqin?
Are you crazy?
Maybe!
At this time, Chen Hao, even he himself was a little uncertain. Is he really crazy?
"If I wasn't crazy, how could I believe that something like that could happen to me?"
Today is Liu Yaqin's birthday.
She didn't come home all night again last night.
Early in the morning, Chen Hao waited at the gate with the birthday present he had already prepared.
an hour ago.
Liu Yaqin got off a BMW Seven Series at the school gate.
And all of this was seen by Chen Hao.
Liu Yaqin didn't even give Chen Hao a chance to speak, so she said:
"Chen Hao, I've thought about it for a long time, and I think we're still not suitable, so let's break up!"
Chen Hao was dumbfounded at the time!
You were fine yesterday, why did you break up suddenly?
Seeing that Liu Yaqin turned around and was about to leave after speaking, Chen Hao wanted to catch up and ask for clarification.
But right now.
Chen Hao suddenly felt a splitting headache, and then a series of voices sounded in his mind.
[Mr. Chen Hao, hello!Congratulations, you stood out in this year's Cosmic Dog Licking King PK Competition, achieved No.1 in the Galaxy Division, and won the title of Dog Licking King issued by the system. 】
[In order to allow you to better develop your dog-licking ability, go further and further on the road of dog-licking to achieve better results. 】
[You are now rewarded with a dog licking system, the system binding rules are as follows:]
【自21年9月28日10点30分起,您需要在24小时以内,找到至少一位颜值90分以上的女生,为其所消费买单。】
【During these 24 hours, every penny you spend on girls with a beauty score of 90 or above will be doubled back to your ICBC personal account instantly. 】
【And your task is to earn 24 million in your personal account within these [-] hours. 】
[The task is completed, the system continues to complete the binding. 】
[If the task fails, the system will confiscate all the returned funds in your account, return you to your original shape, and continue to look for the next more potential licking dog. 】
【Mission begins, good luck! 】
When Chen Hao woke up after receiving this message, he found himself lying on the ground.
Liu Yaqin had long since disappeared.
Chen Hao kept recalling that voice.
system?
Double the return on consumption?
A small goal a day?
Do you really think this is writing a novel?
How could I be a lowly lick dog?
impossible!
This is absolutely impossible!
It's even better than a novel.
Chen Hao thought he was hallucinating, ignored it, and planned to go to Liu Yaqin to ask for clarification.
Just at this time, a series of reminder sounds came from the mobile phone, so I turned it on.
Chen Hao is stupid!
This Nima!
My WeChat, QQ, Alipay, Momo, SMS messages...all the software that can receive messages have received the same message.
It is the information edited from the voice in my mind just now.
"Which bastard is playing with me?"
"I am the king of dog licking?"
"How the hell is this possible?"
"It's obviously a true hobby of mine, isn't it?"
Chen Hao is still unwilling to believe that all this is true.
Just take all of this as some bastard's prank.
Kill Chen Hao.
He wouldn't even believe that he would be a dog licker, or the king of dog lickers.
"I just did what a boyfriend should do because of love, responsibility, and promise."
"but."
"If you can really earn a small goal a day, it's not impossible to make you misunderstand."
"Even if it's really just a prank, it's just a matter of losing face."
"How much is a catty for face? How can it be compared with a small goal?"
"Well, as long as I have money, Yaqin won't leave me."
Chen Hao acted resolutely and did what he said.
then.
In the canteen of the gymnasium, there was a scene where Chen Hao gave the beautiful woman crazy water.
Just a pity.
He found 17 girls one after another on the spot, and he thought the most beautiful girl, and gave away 17 bottles of water.
But his account balance still hasn't changed.
"Is it because these girls are not pretty enough?"
Because here in the gymnasium today, a basketball friendly match between Jiang University and the Conservatory of Music has just ended.
It has gathered nearly a thousand students.
Then, because of Chen Hao's series of coquettish operations, the siphon effect was caused.
Up to now.
There are nearly 2000 girls around here.
Youjiang is the fourth most beautiful woman on the list of beauties.
There is also the second beauty in the beauty list of the Conservatory of Music.
This is the music academy!
There are many beautiful women who are famous.
Those who can be ranked here are definitely goddess-like existences.
What's more, she is the second most beautiful woman.
Such a goddess.
But Chen Hao didn't dare to look at the existence before.
If Liang Jingru hadn't given him courage today, Chen Hao probably wouldn't have dared to say a word in front of such a beauty in his entire life.
Even if you take a second look, you are afraid that you will defile the goddess' body.
Such beauties are not up to standard?
How can it be?
"It seems that I have really been tricked!"
After failing 17 times in a row, Chen Hao no longer had any hope.
Just struggling to the death.
I've been teased 17 times anyway, and I don't mind making them laugh one more time.
He took out a one-yuan note from his pocket, scanned the QR code, and transferred the last fifty cents left on WeChat.
Then Chen Hao had a bottle of Farmer's Three Punches in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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