I receive courier in Datang
Chapter 68 The face saint is him!
Chapter 68 The face saint is him!
"Choose me, Brother Tony!" Cheng Chu said silently.
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "No canvassing is allowed, I am an impartial judge, it's useless if you call me brother!"
Cheng Chu sighed silently, what a pity...
"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight a tiger. If the tiger is not at home, he is the face saint!" Li Chengqian nodded blindly.
The last one he picked was five-year-old Lu Zhaolin.
"It's up to you! Pikachu, oh no, it's Lu Zhaolin, come with me to meet the saint." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative emotion value from Kong Yingda, +152"
"From..."
In the first sentence, he said that he was a fair judge, but in the second sentence, he started to be blind. What kind of fairness is this!
Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng laughed secretly. They could see what the old boy Kong Yingda was thinking. Li Chengqian really taught this old boy a lesson!
"I'm afraid His Royal Highness is unfair." Kong Yingda said.
"How about you marry your granddaughter to me, and I'll let you choose." Li Chengqian said.
Changsun Wuji laughed loudly: "Haha, then I will definitely give Gao Ming and Junyao a big red envelope at that time!"
"Negative emotion value from Kong Yingda, +125"
He just walked away, he had nothing to say to a shameless person like Li Chengqian.
Kong Yingda's disciples quickly followed.
Mo Yu, who was observing in secret, suddenly felt something strange when he heard Kong Junyao's name. He couldn't tell what it was, and it was a bit sour.
This is Li Chengqian's public confession...
She also didn't embarrass Li Chengqian. People from several big families knew that Li Chengqian was weird, but they didn't know that Li Chengqian was so weird, so they sent a woman who could eat all the big families.
When asked about something, Mo Yu didn't know what to ask, even if he ate and drank too much, Mo Yu also generously accepted money, which made the people of several big families bewildered.
The food is like meat buns beating dogs, and the money given seems to be in vain. Where did Li Chengqian find such a wonderful thing?It's like birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups!
Lu Denghui was also surprised. Li Chengqian actually chose his son blindly. This was more exciting than a thousand pieces of gold. A thousand pieces of gold is easy to get, but an opportunity is rare!
He pulled Lu Zhaolin aside, and began to tell him: "When you see His Majesty, you can answer whatever he asks you, and don't talk nonsense about other things, you understand?"
"I see."
Li Chengqian took Lu Zhaolin away. On the way, Lu Zhaolin struggled repeatedly, but still asked, "What is Pikachu?"
"Um, Pikachu is a yellow mouse that can release lightning." Li Chengqian said.
"Oh……"
The two came to Li Er, and Li Er looked at Li Chengqian: "Did you win the poetry championship this time?"
"No, I have given up this poem chief to someone else. The kid next to me is called Lu Zhaolin, and he is the poem chief." Li Chengqian said, "I am giving young people a chance."
Li Er glanced at Lu Zhaolin, his eyes twitching, what a young person!
"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +124"
Li Er said: "Lu Zhaolin, you are doing well. You can write poems at a young age. Your future will be limitless. I like it very much."
Lu Zhaolin said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
"Now I can always read the whole poem of Xia Ke Xing." Li Er said.
Xiaomei hurriedly took it to Li Er, Li Er read it over and nodded, this poem is very good, it did not disappoint him, it is indeed a good poem.
"Okay, Gao Ming, you did a good job this time. I am very pleased. I will write more poems after I can write poems, you know?"
"Yes."
Li Chengqian took Lu Zhaolin away, and Lu Zhaolin was a little dazed.
"Is this gone?"
"What else do you want?" Li Chengqian asked.
Lu Zhaolin said, "Nothing."
"Go back to your father and study hard. You will become a great poet in the future. If you don't, I will eat this tree!" Li Chengqian said.
At the end of the poetry meeting, the news that Li Chengqian won the first poem with a chivalrous poem quickly spread. The ladies of various families and the oiran of the brothel all looked at Li Chengqian with admiration.
"Brother Tony, we have discussed it. We will hold a celebration banquet for you tomorrow at Zuixian Tower. You must go then." Du He said.
"I see."
The next morning, it was time to receive the courier.
"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."
Li Chengqian cut open the box, and inside was a large bag of rice crackers, he couldn't help curling his lips, this thing is boring, he can make it himself.
However, these plastic bags are very good. They can be transformed into fashionable handbags. They are smaller than the previous hot pot bottom bags, but they are better than nothing. He can finally fulfill his promise.
