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Chapter 282 Ma: I'm not drunk!
Does an oiran need to practice drinking?The answer is yes.

Drinking culture has always existed as a somewhat perverted and deformed culture. In particular, giving women alcohol is one of the biggest hobbies of many men!

Humans are basically cheap, and giving women alcohol is nothing more than satisfying their own desire to control, which can only be done if they have money and power.

As for the ones who poured alcohol on girls at class reunions in college, they were probably purely bad. However, in this world, it seems that such bad people get along better, which is really strange.

It's the same in ancient times, these sons, what they like most is to drink wine for these prostitutes. Fortunately, they have no chance to drink wine for serious girls, because they can't use friendship as a bargaining chip.

In fact, speaking of it, these people who use the friendship of their school days to drink girls are basically scumbags. As long as they can see clearly, they will naturally stay away from them.

This kind of person may be suitable for those so-called teacher's rules, the dog professor who first comes with a big bowl of spirits, and the one who pretends to be able to drink it is such nonsense as the pillar of the country!
How is it different from those who visit women in brothels?One is using his power as a teacher, and the other is using his own money and the power given by the prostitute herself who doesn't have much rights!

Luluo and Lin still smelled the strong smell of alcohol and looked at each other in unison.

Sure enough, all the crows in the world are as black as black, and all the men in the world are the same. We can't expect His Highness the Crown Prince to be so extraordinary.

Li Chengqian must have wanted to use this strong-smelling wine to get the two of them drunk, and then...

However, sooner or later, there comes a day when it is better to be with Li Chengqian than with others.

The money for their redemption is not like that of a woman who has suffered so much like Zhao Yinger. They saved it by themselves. All the money for their redemption was paid by Li Chengqian.

Lin is still [-] guan, and Luluo is [-] guan, which is probably an excellent house in Chang'an City.

If they have been in business for many years and have the money to redeem themselves, they will definitely not let Li Chengqian help them redeem themselves, but since Li Chengqian has helped them redeem themselves, they must have self-knowledge.

They were actually very envious of Zhao Yinger, they met Li Chengqian relatively late, but they had money to redeem themselves, so she and Li Chengqian were equal, they were not.

The two encouraged each other, so they had to take a bottle of spirits and drink it.

Li Chengqian frowned when he saw the green fingers stretched out by the two apprentices!
He took action, and with two snaps, the backs of Luluo and Lin Yiran's hands turned red.

Mo Yu and Kong Junyao almost laughed out loud. Luo Li didn't have many strange thoughts and just focused on eating seafood.

She didn't eat much of this kind of seafood before, because the place she lived was too inland!

Li Chengqian said: "Okay! Are you an adult? Just drink secretly? Besides, I only have this amount of wine in total. If you drink it, what will you do if you get me drunk?"

Li Chengqian's question of adulthood is based on the idea of ​​adulthood, not the current algorithm of getting married at the age of 12.

Looking at it this way, the two of them are indeed not considered adults at the age of 17...

As for getting himself drunk, it was also to let his strength dissipate, so that he could complete his great cause of creating human beings to pass on to the next generation!

Ever since he knew that there would be a big war five years later, he has been very obsessed with the creation of human beings. Human beings must leave something, especially children. This is the most wonderful thing left to the world!
Lu Luo and Lin Yiran were hit twice, and the back of her hand hurt badly, but her evaluation of Li Chengqian increased a lot. Did he actually want to get herself drunk?Wasn't it to get the two of them drunk and then take the opportunity to do some ridiculous things?
Lin Yiran said: "Master, people often say that they drink away their sorrows. What is there to worry about, Master? You are the most talented person in the world now!"

Li Chengqian drank a bowl of wine and felt his stomach heat up. It seemed to have an effect.

He said: "Young people don't know what it means to be sad. They love to go up to the upper floors, love to go up to the upper floors, and forcefully express their sorrows in order to write new words. Now that they know all about the sorrows, they want to say it, and they want to say it, but they say it's a cool autumn!" "

The chivalrous spirit has not diminished, and Mo Yu kept muttering: "It's winter, what an autumn!"

What Li Chengqian was talking about was his melancholy for the future, the dimensionality reduction attack!He had nowhere to escape, so he had to be the first to go up, because if the sky fell, the first one to hit would naturally be him, the tallest person.

Kong Junyao and Lu Luolin were still surprised, this poem is so good!Sure enough, he is the most talented man in the world, and he can write a good poem casually.

It's just a feeling of lethargy, is Li Chengqian old?Not old!It's the big picture of a teenager!
Even a little younger than their two apprentices!Why is there so much sadness?

