I receive courier in Datang

Chapter 197 Two million incense money!

Speaking of which, since the last time Li Chengqian copied a poem from Xia Ke Xing, he has never copied a poem again.

The main reason is that he has no chance to copy poetry. If he is a poor scholar, then copying poetry is indeed a shortcut to successfully escape poverty. However, unfortunately, he is not short of money, but is very rich.

Therefore, it is very difficult for him to write a poem on the wall without money to pay the bill in the tavern.

Or when he meets a woman he likes and writes a poem to express his thoughts, he also disdains such things.

It always feels too sour and flirtatious, which doesn't fit his identity.

"His Royal Highness, please complete this poem. Although the world is incomplete and there are many regrets, it is very important to have one less regret."

Li Chengqian was a little speechless when he heard this sentence. He just wanted to advertise his mosquito repellent, so this poem was an advertising slogan.

I have never heard of expanding an advertising slogan into a poem. Isn't this embarrassing, if the poem is not the kind that he can copy directly.

"I just wanted to explain to everyone the benefits of my mosquito repellent, and I didn't want to write a poem. Besides, if this advertisement was written in a poem, it would not mean what it is now. It's not good." Li Chengqian said .

Changsun Wuji said: "Don't worry, everyone. I believe that Gao Ming will not let the pearl of this poem be dusted. I believe that we will know the complete appearance of this poem in a short time. Gao Ming, what do you think?"

"I will think about it carefully when I go back and try to write it out." Li Chengqian had to say.

Cheng Yaojin was a little impatient: "We are discussing mosquito repellent, not poetry, don't talk about it, just say, is there any mosquito repellent, I want to buy it!"

As soon as Cheng Yaojin uttered these words, everyone looked at Li Chengqian, money was not the problem, the problem was whether there was any extra mosquito repellent to buy.

Li Chengqian had promised Changsun Chong before, so Li Chengqian naturally wouldn't say yes, but he couldn't keep his promise, otherwise he wouldn't be able to make money in the future.

"Everyone knows that the first pot is called Da Qiao, the second pot is called Xiao Qiao, and the third pot is Xiao Jia Bi Yu. These mosquito repellents of mine are specially made, and the production process is also very complicated.

Appropriate flower pots, fertile flower soil, beautiful names, and reasonable planting make each pot appear perfect. Therefore, there are only three pots for the time being.

But I'm going to get people to keep doing it, and soon there will be more mosquito repellent available for everyone to buy. "

With Li Chengqian's words, he felt good about himself. He not only fulfilled Chang Sun Chong's expectations, but also told everyone that if he wanted to buy it, he could still buy it in the future.

"Is that so?" Cheng Yaojin said, "Hey, I can't even spend the money if I want to!"

In fact, Cheng Yaojin's impulse to spend money is far inferior to Fang Xuanling's. Fang Xuanling has already decided that the fourth pot of mosquito repellent is his.

Based on the relationship between the second child in the family and Li Chengqian, and his willingness to pay, he would definitely be able to buy this thing.

The banquet lasted until midnight, mainly because Changsun Wuji needed to show how his Xiaojiabiyu repels mosquitoes, so the banquet was held until midnight.

Fortunately, Xiaojiabiyu was really strong, and there were no mosquitos. Everyone praised the mosquito repellent again.

"Let's go, it's midnight now." Li Chengqian said.

Mo Yu left the Changsun Mansion with him.

Li Chengqian didn't get up until three days in the sun. Last night's banquet was really exhausting.

In addition to what he said at the beginning, it was also time-consuming to deal with those who talked to him afterwards.

"Ding Dong, you have a courier, please pay attention to check it."

Opening the package, there was a book lying quietly inside.

The Count of Monte Cristo

Li Chengqian picked up the book, a little stunned, he had read this book when he was in school.

At that time, during the holidays, he had to read classics for his homework. He randomly found a few books to read, and among them was The Count of Monte Cristo.

As for Dream of the Red Chamber, he was young at the time, and there were only a few fragments that he could remember, all of which were not suitable for children.

He inexplicably remembered that famous scene.

"Count of Monte Cristo, author, Stallion?"

"Duma Dumas!"

"What is it about?"

"Prison escape."

"Shouldn't that be on the technical books shelf?"

This is another classic movie...

Obviously, this book is probably not for others to read. The background is around 1800, which is too advanced.

Now, it can be regarded as a fantasy book?

