I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 31 Toilet Paper

Li Er looked at Li Chengqian in bewilderment: "Gao Ming, what do you mean? Let me draw cakes to satisfy my hunger?"

"No, this picture naturally has its magical effect." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand. The little eunuch who was making the noodles quickly put the noodles in front of Li Er and opened the lid. Li Er took a closer look and was shocked. The noodles really looked like the pictures!
But, there is still a slight difference from the exact sameness.

Li Chengqian also discovered this, and immediately became furious.

"You bastard, can't you be more steady when serving the noodles? Look, this noodle is different from the picture! I have worked so hard to make it exactly the same!" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +106"

Xiao Ningzi lowered his head and didn't dare to speak, he could see clearly how Li Chengqian manipulated those poor cooks, bit by bit he repaired the surface exactly like the one on the picture.

He worked so hard with a hammer!
Li Chengqian continued to scold: "Xiao Ningzi, I wonder if you are dissatisfied with me recently? What I tell you to do is very important. I value you, do you know?"

"Yes, Your Highness." Xiao Ningzi said.

"Okay, Gao Ming, don't talk about it, I will try this noodle first." Li Er said.

Li Er was a little surprised when he smelled the smell. The red soup and very thin noodles didn't look very fresh, but it smelled very fresh.He picked up a piece of noodles with chopsticks and put them in his mouth. Immediately, he was fascinated by the noodles.

Because these noodles are very thin, each one is very tasty, and the taste is not ordinary, it is a new version of the ship that he has never experienced, and the spicy taste is a taste that he has never tried.

He picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup. Sure enough, he tasted it. This wonderful spicy taste came from the red oil floating on the soup.

"What is this red seasoning? Its taste, no, it should be said to be a feeling, it gives me a very stimulating feeling, it is really enjoyable!" Li Er asked.

"It's chili, this noodle has chili added." Li Chengqian said.

"Chili is amazing, why haven't I heard of it?" Li Er asked.

"Because it only exists in this side, we don't have it here." Li Chengqian said.

"Where did this noodle come from?" Li Er asked.

"Existence is reasonable." Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotion value from Li Shimin, +125"

Li Ermeng started to eat, and quickly finished a bowl of noodles. After all, they are instant noodles. The design of instant noodles is like this. If you don't feel full after one pack, you won't be able to eat two packs. This deluxe version of instant noodles is just enough to fill you up.

Now Li Er was completely comfortable.

"Gao Ming, if you have any good things in the future, remember to bring some to your father, you know?" Li Er said.

"Definitely." Li Chengqian said, "Since my father enjoyed the meal, I will leave first."

"Wait a minute, where is the Big Bubble Gum?" Li Er said.

Li Chengqian was speechless. He thought that Li Er was eating so happily, so he forgot about the big bubble gum. He didn't expect this guy to remember it so clearly.

He had no choice but to take out the big bubble gum and put it on the table in front of Li Er. There were seven flavors in total, and Li Er was immediately satisfied.

"Go back." Li Er said.

Li Chengqian walked out the door. Just as he was leaving, he heard Li Er laughing wantonly.

"There are seven flavors, I post it, haha..."

When Li Chengqian heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched. A guy who has never seen the world, how many bubble gums are so excited?He shook his head and went back.

Early the next morning, it was time to collect express delivery again.

"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."

Snapped……

A large bag of toilet paper fell in front of him, and Li Chengqian was stunned. This thing is really terrible!

He usually has two choices when going to the toilet, one is to wipe his butt with a handkerchief, and the other is to use paper.

To be honest, he always felt weird to use a handkerchief. Of course, this is a privilege only for nobles, but he is used to toilet paper, not handkerchiefs.

And the paper he used was really rough, and I always felt sorry for my chrysanthemums when using it.In fact, things are much better now. Back in the day, people used things like wooden strips. It’s hard to imagine how they were used. Scrape?

He tore open the plastic wrap, took out a roll of paper, tore off a section, rushed out the door, went straight to the toilet, and within a short time, finished throwing the bomb and wiped his butt with toilet paper.

"It's so comfortable!" Li Chengqian shouted.

Compared with before, going to the toilet is a kind of enjoyment now.

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +103"

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Ningzi, +104"

"From..."

The maids and eunuchs in Li Chengqian's place are going crazy, who the hell is like Li Chengqian, when they went to the latrine, they shouted that they were comfortable, isn't this sick?
Li Chengqian, who walked out of the latrine with a relaxed face, looked at the others. No one dared to look at Li Chengqian. They all thought that Li Chengqian was crazy. Obviously, when His Royal Highness is crazy, it's better not to approach him.

However, just as he was squatting, Li Lizhi happened to come, and he came to beg for a fashionable handbag.

"Brother, are the handbags ready for us?" Li Li asked.

Li Chengqian was naturally prepared, but he only removed the second hot pot base, so there was only one.

"Can one work?" Li Chengqian asked.

"No!" Li Li demanded, "How do we divide one?"

"You take turns to use it. You use it today and I use it tomorrow. Isn't that okay?" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotional value from Li Lizhi, +58"

They are all pampered princesses, how can there be any reason to take turns using a handbag?

"You don't mean what you say!" Li Li demanded.

"I just promised to prepare it for you, but I didn't say the time. Maybe in the next life?" Li Chengqian said.

"Negative emotional value from Li Lizhi, +100"

"I'll go find my father to judge!" Li Li said harshly.

Li Chengqian was startled, wouldn't this make Li Er blackmail again?no!

"I have something nice."

After he finished speaking, he took out a big bubble gum and handed it to Li Lizhi, who was surprised.

"What is this?"

"Tear off the candy wrapper, eat it and you'll know, just don't swallow it." Li Chengqian said.

Li Lizhi carefully tore open the candy wrapper. The candy wrapper kept its original shape, with no damage at all, but some wrinkles.

She put the big bubble gum into her mouth, and suddenly, her eyes narrowed, what a sweet candy!

"It's not chewed, it's chewed." Li Chengqian said.

"Oh……"

Li Lizhi started chewing bubble gum.

"Ah..."

Li Chengqian sneezed for no reason, and Li Chengqian was a little suspicious. Did someone say bad things about him?He looked at the record of negative emotion value and found that there was no record, it seemed that it was just an itchy nose.

He took out the remaining paper and prepared to blow his nose.

"What is this? Such white paper!" Li Lizhi was shocked.

She had never seen such white paper.

Li Chengqian folded the white toilet paper that Li Lizhi had never seen before, put it on his nose, and blew his nose vigorously.

puff……

Li Lizhi was stunned, what a waste of natural resources!

"Negative emotional value from Li Lizhi, +126"

(End of this chapter)