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Chapter 63

Zhou Jiaqing is aggrieved!He is a big man, wearing a hula skirt, and he still wants to dance. The point is that he can't dance. What he learned in the military camp is not hula dancing!
Li Chengqian said: "The essence of hula dance is to make the hula skirt flow like running water, just twist your body quickly, try it."

The rest of the people were very surprised. Li Chengqian said it as if he had seen a hula dance, but in fact, Li Chengqian had indeed seen a hula dance, but he didn't watch it seriously and just remembered it.

After Li Chengqian's explanation, Zhou Jiaqing probably knew what to do. He began to twist his body quickly, and the grass skirt began to sway.

Du He said blankly: "Brother Tony, if this hula dance is performed by a beautiful woman, it will definitely be a very beautiful scenery."

Fang Jun was also taken aback, he began to imagine a group of young women dancing hula in front of him, and a few drops of saliva couldn't help falling down.

The two looked at each other, hula dance, let's do it when we get back!

Li Chengqian was speechless. He felt that he shouldn't tell the two about the hula dance. These two were like male dogs in heat. After returning home, he didn't know how many women would be harmed by the hula dance. When he thought of this, Li Chengqian think he is a sinner.

"Okay, let's go, the three of us are going to participate in the poetry meeting." Li Chengqian said.

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Jiaqing scrambled away, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Li Chengqian said.

As if struck by lightning, Zhou Jiaqing froze in place, turned his head extremely stiffly, and looked at Li Chengqian.

"Go slowly, don't fall yourself." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Zhou Jiaqing, +155"

He turned and left, not daring to be too fast, not too slow, when the heartless laughter of the three came from behind, Zhou Jiaqing's nose was sore, and he cried out loudly, running while crying, why is life so difficult?

The three of them came to the drinking place not long after, and Li Chengqian was the first to arrive. After all, Li Er occupied the most upstream place. Li Chengqian approached honestly and said, "Father, queen, mother."

Li Er frowned: "Shangsi Festival is also considered a big festival, why did you come here with disheveled clothes? Could it be that you have a problem with me?"

"I was wrong." Li Chengqian said.

He didn't even dare to talk about Fang Jun falling into the water. He came from upstream, and Fang Er fell into the water, which could be regarded as polluting the water of the Liushang River. If he said it, Li Er would definitely clean up Fang Er.

"Go down!" Li Er waved his hand.

Li Chengqian left with a sigh.

Empress Changsun said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, after a while Gao Ming will give you and me a face."

Li Er rolled his eyes: "That kid fools around with Du He Fangjun all day long, it would be strange if he could give you and me a face, just don't cause trouble for me."

"Your Majesty just needs to wait, there will be good news from time to time." Empress Changsun said.

Li Er sighed in his heart, his wife is good in everything, but one thing, it is very inappropriate to spoil Li Chengqian too much.

Just out of the wolves and into the tiger's mouth, Li Chengqian turned around and met a dozen young tigresses. Then he remembered that he hadn't made the fashionable handbag that he promised everyone.

The point is that he can't do it either!

Turning around quickly, Li Chengqian was about to run for his life, but Li Lizhi shouted: "Brother, what are you hiding?"

Li Chengqian had no choice but to turn around and face these people. The eldest sister, Li Yunshu, said, "Come here!"

Li Chengqian went over honestly.

"What about what you promised us?" Li Yunshu asked.

Li Liyu hugged Li Chengqian's right leg, and Li Chengqian couldn't move an inch.

It's terrible!

Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and prepared to bleed heavily. He counted the people nearby and took out the same number of big bubble gums.

"One big bubble gum per person, it's my apology. For the fashion handbags, let's give it a little more time." Li Chengqian said.

The delicious and interesting big bubble gum surprised everyone. Everyone went to the bubble blowing competition and had no time to question Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian knelt down and said, "Liyu, chew this big bubble gum slowly, don't swallow it, you know?"

"Oh..." Li Liyu said.

As a young princess, eating bubble gum requires supervision. Li Chengqian looked around, and Li Lizhi could take on this important task.

He said: "Lizhi, help me remind Liyu, don't let her swallow the bubble gum."

Li Lizhi stretched out his hand, Li Chengqian understood, he took out a bubble gum and put it in Li Lizhi's hand.

"Not enough!" Li Li protested.

"Give me back!"

Li Chengqian made a gesture to snatch it back, but Li Lizhi dodged: "Enough is enough!"

Li Chengqian was finally able to relax. He found Li Tai and the others, and began to eat and drink. Of course, he had a principle that he would not take a sip of the wine in the water.

"Brother, you can only recite half a poem this year." Li Tai said.

Immediately, everyone nearby burst into laughter.

"I don't recite poems this year, I'm just a rough man, recite a poem with a hammer!" Li Chengqian said.

When he said that, the others laughed even harder.

Li Chengqian had no choice but to pick up a stone the size of an egg, and threw it towards a place where no one was around. The stone hit a tree, but instead of bouncing off as everyone expected, it smashed open and passed through the trunk, leaving behind a stone the size of an egg. Hole.

You can even see bright light coming from the other side. Everyone was stunned. They rubbed their eyes. What kind of power is this?
"Look, I'm really a rough person, I have nothing but strength." Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was speechless, what a rough person.

……

Fang Jun went back, and suddenly, Fang Xuanling was not calm, Fang Xuanling said: "Stupid thing, where are your clothes?"

He saw that Fang Jun was wearing a suit of clothes. The jacket was a python robe, which meant that it had one claw less than Li Er's dragon fear, so it could only be Li Chengqian's. Well, the only one who can make up this whole body is his simple-minded son.

Fang Jun smirked, he lifted the crucian carp to the level of his head, and said, "Father, I caught a fish, and I'm just honoring you."

Fang Xuanling suddenly lost his anger, sighed and said: "My son has a heart, Fangguan, go and deal with this crucian carp, I want to eat it."

Fang Guan took the crucian carp from Fang Jun and took it to cook.

"Come here, find some clothes for Yi Ai to change into." Fang Xuanling said, "Yi Ai, return the clothes of His Highness the Crown Prince to them quickly, what do you care about wearing this?"

Fang Jun said: "Father, don't tell me, this dress is really good, I feel that my mind has cleared up a lot! Would you like to try it?"

As Fang Jun said, he took off the clothes on his body and handed them to Fang Xuanling. Fang Xuanling took the python robe, of course it was impossible to try it on by himself.

"Yi Zhi, take this clothes back to His Highness the Crown Prince, and thank him for not letting Yi love catch a cold." Fang Xuanling said.

Fang Yi directly looked at his fiery brother, and sighed helplessly, but fools have foolish blessings, Fang Yiai and Li Chengqian are good brothers, which means that his brother will still have a bright future in the future.

Maybe……

(End of this chapter)