After arriving in the Tang Dynasty, he had not calmed down to read a book for half a year. He decided to review The Count of Monte Cristo again today.

After bathing and changing clothes, with a cup of tea, he began to read The Count of Monte Cristo.

The servants of the Prince's Mansion talked a lot.

They saw that Li Chengqian was reading a book, but this book really surprised them.

It’s perfect like a holy book!No, the whole thing is a work of art!

As for the content inside, Xiaocui glanced at it for a while, and it was probably written in simplified characters. She knew simplified characters, and Li Chengqian's textbook had already spread to a small extent.

Fang Yiai followed Fang Xuanling's order and came to find Li Chengqian.

As soon as they met, Fang Yiai and Li Chengqian reached out for mosquito repellent.

"My father insists that I buy it from you, I'm so annoying!" Fang Yiai said.

"It will be ready tomorrow. By the way, how much will he give you?" Li Chengqian asked.

"Fifteen hundred guan." Fang Yiai said.

Li Chengqian nodded, he didn't think Fang Yiai would lie to him, Li Chengqian said: "Okay, you can buy it tomorrow."

"My father said, let me live with you temporarily, and I will go back when I buy it." Fang Yiai said.

Li Chengqian: "..."

It's okay, there are people here, and it's good to have more people talking, although what Fang Jun often says is very abstract...

Seeing Li Chengqian reading, Fang Yiai was a little curious: "What book are you reading? Why can't I understand the words on it?"

"This book is called The Count of Monte Cristo, and it's a storybook." Li Chengqian said.

The essence of a novel is a story, and he turned the novel into a storybook for Fang Jun to understand better.

"Storybooks? Okay, I like listening to stories the most. Tell me." Fang Yiai said.

"Uh, okay."

Anyway, he was idle, so Li Chengqian decided to tell Fang Yiai this story.

If there are stories to listen to, other people will naturally not be idle and will gather around.

Li Chengqian frowned: "What should I do? Don't squeeze here!"

"It's nothing serious, let us listen too." Xiaocui begged.

"Okay." Li Chengqian had no choice but to agree.

He started talking about the real content of the book, just talking about it.When the first person's name was mentioned, Fang Jun was a little confused.

"Why does this person have such a strange name?" Fang Jun asked.

"The name of a foreigner is transliterated like this." Li Chengqian said.

"A foreigner wrote this book?" Fang Jun was surprised.

"Yes, his name is Alexandre Dumas." Li Chengqian said.

"Good name!" Fang Jun said.

Everyone: "..."

They thought to themselves, Fang Jun is really different from ordinary people, this name sounds very vulgar, what's the name of the big stallion?
Li Chengqian said: "Haha, not only does he have a good name, but he also writes well. I still remember a bad woman he wrote. She was a complete bad woman!"

As soon as Fang Jun heard the word "bad woman", his eyes lit up.

"Quick, your story is not interesting. I want to hear the story of a bad woman." Fang Jun said eagerly.

Li Chengqian smiled and began to tell the stories about Milady in the Three Musketeers.

Especially those scenes of Milady seducing Dartagnan. For some reason, Li Chengqian suddenly remembered it very clearly. His vivid descriptions made Fang Jun addicted to it and unable to extricate himself.

Xiao Ningzi couldn't help it, eunuchs also liked women, and many eunuchs even married wives.

"Is a lily tattooed on the shoulder a prostitute? A prostitute is not a criminal. This d'Artagnan is really boring. He doesn't like such a beautiful woman." Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian explained: "Maybe there is something wrong with what I said. A tattoo of a lily flower means a criminal. I remember wrongly."

"It turned out to be like this. It's a pity that such a woman is actually a criminal." Fang Jun said.

"There's another part about how she went to prison and seduced the jailer. Do you want to hear it?" Li Chengqian said.

"Of course you have to listen! I like these things, how do you know?" Fang Jun asked.

Of course Li Chengqian knew that everyone liked these things.

He continued to tell the story, telling how Milady had confused his guard to the point where he knelt down and kissed her toes. Fang Jun was extremely surprised.

"This is the most powerful prostitute I've ever heard! Her ability is to seduce men, but this ability is too powerful!" Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian said: "That's natural. There is a saying that men conquer the world, and women conquer men."

"What happened next?" Fang Jun asked.

"Later she was killed by d'Artagnan and his friends." Li Chengqian said.

"It's a pity..." Fang Jun said, "If she has a child with me, she must be very smart."

Li Chengqian: "..."