Mo Yu said: "Li Chengqian, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. What kind of man is he who beats around the bush?"

Li Chengqian was not angry.

Lu Luo and Lin were still surprised. This woman, probably the mistress of the Prince's Mansion, called Li Chengqian by name!What a blessing this must be!
In fact, they were all wrong, the order was wrong, it should be Mo Yu who called Li Chengqian by his name, and then Li Chengqian liked her, and she was the mistress of the Prince's Mansion.

What Li Chengqian likes is the feeling of calling him by his name. Husband and wife are not equal, how can they be married?
Li Chengqian, who was slow to respond, sang: "Your third aunt is such a man, your third aunt is such a man!"

The rest of the people: "???"

Third aunt has no man?Whose third aunt?Is this why Li Chengqian is worried?strangeness!Too strange!

It’s just as strange as the green Prince’s Mansion this winter!
He opened all the bottles of wine and began to blend them.

Li Chengqian seemed to have read an article saying that mixing different wines would make people more likely to get drunk. Although he didn't know the reason, he thought he could give it a try.

While mixing the wine, he said: "Mo Yu, if I get drunk, you must ensure that our human creation work goes smoothly..."

After hearing this, Mo Yu blushed and almost flipped the table over. Seeing that Li Chengqian was drunk, she endured it.

Li Chengqian was actually not drunk. It was still very early to get there!

"Bring some wine from our house!" Li Chengqian said.

Xiao Cui said: "Our wine doesn't smell as strong as the prince's wine. Why don't we drink strong wine instead of ordinary wine?"

She admired Li Chengqian infinitely, and felt that Li Chengqian should drink the strongest wine, ride the strongest horse, and be with the most beautiful woman.

Li Chengqian said: "I'm going to mix these wines together to make a cocktail."

"Does Your Highness want chicken tail feathers?" Xiaocui asked.

Li Chengqian was taken aback: "What's the chicken hair? No, go."

After a while, the wine was brought, the most high-end palace wine, baijiu, and green ant wine from street stalls.

Li Chengqian was very satisfied and began to mix his special cocktail in the empty jar.

As keen as him, he has a special sense of smell. He keeps smelling, adding a little to this, adding a little to that, and finally, the jar is full.

"Okay! This is the most powerful wine in the world specially made by me. It is said to be poured in three steps in one bowl!" Li Chengqian said.

Everyone was curious, is this wine really so powerful?

Li Chengqian said: "Who wants to try?"

Pouring a bowl in three steps sounds terrifying, and no one dares to agree.

Then it’s the old rules.

"Little Ningzi!"

Xiao Ningzi who was waiting outside the door tightened his heart and hurried in.

"His Royal Highness is looking for me?"

Li Chengqian said: "On weekdays, I always come to you first when I have any hard work. This time, you are the first to drink good wine!"

Xiao Ningzi looked at the wine Li Chengqian put on the table, and his heart trembled inexplicably. Is this to give him poisoned wine?No way!He felt that Li Chengqian was not such a person.

Xiao Ningzi picked up the wine bowl and drank it down.

Li Chengqian asked: "How does it taste?"

Xiao Ningzi smacked her lips: "It tastes weird, and it feels like my throat has been cut with a knife."

"Aren't you dizzy?" Li Chengqian continued to ask.

"Not dizzy."

Li Chengqian said: "Take two steps without fainting."

Xiao Ningzi took two steps, but nothing happened.

Li Chengqian scolded with a smile: "Stupid thing! If you are told to take two steps, do you really take two steps?"

Xiao Ningzi raised her feet. As soon as she raised her feet, she felt something was wrong. What was going on? The world was spinning!

It was fine before!Why did you suddenly faint?He still decided to fulfill Li Chengqian's order. Although the third step was difficult, he still took it firmly!

The moment her feet came into close contact with the ground, Xiao Ningzi fell down.

Li Chengqian said: "Sure enough! I knew it, Xiao Ningzi, you are still far behind!"

Several people came quickly to carry Xiao Ningzi away. It was not good to lie here.

Li Chengqian held the wine jar with both hands and drank heavily. He drank the whole jar of wine in one breath!

He put down the wine jar, and took one step, two steps, three steps, and sure enough, he was a bit over the top, but he continued to walk, but his steps were a little sloppy.

No one dared to stop Li Chengqian, everyone just looked at him, and Li Chengqian walked in front of the three brothers of the Prince's Mansion.

Li Chengqian patted the black phantom on the head and said, "Xiao Hei, let's go drink driving."