Drunken House.
After Li Chengqian arrived, he sat down with Du Hefang Jun.
He took it out of his pocket and took out three bags of millet rice crackers, one for each person. He opened them and ate them. The two followed suit and ate them too.
"Why is this food so delicious? It's spicy, crispy, what's its name?" Du He asked.
"Millet rice crust, made of rice." Li Chengqian said.
Du He was shocked: "Why is the crispy rice made of rice called millet crispy?"
Li Chengqian was speechless for a while: "Maybe they are made by Xiaomi."
"Huh? Ours are different, yours is red, mine is green." Fang Jun said.
Li Chengqian explained: "Du He's is spicy, Fang Jun's is beef."
Fang Jun was shocked: "Huh? Mine is beef-flavored? How come I don't taste like beef!"
"It's beef-flavored crispy rice, not beef!" Li Chengqian was convinced.
The two tasted each other and came to the conclusion that Du He's spicy crispy rice is delicious.
Fang Jun felt a little aggrieved and had no choice, so Li Chengqian had to exchange the spicy rice dumpling in his hand for Du He.
Of course, no matter how delicious the crispy rice is, it is not as delicious as the food. The three of them ate and drank for a while, and Du He said: "We have prepared a good show."
After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and a row of young girls came out. The upper body clothes were normal, and the lower body was the grass skirt that Li Chengqian let the unlucky guard wear before, but this time, the girls were wearing straw skirts.
Li Chengqian was speechless. As expected, these two guys did this thing as soon as they came back. It's true that the good ones can't learn it, but the bad ones can learn it!
The girls started to dance, of course it wasn't the hula dance, it was the dance they usually practiced, and from time to time they had a good time, Li Chengqian was also dazzled by watching it for a while, and couldn't move his eyes away.
After the song was over, Fang Jun wiped his saliva: "Brother Tony, how was the performance?"
"It's okay, it's just that the dance is not very authentic, but it's really beautiful..." Li Chengqian said.
Du He said: "Did you hear that? His Royal Highness said that you danced well. He was the first to make this grass skirt. You should thank him!"
"Negative emotion value from Zhao Wanqing, +152"
"From..."
Li Chengqian shook his head when he received the thanks from these women, Du He is really a good brother!
(End of this chapter)
"Choose me, Brother Tony!" Cheng Chu said silently.
Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "No canvassing is allowed, I am an impartial judge, it's useless if you call me brother!"
Cheng Chu sighed silently, what a pity...
"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight a tiger. If the tiger is not at home, he is the face saint!" Li Chengqian nodded blindly.
The last one he picked was five-year-old Lu Zhaolin.
"It's up to you! Pikachu, oh no, it's Lu Zhaolin, come with me to meet the saint." Li Chengqian said.
"Negative emotion value from Kong Yingda, +152"
"From..."
In the first sentence, he said that he was a fair judge, but in the second sentence, he started to be blind. What kind of fairness is this!
Changsun Wuji and Wei Zheng laughed secretly. They could see what the old boy Kong Yingda was thinking. Li Chengqian really taught this old boy a lesson!
"I'm afraid His Royal Highness is unfair." Kong Yingda said.
"How about you marry your granddaughter to me, and I'll let you choose." Li Chengqian said.
Changsun Wuji laughed loudly: "Haha, then I will definitely give Gao Ming and Junyao a big red envelope at that time!"
"Negative emotion value from Kong Yingda, +125"
He just walked away, he had nothing to say to a shameless person like Li Chengqian.
Kong Yingda's disciples quickly followed.
Mo Yu, who was observing in secret, suddenly felt something strange when he heard Kong Junyao's name. He couldn't tell what it was, and it was a bit sour.
This is Li Chengqian's public confession...
She also didn't embarrass Li Chengqian. People from several big families knew that Li Chengqian was weird, but they didn't know that Li Chengqian was so weird, so they sent a woman who could eat all the big families.
When asked about something, Mo Yu didn't know what to ask, even if he ate and drank too much, Mo Yu also generously accepted money, which made the people of several big families bewildered.
The food is like meat buns beating dogs, and the money given seems to be in vain. Where did Li Chengqian find such a wonderful thing?It's like birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups!
Lu Denghui was also surprised. Li Chengqian actually chose his son blindly. This was more exciting than a thousand pieces of gold. A thousand pieces of gold is easy to get, but an opportunity is rare!
He pulled Lu Zhaolin aside, and began to tell him: "When you see His Majesty, you can answer whatever he asks you, and don't talk nonsense about other things, you understand?"