Fang Jun is really not afraid of death!Women like Milady are truly heartless and unjust people.

"Second brother, that's what's wrong with you. What's good about a smart child? Smart people think too much and live a hard life." Li Chengqian said.

"But many people say that I'm dull, I feel very uncomfortable." Fang Jun said.

"It's because they envy you and are embarrassed to admit it, that's why they say that about you. There is a poem about this." Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui took out the wooden slip seriously and said, "Your Highness, please start reciting your poem."

Li Chengqian: "???"

How does that sound like starting your show?

He still read out poems [-]: "Everyone raises his son hoping to be smart, but I have been deceived by being smart all my life. I only hope that my child will be stupid and careless, and he will be able to reach the throne without any disaster."

"How about this poem?" Li Chengqian asked.

"This poem is pure nonsense, how can Yu Qilu be a public servant?" Xiaocui said.

"That's because your vision is not broad enough!" Li Chengqian said, "It really is a woman's opinion."

"Negative emotion value from Xiao Cui, +158"

"Look, isn't this what the second child is like?" Li Chengqian said.

Fang Jun said seriously: "Are you calling me stupid?"

Li Chengqian: "..."

This will make your brain better, is it okay?

Xiaocui and the others laughed secretly, this is a good show to watch, let's see how Li Chengqian ends up.

Li Chengqian also said seriously: "Second, what I'm talking about is your expectation for your son. It should be like this, no disease and no disaster. In fact, the most important thing for people to live in this world is nothing more than the four words of peace and happiness."

Fang Jun thought for a while, it was indeed the case, and he nodded.

Everyone was a little bit less interested. They thought they were going to fight, but in the end, Li Chengqian was fooled by a word.

"I like Li Ling." Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian: "???"

This guy is really out of his mind, he likes Li Ling to tell him what to do, so if Fang Xuanling proposes marriage to Li Er, it will be over.

As Fang Jun's good buddy, what he has to do is also very simple, that is to kill Bian Ji ahead of time.

Burn the green hat before putting it on. This is Li Chengqian's way of doing things.

As for the reason for killing Bianji, there is no need to be too difficult. He still has a lot of experience in this area.

Li Chengqian said: "Second brother, do you know what Li Ling likes?"

"What does she like?" Fang Jun asked.

"She likes polite people. If you are so rude, she will definitely not like you." Li Chengqian said.

"Then what should I do? I'm just not interested in such things as poetry and poetry. I can do enough horseback riding and archery, and my strength is stronger than ordinary people." Fang Jun said.

"Enough is enough, great strength is good, you will understand this in the future, but the culture needs to be strengthened, how about this, I will find someone to teach you." Li Chengqian said.

"Who?"

"Debate machine."

"never heard of that."

"It's just a little monk who is very good at these literary things. You just need to learn some superficial things. I will get you a few famous poems that have been passed down through the ages, and you will be perfect." Li Chengqian said.

Xiaocui: "???"

Xiao Ningzi: "???"

How many famous poems have been handed down through the ages?Chinese cabbage?How many trees do you want?

"Okay, then bring me the defense machine today, and I will ask him for advice." Fang Jun said.

Li Chengqian nodded.

Hehe, teaching a fool like Fang Jun, Li Chengqian has ten thousand ways to kill this little monk.

Dazongchi Temple is in Yongyangfang. When Li Chengqian sent someone to invite Bianji, the monks in Dazongchi Temple were very puzzled.

Master Daoyue said: "Amitabha, there are other monks in our temple who have studied Buddhism for many years. You might as well go to Fangfu to teach someone else. He has only been a monk for a year. I'm afraid he has more energy than energy."

"No, His Highness the Crown Prince said that Fang Jun can only be taught by Bian Ji, and no one else can. He also told me to send a marble Buddha statue to your temple and 2000 incense coins." Xiao Ningzi said, "Also Please agree, Master."

2000 incense money!They haven't received so much incense money in three years!
Li Chengqian was really generous with his buddies.

Daoyue respectfully said: "His Royal Highness really has a deep connection with Buddhism, anyway, this is an opportunity for Bian Ji. For the sake of His Highness's sincerity, let Bian Ji teach Fang Jun."

Xiao Ningzi said, "Thank you, Master."

He looks very respectful on the surface, but in his heart he has already scolded him. As expected, he has kowtowed in front of the Buddha for 3000 years, and the Buddha has never opened his eyes. Once he is given 200 million incense sticks, he feels that the positions can be interchanged...

(End of this chapter)