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Chapter 194 Planting Strawberries

"You have to figure it out, it's because you don't have ready-made incense here that you were bitten by mosquitoes." Li Chengqian said.

"If you hadn't asked me to remove this annoying circle of mosquito coils, how could I have been bitten by mosquitoes?" Zhao Yinger said.

"What's the relationship between these two things? Don't talk nonsense!" Li Chengqian said.

"I see. You must be too stinky. Mosquitoes don't bite you. They come to bite me. It's all your fault." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian rolled his eyes: "That's because I'm too hard for mosquitoes to bite."

Zhao Yinger spit secretly: "Deng Tuzi!"

"Your words are completely shameless slander. I'm really not a disciple who said those words. Mosquitoes really can't bite me. If you don't believe me, I can do an experiment for you."

He grabbed it casually, and he pinched the wings of a mosquito, and the mosquito froze. This is a normal stress response after a mosquito is caught.

Zhao Yinger was extremely surprised. How did Li Chengqian say that if you catch a mosquito for an experiment, you can catch a mosquito for an experiment?

"How did you catch it?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"Do you want to learn? If you want to learn, I can teach you." Li Chengqian said.

Zhao Yinger shook her head, if she had to learn something like catching mosquitoes, then she would definitely not learn it, and it would be useless if she learned it, only Li Chengqian would have such a boring skill.

"Okay, let's start the experiment, you watch."

As Li Chengqian said, he put the mosquito on his arm and pricked his arm a few times with the mosquito's mouthparts. As a result, the mosquito's mouthparts were broken by his arm.

"Look, its mouth was broken by my arm." Li Chengqian said.

"Really..."

Zhao Yinger tried Li Chengqian's arm, it wasn't very hard, the skin was indeed soft.

Zhao Yinger asked: "What's going on? I tried your arm, and it's not hard."

"It's different for you, but it's different for mosquitoes." Li Chengqian said.

He didn't want to discuss this issue with Zhao Yinger anymore, so he started to dismantle the mosquito coils.

Removing mosquito coils is a technical task, which mainly depends on the dexterity of the hands. If the hands are more dexterous, the removal of mosquito coils will be quick and will not damage the mosquito coils.

Zhao Yinger was stunned for a moment, and Li Chengqian took apart the mosquito repellent incense, which was completely different from her previous one.

Zhao Yinger pouted dissatisfiedly: "Okay, you can take apart the mosquito coil so easily, why do you want me to take it apart?"

"Let me ask you, have you removed the mosquito coils?" Li Chengqian asked.

"No."

"I'm here to make you feel like trying to disassemble the mosquito coil."

"How about it, do you find it enjoyable?"

Zhao Yinger: "..."

Dismantling mosquito coils is also addictive?Anyway, she would not have this addiction anyway.

After taking it apart, Li Chengqian took out the tray that came with the mosquito coil, which was a thin rectangular metal sheet.

Of course, the color is a little yellow. As for why it is a little yellow, it is because it is the color of gold.

Gold is a representative of precious metals, and it is made into this color to add extravagance.

The use of precious metals as incense burners began in the Tang Dynasty.

Zhao Yinger stretched out her hand.

Li Chengqian knew what she meant, so he had no choice but to pass the iron piece to Zhao Yinger.

"Fake, this thing is too light! I didn't expect you would be fooled?" Zhao Ying'er said.

"Fake?" Li Chengqian was surprised. Is this thing real or fake?

"Yes, this thing looks like gold, but it's not actually gold. I weighed it and discovered this," Zhao Ying'er said.

Li Chengqian was speechless, is Zhao Yinger out of her mind?How much is a box of mosquito coils?It's only seven or eight yuan.

Give you another gold mosquito coil tray?Wouldn’t the company that produces mosquito-repellent incense have to pay for it?

Of course, if this is used as an advertising gimmick, it is indeed feasible.

The advertisement said that the mosquito coils inside the mosquito coils are gold, so everyone should buy them quickly.

At that time, some internal personnel will be brought out to buy a mosquito coil with a golden mosquito coil.

Stimulate people to refuel and buy their mosquito coils.

Of course, if it is found out, it will be over, defrauding consumers.

Li Chengqian could only say: "This thing is either gold, or ordinary metal."

"You are the prince, you actually use ordinary metal? My incense burner here is all gold!"

Li Chengqian looked at the incense burner on the side and rolled his eyes. It was clearly made of copper, but he had no choice but to say that it was made of gold.

"If you think it's gold, then it must be gold." Li Chengqian said.