"I see."
Li Chengqian took Lu Zhaolin away. On the way, Lu Zhaolin struggled repeatedly, but still asked, "What is Pikachu?"
"Um, Pikachu is a yellow mouse that can release lightning." Li Chengqian said.
"Oh……"
The two came to Li Er, and Li Er looked at Li Chengqian: "Did you win the poetry championship this time?"
"No, I have given up this poem chief to someone else. The kid next to me is called Lu Zhaolin, and he is the poem chief." Li Chengqian said, "I am giving young people a chance."
Li Er glanced at Lu Zhaolin, his eyes twitching, what a young person!
"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +124"
Li Er said: "Lu Zhaolin, you are doing well. You can write poems at a young age. Your future will be limitless. I like it very much."
Lu Zhaolin said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."
"Now I can always read the whole poem of Xia Ke Xing." Li Er said.
Xiaomei hurriedly took it to Li Er, Li Er read it over and nodded, this poem is very good, it did not disappoint him, it is indeed a good poem.
"Okay, Gao Ming, you did a good job this time. I am very pleased. I will write more poems after I can write poems, you know?"
"Yes."
Li Chengqian took Lu Zhaolin away, and Lu Zhaolin was a little dazed.
"Is this gone?"
"What else do you want?" Li Chengqian asked.
Lu Zhaolin said, "Nothing."
"Go back to your father and study hard. You will become a great poet in the future. If you don't, I will eat this tree!" Li Chengqian said.
At the end of the poetry meeting, the news that Li Chengqian won the first poem with a chivalrous poem quickly spread. The ladies of various families and the oiran of the brothel all looked at Li Chengqian with admiration.
"Brother Tony, we have discussed it. We will hold a celebration banquet for you tomorrow at Zuixian Tower. You must go then." Du He said.
"I see."
The next morning, it was time to receive the courier.
"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."
Li Chengqian cut open the box, and inside was a large bag of rice crackers, he couldn't help curling his lips, this thing is boring, he can make it himself.
However, these plastic bags are very good. They can be transformed into fashionable handbags. They are smaller than the previous hot pot bottom bags, but they are better than nothing. He can finally fulfill his promise.
Drunken House.
After Li Chengqian arrived, he sat down with Du Hefang Jun.
He took it out of his pocket and took out three bags of millet rice crackers, one for each person. He opened them and ate them. The two followed suit and ate them too.
"Why is this food so delicious? It's spicy, crispy, what's its name?" Du He asked.
"Millet rice crust, made of rice." Li Chengqian said.
Du He was shocked: "Why is the crispy rice made of rice called millet crispy?"
Li Chengqian was speechless for a while: "Maybe they are made by Xiaomi."
"Huh? Ours are different, yours is red, mine is green." Fang Jun said.
Li Chengqian explained: "Du He's is spicy, Fang Jun's is beef."
Fang Jun was shocked: "Huh? Mine is beef-flavored? How come I don't taste like beef!"
"It's beef-flavored crispy rice, not beef!" Li Chengqian was convinced.
The two tasted each other and came to the conclusion that Du He's spicy crispy rice is delicious.
Fang Jun felt a little aggrieved and had no choice, so Li Chengqian had to exchange the spicy rice dumpling in his hand for Du He.
Of course, no matter how delicious the crispy rice is, it is not as delicious as the food. The three of them ate and drank for a while, and Du He said: "We have prepared a good show."
After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and a row of young girls came out. The upper body clothes were normal, and the lower body was the grass skirt that Li Chengqian let the unlucky guard wear before, but this time, the girls were wearing straw skirts.
Li Chengqian was speechless. As expected, these two guys did this thing as soon as they came back. It's true that the good ones can't learn it, but the bad ones can learn it!
The girls started to dance, of course it wasn't the hula dance, it was the dance they usually practiced, and from time to time they had a good time, Li Chengqian was also dazzled by watching it for a while, and couldn't move his eyes away.
After the song was over, Fang Jun wiped his saliva: "Brother Tony, how was the performance?"
"It's okay, it's just that the dance is not very authentic, but it's really beautiful..." Li Chengqian said.
Du He said: "Did you hear that? His Royal Highness said that you danced well. He was the first to make this grass skirt. You should thank him!"
"Negative emotion value from Zhao Wanqing, +152"
"From..."
Li Chengqian shook his head when he received the thanks from these women, Du He is really a good brother!
(End of this chapter)
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