I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 41 Garbage Classification
Outside the Ganlu Palace.

Mo Yu was a little expectant and a little scared, her neck was slightly retracted, like a quail, when Li Chengqian saw it, he almost laughed out loud.

"Mo Yu, are you afraid? She doesn't eat people, and the most you can do is to be criticized by her after you go in." Li Chengqian said.

"Why are you criticizing me?" Mo Yu asked.

"I'm talking nonsense."

"Negative emotion value from ink rain, +108"

After the announcement, the maid brought the two of them in, and Mo Yu couldn't move his eyes when he saw his eldest grandson Wugou.

She only saw Empress Changsun with plump skin, sitting quietly and alone, her cheeks were full of pears, her nose was greasy with goose fat, and her eyes were like water. Although she didn't speak, Mo Yu felt very kind.

"Gao Ming, why are you here?" Changsun Wugou asked.

"I brought my girlfriend to see my mother." Li Chengqian said.

In fact, the word "parent" appeared earlier than father and mother, but these two terms are used more in private, not much outside.

"Negative emotion value from ink rain, +123"

She hurriedly wanted to defend: "I don't..."

Empress Changsun looked at the little girl in front of her. She had a long figure and an oval face. She was wearing ordinary palace maid clothes, but judging from her standing posture, she was not a palace maid.

"Come here, let me have a look." Empress Changsun said.

Mo Yu was stunned, Li Chengqian tugged Mo Yu's sleeve, and Mo Yu took advantage of the opportunity to walk in front of Empress Changsun.

The eldest grandson Wugou grabbed Mo Yu's hand and said, "Come, sit beside me."

Mo Yu could only sit down.

The eldest grandson Wugou said: "What a pretty girl, what's your name, how old is this year?"

"Mo Yu, eighteen." Mo Yu said.

"That's right, I can take care of Gao Ming when I'm older." The eldest grandson Wugou said.

She noticed some calluses on Mo Yu's hands, and she didn't think it was bad. On the contrary, she liked this girl very much. It's rare to find a woman who is willing to do things like this.

"Come on, it's the first time we meet, so naturally I have to give you a little gift." The Empress Changsun said, took the gold bracelet from her wrist, and put it on Mo Yu's wrist involuntarily.

Mo Yu was shocked and wanted to take off the bracelet: "It's too expensive, I don't want it."

Queen Changsun said: "It's just a small item worth mentioning. Look, I wear so many bracelets on my wrists, which are very heavy. You are helping me share the pressure."

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes and didn't speak human words!What do you mean by having too many heavy bracelets on your wrist?Can't it be removed if it's too heavy?You have to wear them all on your wrists. To put it bluntly, isn’t it just for local tyrants to show off their wealth...

"Thank you, empress." Mo Yu said.

"After you accept my bracelet, what should you call me?" Changsun Wugou asked.

Mo Yu: "..."

"Negative emotion value from ink rain, +148"

Li Chengqian suddenly became restless. Why did Mo Yu feel resentment towards him when it was obvious that his eldest grandson Wugou forced Mo Yu?Of course, the negative emotional value arrived, so he decided not to say anything.

The eldest grandson Wugou reached out to Mo Yu's waist, and Mo Yu was startled immediately, not daring to move, and the eldest grandson empress continued to grope.

"That's right, she has broad hips, she is a good-bred girl." The eldest grandson Wugou laughed.

Mo Yu blushed, bowed her head and dared not speak.

"Mo Yu, my mother regards you as a tool to have children, why don't you say something to refute her?" Li Chengqian said, "You were not like this before."

Being ridiculed by Li Chengqian, Mo Yu looked at Li Chengqian bitterly, she could only tell herself in her heart that the two were different, and what the empress said was naturally right.

"Gao Ming, why don't you two stay here tonight, and I'll arrange for you, and it's time for me to hug my grandson." Empress Changsun said.

Li Chengqian: "Mom, you are still so young. Carrying grandchildren is what old ladies do. Carrying grandchildren will make you older!"

"Old is old, as long as there is a grandson to hug him." The eldest grandson Wugou said.

"But, since you have a lovely grandson, I'm not your favorite baby anymore. This baby is not happy! Hmph!"

"Negative emotion value from grandson Wugou, +123"

"Negative emotion value from ink rain, +104"

"From Xiaomei..."

Li Chengqian's words about this baby successfully disgusted the people who heard it. This is the first time they have seen such a big baby!

The eldest grandson Wugou had no choice but to support her forehead. One of the important reasons why she wanted a younger grandson so much was that Li Chengqian was really hopeless, no, he could even be said to be crazy.

Comparing such a hopeless son with a lovely grandson who has not yet met, Li Chengqian has no explanation for his complete defeat.

"By the way, Mo Yu also prepared gifts." Li Chengqian said.

Mo Yu was surprised, when did she prepare the gift, why didn't even he know about it?
As Li Chengqian said, he took out a roll of toilet paper and presented it to Empress Changsun.

Empress Changsun flipped through the toilet paper, a little puzzled, how could such a white roll look more and more like paper, but it was also thinner and softer than ordinary paper.

Queen Changsun asked: "Is this paper?"

Apparently, Li Lizhi secretly hid the toilet paper given to her by Li Chengqian and used it for herself without telling anyone. Thinking of this, Li Chengqian couldn't help but sigh that he was such a clever little guy who knew how to hide good things.

"That's right, but this is not paper for writing." Li Chengqian said.

"Then this is..."

"toilet paper."

"What raw paper?" Empress Changsun was surprised, this thing was born, isn't paper made?
Li Chengqian was also speechless for a while, why did the mother and daughter look the same and asked the same questions, Li Lizhi also thought it was the toilet paper.

Mo Yu was also curious. After being biased by Empress Changsun, she also wanted to know who the hell is this Wei, who can actually give birth to such a thing.

"Toilet paper is not about what it is made of, but about its use." Li Chengqian said, "Forget it, let me demonstrate it."

He took the toilet paper from Queen Changsun's hand, found the end of the paper, pulled off two sections, folded it in half, and put it on his nose.

puff……

"Negative emotion value from grandson Wugou, +123"

"From..."

Li Chengqian's action was so inelegant that it left people speechless. Is this still what a prince should look like?

However, everyone does know what toilet paper is. It turns out that it is used to clean up dirt. It is a pity that it is so white.

"Where's the trash can? Bring it to me quickly!" Li Chengqian said.

This time, Xiaomei was stunned.

There is a spit pot for eating meat and bones and other food residues and saliva in the eating place, and there is a wastebasket for storing waste paper in the study, but what is this thing in Li Chengqian's hand?

Waste paper cannot be put together with ordinary garbage, because paper means knowledge, and respecting paper means respecting knowledge. Of course, it doesn't matter whether Li Chengqian's wrapping his nose in paper is an insult to knowledge, he has already done it.

The most important thing now is garbage classification. What kind of garbage is this thing?

Empress Changsun said: "Take it with your hands."

(End of this chapter)