"What do you mean?" Zhao Yinger frowned.

"It's nothing."

"Say!"

"Let you see what real gold is, look at my watch, it is real gold." Li Chengqian said.

After he finished speaking, he took off the fancy Rolex on his wrist and handed it to Zhao Yinger.

Zhao Yinger had also noticed the watch on Li Chengqian's wrist before, and wondered what it was for.

She took the watch and looked at it carefully, and felt that this thing was really valuable, because it was not big but heavy.

In her impression, a very heavy metal is gold, and this watch is indeed glittering, which further proves her idea.

"What is this watch for?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"It's a tool for recording time. I want to know the time, all I need to do is look at it." Li Chengqian said.

"It's amazing! Can you make me a watch?" Zhao Yinger asked.

Li Chengqian fell into deep thought. That's right, mechanical watches can be made logically. They don't need electricity, they just need to be wound.

Maybe a skilled craftsman can thoroughly analyze this watch and then make a new watch. In this way, it will be much more convenient for everyone to check the time.

"What you said makes sense. I will find someone to do this in the future." Li Chengqian said.

He unhurriedly took out the lighter, lit the mosquito coil, and inserted it on the mosquito coil.

Curly green smoke rose up, Zhao Yinger smelled it and retched.

"Uh... it stinks! Why does your incense smell so bad?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"Of course, something worth a few pennies won't smell so good." Li Chengqian said.

"How much is it? So cheap? The cheapest incense pills I know cost [-] yuan. How much is this mosquito-repellent incense?" Zhao Yinger was surprised.

Obviously, such things as incense are only available to wealthy families, and the cheapest ones cost fifty cash, which is not affordable by ordinary people at all.

Of course, ordinary people don’t need to spend this wasteful money. They can find some mugwort and other things and burn them. That’s a purely natural and safe incense, right?
"That's right, you shouldn't be too suspicious of such cheap incense, at least there won't be any mosquitos coming back tonight." Li Chengqian said.

"Don't be so full of words. The five hundred yuan of incense I used before can't block the mosquitoes, and your incense of a few pennies can't do it!"

"This is not incense, it's mosquito coils! Mosquito coils are specially designed to poison mosquitoes. Mosquitoes will die immediately after smelling this! In the past, the incense you used should only be able to drive away mosquitoes." Li Chengqian said.

"so smart?"

"That's natural."

"Then why is it sold so cheap?" Zhao Yinger asked.

"Maybe it's because it's poisonous." Li Chengqian said.

"Poisonous?" Zhao Yinger was surprised.

Li Chengqian nodded.

He had heard some news before, which said that mosquito coils poisoned babies, and he was very scared when he heard it.

However, for adults, it seems that mosquito coils will not cause problems, except for a headache.

"Since this thing is poisonous, let's destroy it." Zhao Yinger said.

"It's okay, poison won't kill adults, it will only poison babies." Li Chengqian said.

Zhao Yinger: "..."

"Negative emotion value from Zhao Yinger. +188"

She did it herself and extinguished the mosquito coils.

Li Chengqian had no choice but to say: "Okay, there is already a smell of mosquito coils in the room, and the current mosquitoes should not have high anti-toxicity. This amount of mosquito coils is enough to kill them."

Zhao Yinger didn't know what Li Chengqian meant by these words, and what the hell was anti-toxin, so she opened the window a little more.

The door is also opened, so that in a short time, the draft can remove the smoke smell from the house.

This effect is obvious, but mosquitoes will also come into the house with the evening wind.

"Aren't you afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes?"

"I'm afraid, but if a mosquito bites me, I won't die. The mosquito coil will poison me." Zhao Ying'er said.

"I've said it all. Mosquito coils can only poison babies, not adults. What are you afraid of?"

"I am Ying'er." Zhao Ying'er said.

Li Chengqian: "???"

Money will be deducted for homophonic memes, right?He has nothing to say!

"I don't care, anyway, mosquitoes don't bite me." Li Chengqian said.

"Let's go inside the mosquito net." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian naturally agreed to this request, the mosquito net is a good place, hehe...

Zhao Yinger did not forget to serve the strawberries, the two sat under the mosquito net, and Zhao Yinger ate a strawberry.

"Okay, you catch all the mosquitoes in the mosquito net and kill them."

Li Chengqian was taken aback, did he treat him as a tool?A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!
"There are no mosquitoes, so you don't need to catch them." Li Chengqian said.

"How about this, if you catch a mosquito, I'll reward you with a strawberry." Zhao Yinger said.

