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Chapter 35 Eat three lumps in a row!

Xiao Ningzi spent a lot of effort to find this shit. He even went to ask the children playing on the street. Fortunately, Xiao Ningzi was smart and asked a child. If he asked an adult, he would probably think of him as a psychopath. .

In the end, under the guidance of a child, he found dog shit on the street corner. He added three pieces of dog shit with chopsticks and put it in the food box. He finally completed what Li Chengqian told him and hurried back to find Li Chengqian.

What he thinks now is very simple, that is, it would be better not to come back. Although Li Chengqian didn't let him eat shit, feeding people to eat shit is really disgusting.

Yan Junxi eats the marrow and knows the taste, and rushes forward with his mouth open. Originally, the person who suppressed him was to make him eat stinky tofu, but now, it was to make him not be impulsive.

Although stinky tofu is good, don't be greedy...

Xiao Ningzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a piece of shit between him, and his hands began to shake. He had never seen such a person who opened his mouth to eat shit like this. Not only had he never seen it, he had never heard of it!
He always felt guilty about feeding shit to people.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +108"

Li Chengqian frowned, this little Ningzi doesn't know what's wrong, he just feeds shit, and it's not like letting him eat shit, why do you always give him negative emotion points?Isn't it a very happy thing to feed others to eat shit?

If they are really unhappy, why are these onlookers so happy with wide-eyed eyes?People are really weird...

"Why are you dawdling? Hurry up! I can't wait!" Yan Junxi shouted.

He could clearly see that the poop this time was different from the previous ones. The previous "poop" had a black and smooth surface, while the inside was firm and delicious, with sharp edges and corners.

This time, the outside is a bit wet, and the shape is also lumpy. It looks like shit, who is fooling!

What's this?This is a new breed!It's not too much fun to make it into the shape of shit!

Seeing that everyone was impatient, Xiao Ningzi had nothing to say, so he could only grit his teeth, close his eyes, and stuff the shit into Yan Junxi's mouth.

Yan Junxi squinted his eyes and chewed, what's the matter with this taste?He felt his tongue, teeth, even his throat, lungs, and nose filled with the smell of feces.

This stinky tofu is simply too powerful, it looks like shit, but can this stop him?He is an invincible old glutton!
Enduring the disgusting stench, he continued to chew, and even feces-yellow juice flowed out from his mouth.

According to Yan Junxi's official errand, he vomited.

Xiao Ningzi also vomited.

Du He also vomited.

The onlookers saw that so many people vomited, some of them also vomited.

Even though Li Chengqian was in an innate state and had extremely strong control, his stomach was churning and he almost vomited. Fortunately, this wave had harvested a lot of negative emotion points, making him feel a little more comfortable.

"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +123"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +124"

"From..."

Yan Junxi was busy vomiting on his official duties, but Yan Junxi was now free. He stared at the other two pieces of shit in the food box, with doubts in his eyes. The last one he ate was very strange. Why didn't it smell bad and taste good?
He walked to the food box, picked up the chopsticks, picked up a lump of shit, put it in front of his nose to smell it, put it in his mouth, and started chewing.

This was something Li Chengqian didn't expect, he was stunned, this Yan Junxi is poisonous!After eating one lump, you have to eat a second lump. Is this to be full?
"Negative emotion value from Duhe, +132"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +133"

"From..."

When Yan Junxi ate the second lump, Du He accidentally vomited the first one and looked up.

"Fuck!"

Du He yelled and continued to vomit. He even vomited out acidic water. There was really no food in his stomach.

Xiao Ningzi was in even more pain. He was facing Yan Junxi. Yan Junxi even snatched the chopsticks from his hand. He was the same, feeling like he wanted to vomit out his intestines.

In the end, Li Chengqian couldn't hold back, and also vomited, and many people who were fine in the distance also vomited.

The second poop, Yan Junxi still didn't taste the taste he wanted, it was still smelly from the beginning to the end, he was surprised, he didn't know why it happened, there was the last one left, he had already eaten two, the last one, it was inevitable eat!

He even felt a little numb in his mouth now, and it wouldn't hurt if he ate any more.

After eating the third piece of shit, Yan Junxi frowned. This one still smelled very bad. It was not the same as the ones he had eaten before. This was really strange. Why did it taste so bad?

He wondered, "Why do these three lumps of shit smell as bad as shit?"

The people next to him were all vomiting, but no one answered his question.

Li Chengqian came over slowly, and Li Chengqian said: "You little genius, haven't you thought about one thing? Something smells like shit, and it tastes like shit, so what exactly is this thing?" ?”

Yan Junxi was taken aback, what is this thing?

Du He sighed and said, "That thing is shit, brother!"

After Du He finished speaking, he started retching again. He really couldn't spit out anything.

Yan Junxi, with some shit hanging from the corner of his mouth, stood up and looked around blankly. Everyone looked at him with the eyes of a monster. He can't be offended by a bully who eats three pieces of shit in a row in the street, can't be offended!
He laughed: "Hey, who am I? Where am I? What is this?"

With disheveled hair, Yan Junxi staggered towards the crowd. The crowd dispersed to make way for this fierce man. Soon, Yan Junxi passed through the crowd, walked away along the street with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Yan Junxi is crazy.

The scene was a mess, vomit was everywhere, everyone left temporarily, and asked the servants to clean up these things.

"It's amazing, it's the first time I've seen someone so happy eating shit." Du He said.

"It's also my first time..." Li Chengqian didn't dare to think about that scene now, it was so beautiful that it made people tremble.

"Will this affect our business?" Du He asked, "Someone is eating shit at the door, the more you think about it, the more unlucky you are."

"Don't worry, this is called advertising effect. Our stinky tofu is probably going to have an explosive effect." Li Chengqian said.

In a short time, everything was cleaned up, and the Prince Heifang shop continued to open, while Li Chengqian and Du He secretly observed nearby.

Sure enough, this time, many people came, and not everyone liked stinky tofu. Many people would contribute negative emotion points to Li Chengqian for the second and third time after contributing negative emotion points for the first time.

This made Li Chengqian very comfortable.

"Negative emotion value from Feng Chen, +120"

"From..."

"Negative emotion value from Mowen, +136"

"Ding dong, it was a beautiful era, it was a great era, a hundred schools of thought contended, a hundred flowers bloomed, and countless historical figures worth remembering appeared, such as Confucius, Laozi, Mozi, Zhuangzi..."

Seeing this omitted sentence in the system, Li Chengqian became curious and clicked to enter it.

"Ding Dong, accept the task and reproduce the contention of a hundred schools of thought. If you fail, you will be punished accordingly."

Li Chengqian: "???"

"Negative emotion value from Li Chengqian, +188"

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