Black Phantom: "???"

It stared at Li Chengqian, wondering what Li Chengqian meant and what did drunk driving mean?
Even if Li Chengqian was drunk, but he wasn't drunk, how could it be called drunk driving?
Li Chengqian got on the horse, and the black phantom had to carry Li Chengqian on his back, preparing to walk around the Prince's Mansion a few times and let the drunk Li Chengqian play for a while.

Li Chengqian said: "Let's go out for a walk."

The black phantom naturally doesn't want to go out. It's warm as spring here, and you can occasionally eat fresh vegetables. When you go out, the ground is covered with white snow, there is nothing to eat, and it's easy to slip. What's the point?
It felt that Li Chengqian was drunk, so it ignored Li Chengqian.

The nearby guards also breathed a sigh of relief. If the black phantom really went out, they really wouldn't be able to keep up!This guy runs too fast!

Li Chengqian said: "Why, my words are useless?"

He patted the black phantom's butt, and the black phantom hurriedly walked out the door, and arrived at the door in a short time.

Mo Yu said with great shame: "Li Chengqian, doesn't what you said before count?"

"Come back and talk!"

The door opened, and after the black phantom scented her nose, she rode away.

On a snowy night, Chang'an City has an extrajudicial gangster who thinks he won't be caught by the police for drunk driving, and a fat black horse who thinks he's sober and can't be considered drunk driving.

During curfew time, horses are racing in the city, and the police patrolling the city are not blind. They can see clearly, but no one can control it!

too fast!It's like a black lightning bolt in the dark night!

At first, some people wanted to stop it, but after seeing it for the second and third time, they collectively chose to ignore it and regarded it as a gust of wind blowing in front of them.

The two bad guys saw another brother coming with a jar of wine and half a roast chicken in his hand.

"What are you doing? We're on business! Drinking?"

The bad guy holding the wine said, "Why are you two panicking? How can you survive in such a cold weather without drinking a little wine?"

The two looked at the wine and roast chicken in their brothers' hands, and swallowed.

"It's a cold day. If you freeze to death and beg for help, then drink some!"

The three of them found a place without snow, sat down to drink, took a bite each, tore off strips of chicken, put them in their mouths and chewed them, warming up their bodies, it was really good!
"How many times have you seen it?"

"Fifth time!"

"Are you still human?"

"It's just a gust of wind, if you see it, just pretend you didn't see it."

"It makes sense. Let's stay far away. When we passed by, there was indeed a gust of wind and it was a bit cold."

The three shrank back and continued to drink to keep warm.

Before dawn, Li Chengqian went back to the Prince's Mansion. In fact, he felt sober and bored, so he came back. He didn't believe that anyone could see clearly that it was him.

When he went out, some people were naturally worried. When everyone saw Li Chengqian who was completely awake, they were relieved and went back to rest.

Of course, Pothos is not among these people.

After Li Chengqian left, she was very curious about how powerful this one-bowl three-step pour was. She also drank a lot, all of which came from practice.

There was still a mouthful in the jar, which was left over from Li Chengqian drinking too quickly.

She picked it up, and carefully poured it into her soup bowl. The small bowl didn't reach the bottom of the bowl. She was a little disappointed. She only took one sip, and it was too far away!
After drinking it, she didn't feel anything.

Lin Yiran on the side has been paying attention to Pothos.

Lin still asked: "How is it? Are you drunk?"

"No, this wine just tastes strange, not intoxicating." Lu Luo said.

Lin Yiran: "It seems like you have to walk three steps to know if it's really intoxicating. Why don't you give it a try?"

"If you ask me, that Xiao Ningzi must be faking it just to avoid embarrassing His Highness. His Highness drank a lot, but is he still fine? He must have walked at least three steps!"

"I also studied medicine before. It seems that when I walk around, the blood in the body will flow faster. Maybe this is the reason why I fell drunk. Why don't you try it?" Lin Yiran said.

Lu Luo said: "Don't lie to me, I've learned it too, that's not what I said, even if I don't move, my blood will still flow!"

After she finished speaking, she still stood up and took three swift steps, just to prove that she was right.

After three steps, she instantly collapsed to the ground and started snoring.

Lin Yiran could only take her to rest. The two of them must be together. They are both new here and unfamiliar with the place, so they have to help each other.

Li Chengqian: "If you don't go to bed earlier, what are you waiting for me to do? Are you going to sleep in again tomorrow?"

Everyone was speechless, kindly treating them like donkey livers and lungs!

(End of this chapter)