"I'm tired of eating, thank you!"

Li Chengqian refused very simply, suddenly, he remembered a very interesting thing.

"How about this, if I catch a mosquito, how about you plant a strawberry for me?"

Zhao Yinger was puzzled: "What is growing strawberries?"

"That's it."

Li Chengqian planted a strawberry on his arm, and then showed Zhao Yinger the red seal.

"See, this is called planting strawberries, isn't it similar to strawberries?" Li Chengqian asked.

Zhao Yinger glared at Li Chengqian with a charming look: "No way! There are little dots on the strawberries, but there are none on your arms."

Li Chengqian smiled evilly.

"That depends on which part of my body you planted."

Zhao Yinger was annoyed and threw the strawberry to Li Chengqian, who caught it.

"It's so sweet..."

"You are so boring! I heard from a good sister before that a scholar let mosquitoes suck blood in the house at night in order to please her, and the mosquitoes would not bite my good sister when they were full. Why can't you learn from others? ?”

Li Chengqian was shocked, what kind of operation is this?Did ancient scholars lick dogs like this?
"That guy is so cheap! Your best friend won't like that guy, right?" Li Chengqian asked.

Zhao Yinger was taken aback when she heard the words, girlfriend?It's an interesting statement.

"That's not true. That scholar has no money. After feeding the mosquitoes, my... best friend kicked him out." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian covered his stomach and laughed out loud, tears came out of his eyes.

Playing infatuation with prostitutes, he deserves to be kicked out, or his tricks are powerful, money and a golden gun can't fall.

These are the two advantages that men will never change to attract women. Other things are just floating clouds.

Moreover, human beings are very cheap creatures. If you lick dogs too much, you will not be regarded as human beings without knowing it. When the time comes, you won't even cry.

Li Chengqian said: "That scholar is so infatuated, at least let him stay for a night, why do you want to drive him away?"

"My best friend said that she was really touched at the time, but the scholar was bitten by mosquitoes, and there was no benefit to her body. She really couldn't accept it." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian laughed heartlessly again.

This scholar who feeds mosquitoes is his joke tonight.

"I want to get to know such an infatuated idiot. I think he should be able to talk to my two stupid buddies."

"Are you going to catch it or not?"

"Do you plant?"

"Planting, planting is not enough! It's not like I haven't planted before, and you are so excited about changing your name, and you still use it as a condition?" Zhao Yinger said.

"Yes, planting strawberries, I can say it outright now, instead of thinking about it, of course the conditions are met." Li Chengqian said.

As he spoke, he casually grabbed a mosquito with his right hand in the air.

"It's too easy, it doesn't count!" Zhao Yinger said.

"Okay." Li Chengqian agreed directly.

He reached out again and grabbed another one.

Zhao Yinger: "..."

She had nothing to say this time.

Li Chengqian said: "Where is the best place to plant strawberries? Let me think about it, let's plant it on my calf."

"Negative emotion value from Zhao Yinger, +177"

Although Li Chengqian's calves were not as hairy as orangutans like some men's, they still had a lot of fine hairs, and each of them was more than one centimeter.

"Come on." Li Chengqian said.

"Change to another place." Zhao Yinger said, "Your legs are too hairy."

"Mine is rare, not thick, and black, are you sure you want to change places?" Li Chengqian asked.

He looked at Zhao Ying'er and smiled evilly.

Zhao Yinger felt something was wrong. Li Chengqian's legs were indeed better than those of ordinary men, so it was not difficult to accept.

She was mainly afraid that Li Chengqian would change places again, to a strange place, how would she grow strawberries?
You can't grow strawberries overhead.

She had no choice but to get down and plant strawberries according to Li Chengqian's request.

The strawberry had just been planted when Li Chengqian caught another mosquito.

"If you plant a strawberry on the left, you must also plant a strawberry on the right." Li Chengqian said, "This is called symmetrical beauty."

"I suspect that you are using the same mosquito to deceive me repeatedly." Zhao Yinger said.

Li Chengqian spread out his left hand, squeezed the newly caught mosquito to death and placed it in the palm of his left hand.

There were exactly three mosquitoes lying on Li Chengqian's palm, not one of them was bad.

"What else do you have to say?" Li Chengqian asked, "It's specially reserved to prevent you from cheating."

Zhao Yinger lowered her head in resentment and continued planting strawberries.

Li Chengqian secretly opened a gap in the mosquito net behind him with his right hand.

Sorry, tonight, he wants Zhao Yinger to be a diligent strawberry farmer...

(End of this chapter)